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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3806 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1081 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in space, minding your own business, when suddenly this chinese rocket comes out of nowhere and just like, explodes into a bajillion pieces. like, talk about a fireworks show, amirite?
anyways, now there’s all this space junk floating around, and it’s like a giant game of dodgeball up there. but hey, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then you gotta join us. we’ve got so much space debris, it’s like a whole new dimension of minecraft. plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have dodging all those fragments while trying to build your dream base.
so come join us, where the sky’s not the limit, because there’s no sky in space. just a whole lot of junk. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? see you in orbit, space cadets!
