Mayo Rules Minecraft Servers

Mayo Rules

  • Mayo’s Realm 1.20

    Mayo’s Realm 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! Why, you ask? Because we have Koyorinium blessings that will make your ears tingle with joy! Plus, we offer fresh milk flavored chus for all Joshu, because who doesn’t want that? Don’t forget the mayo and soap with Koyo scent – it’s a must-have for all Joshu! So come on, join us and experience the madness of Koyolive in Minecraft! Just remember, always end with Koyo and spread those Koyoyos like there’s no tomorrow!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mayo’s Realm 1.20.6

    Mayo’s Realm 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and madness. Imagine building your own castle while jamming out to some sick tunes like WAO! and Egoistic seesaw by the one and only Hakui Koyori.

    But wait, there’s more! You can also cover your favorite songs, collaborate with other players, and even create some insane art inspired by Koyori herself. And don’t forget about the earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything else that will make your head spin like a top.

    Plus, we’ve got some mayo rules that will make you question reality, like always ending with Koyo and keeping things seiso like Joshu-kun. So come on, join us and let’s spread the Koyoyo love all over this Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mayo’s Crafting Corner Minecraft Server

    Mayo’s Crafting Corner Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is filled with insane builds, wacky mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Divegrass” that will have you shouting “WAO WAO” in excitement. Plus, our rules are simple: always end with “Koyo” and never delete the rules or you’ll face the wrath of the Koyoyo.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t be a boring Joshu, be a part of our wacky world and spread the Koyoyo love!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MayoCraft Server – Hakui’s Blocky Adventures

    MayoCraft Server – Hakui’s Blocky Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most zako-tastic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is ruled by the one and only Zako, the zako of zako! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    2. We have a secret base that needs cleaning every day, including La+’s streaming room. But don’t worry, 50% of our mayo budget goes towards new kids clothes for La+ and cute magical girl accessories for Iroha. It’s a win-win situation!

    3. Our server is filled with earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything that bloated the OP. It’s a sensory overload of epic proportions!

    4. We have a strict rule that all conversations must end with Koyo. It’s like a secret code that only the cool kids know about.

    5. And finally, if you break the rules, don’t delete the rules, or refuse to accept your punishment, you’ll be banished to the land of non-zako. Trust me, you don’t want to go there.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of zako madness). See you there, Joshus!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mayo Madness: Hakui’s Pixelated Adventure

    Mayo Madness: Hakui’s Pixelated Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to enter the wacky world of Koyo? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with bouncy Konyoyoyos and cheers from the Joshu Kissing Machine! But beware, you must always end with Koyo or face the wrath of the Research Division’s financial report! Don’t break the rules or delete them, or else you’ll have to accept your punishment and spread Koyoyo to all the good Joshus out there! So come on, join us for some earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything that bloated the OP – it’s a journey you won’t forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DustSettled SMP: Minecraft Edition

    DustSettled SMP: Minecraft Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for the most epic Minecraft showdowns! Picture this: a group of players fighting over a single diamond block, using nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Who will emerge victorious? Will it be the fearless warrior who can build a house in under 5 minutes or the sneaky player who hides in a hole for hours on end? Join us and find out! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExBaeGoneMCServ: AITA Minecraft Server

    ExBaeGoneMCServ: AITA Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pranks are not only allowed but encouraged! Just like James, our players are all about pulling hilarious pranks on each other. Whether it’s replacing someone’s house with a giant pink unicorn or filling their inventory with nothing but potatoes, the fun never stops!

    Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what prank is coming your way next. Just like Blake, you might find yourself in some sticky situations, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? And if things get too heated, don’t worry – we have a dedicated support team to mediate any disputes and make sure everyone is having a blast.

    So come on down to our server and let loose your inner prankster! Who knows, you might even find love like Blake and James did (before it all went downhill, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! Join now and let the pranking begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ViagraCraft – Keeping Secrets Since 2019

    ViagraCraft – Keeping Secrets Since 2019

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your sex life being as dead as a creeper explosion? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic of Viagra bring your performance back to life! Just like how you can craft diamonds from coal, you can craft a steamy night with your partner using our secret potion of potency!

    One player, let’s call him Steve, was struggling with anxiety and performance issues after a tragic event. But after discovering our server and the wonders of Viagra, his sex life skyrocketed to new heights! His partner, let’s call her Alex, was left wondering what changed, and Steve just shrugged and said he was feeling better. Little did she know, he was popping those little blue pills like they were candy!

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of not only building epic structures, but also building a stronger connection with your partner. And hey, if you want to keep your Viagra use a secret, we won’t judge! Just make sure to watch out for any suspiciously strong potions in your inventory…

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SillySerious SMP

    SillySerious SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding our precious diamond stash. The only way to access it is by performing a synchronized dance with a group of chickens while reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary giant chicken boss that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the chicken boss will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the possibilities!

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the llamas are fancy, the chickens are fierce, and the adventures are absolutely ridiculous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoMoreNaturalFunctions

    NoMoreNaturalFunctions

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

    Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

    So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP