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Mayo’s Realm 1.20
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! Why, you ask? Because we have Koyorinium blessings that will make your ears tingle with joy! Plus, we offer fresh milk flavored chus for all Joshu, because who doesn’t want that? Don’t forget the mayo and soap with Koyo scent – it’s a must-have for all Joshu! So come on, join us and experience the madness of Koyolive in Minecraft! Just remember, always end with Koyo and spread those Koyoyos like there’s no tomorrow! -
Mayo’s Realm 1.20.6
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and madness. Imagine building your own castle while jamming out to some sick tunes like WAO! and Egoistic seesaw by the one and only Hakui Koyori.But wait, there’s more! You can also cover your favorite songs, collaborate with other players, and even create some insane art inspired by Koyori herself. And don’t forget about the earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything else that will make your head spin like a top.
Plus, we’ve got some mayo rules that will make you question reality, like always ending with Koyo and keeping things seiso like Joshu-kun. So come on, join us and let’s spread the Koyoyo love all over this Minecraft server!
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Mayo’s Crafting Corner Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is filled with insane builds, wacky mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Divegrass” that will have you shouting “WAO WAO” in excitement. Plus, our rules are simple: always end with “Koyo” and never delete the rules or you’ll face the wrath of the Koyoyo.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t be a boring Joshu, be a part of our wacky world and spread the Koyoyo love!
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MayoCraft Server – Hakui’s Blocky Adventures
Welcome to the most zako-tastic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is ruled by the one and only Zako, the zako of zako! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
2. We have a secret base that needs cleaning every day, including La+’s streaming room. But don’t worry, 50% of our mayo budget goes towards new kids clothes for La+ and cute magical girl accessories for Iroha. It’s a win-win situation!
3. Our server is filled with earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything that bloated the OP. It’s a sensory overload of epic proportions!
4. We have a strict rule that all conversations must end with Koyo. It’s like a secret code that only the cool kids know about.
5. And finally, if you break the rules, don’t delete the rules, or refuse to accept your punishment, you’ll be banished to the land of non-zako. Trust me, you don’t want to go there.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of zako madness). See you there, Joshus!
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Mayo Madness: Hakui’s Pixelated Adventure
Are you ready to enter the wacky world of Koyo? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with bouncy Konyoyoyos and cheers from the Joshu Kissing Machine! But beware, you must always end with Koyo or face the wrath of the Research Division’s financial report! Don’t break the rules or delete them, or else you’ll have to accept your punishment and spread Koyoyo to all the good Joshus out there! So come on, join us for some earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything that bloated the OP – it’s a journey you won’t forget! -
1999 Reverse – Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Our server, let’s call it “Blocktopia,” is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. We have a special event called “Floor it! To the Golden City” where you can ride pigs through a maze of gold blocks to win epic loot. It’s like a piggy race to the treasure!
2. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, including Pig Latin. So if you’ve always wanted to hear a pig squeal in French, this is the place for you!
3. We have a special spell card system that allows you to cast spells like turning your enemies into chickens or summoning a herd of friendly cows to fight by your side. It’s magical!
4. The Storm is coming…literally. We have a weather system that randomly spawns tornadoes, lightning storms, and even rainbow showers. You never know what Mother Nature has in store for you!
5. Our upcoming Rate-up Banner features Joe, the Beast DPS who can literally punch through mountains with his bare hands. Join now to witness the power of Joe!
So what are you waiting for? Join “Blocktopia” now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, always beware of the Disco Pendulum…it’s a party you won’t forget!
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Houston Texans @ New York Jets Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on this server, the Texies are in need of a second thread for some reason. Who knows what that even means, but it sounds important, right?But wait, there’s more! Spookiness is a regular occurrence on this server, so if you’re a fan of being scared out of your blocky pants, this is the place for you. And don’t even get me started on the spaghetti-fest that is confirmed to happen. What’s a spaghetti-fest, you ask? Who knows, but it’s going to be wild!
So come join us on this crazy adventure where the game is always 0-0 because who needs rules anyway? It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem, and we want you to be a part of it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your character’s face turns blue (or green, if you’re a zombie). See you in the chaos!
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Solara Skyblock
Hey, Minecraft adventurers!
I’m excited to announce the launch of my Skyblock Server on Minecraft 1.21. Get ready to explore a brand new experience with exciting updates, custom challenges, and a vibrant community!
What’s New in 1.21: – New custom islands with unique themes – Daily quests and challenges to keep you hooked – Exclusive rewards for top players – Player-driven economy – build, trade, and thrive – Friendly and active community with helpful staff
Whether you’re a Skyblock veteran or just starting out, we’ve got something for everyone. Jump in and claim your island today!
23.109.45.165:25594
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X_SMP
X_SMP is an exciting new Minecraft SMP server that is currently seeking enthusiastic members and dedicated staff to join our growing community. We aim to create a fun and engaging environment for players of all skill levels, whether you are a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the game. Our server will feature unique gameplay experiences, events, and opportunities for collaboration. If you are passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a friendly and supportive team, we would love to have you with us. Join X_SMP today and help us build an amazing community together!
45.133.74.143:25816
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Troll Body Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!