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HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mines Excavated:	3166	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

bold, Bongo, bongo drummer, CHEEKY, Clever, Creative, DATING, Drummers, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, memorable, Minecraft, Music, percussionist, pick up line, playful, Rent, rent’s due, Server, slap that ass, Smooth, Unique, Witty

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2816	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	129
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

BrasilBrosAdventure

Betrayed, BrasilBrosAdventure, Brazil, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emotions, exhaustion, Expectations, f1, family, fertility treatment, ivf, Marriage, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special needs, stepmom, Struggle, Support

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

BlockyParentRegrets

apologies, Apology, BlockyParentRegrets, Childhood, Communication, doing.., family, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, MISTAKES, parenting, parents, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, regrets, relationships, remorse, Saying

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9035	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Emeralds Found:	7098	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	1633	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Nature Senses Alive

alive, Countries, Environment, findings, Forests, national parks, natural beauty., Nature, Outdoor, Positive, researchers, Senses, sensory enjoyment, sensory experience, sensory perception, sensory stimuli, study, surroundings, survey, Universal, Visitors

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ores Mined:	4269	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, otzdarva, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	61	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donate, donuts, Minecraft, Play, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	636	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

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