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RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7559
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Emeralds Found:	2488
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Farms Harvested:	692	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Love Letters Sent:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	3923	Void Armor Forged:	27

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Towns Built:	6	Enchantments Applied:	225

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ores Mined:	9743	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	235
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!