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| Players: |
98/500 |
Votes: |
8787 |
| Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: |
1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: |
15 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: |
0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: |
5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: |
47 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
9601 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: |
1 |
Invisible Walls Found: |
1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: |
32 |
Gods Slained: |
0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: |
2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: |
4 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
