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Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

GrampsGoneWildMC

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, college funds, Communication, family drama, forgiveness, GrampsGoneWildMC, Grandparents, half-sister, Heartless, Inheritance, Legacy, Medical Treatment, money issues, moral dilemmas, parental decisions, rare condition, relationships, Selfishness, stepfamily, Support

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5003
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5409
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magic Items Found:	3317	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

addiction, behavior pattern, compulsion, CraftyAddictMinecraft, craving, dependency, Fixation, guilty pleasure, habit-forming, habits, habitual behavior, indulgence, irresistible urge, Obsession, Passion, pleasure seeking, repetitive behavior, smp, temptation, uncontrollable desire, vice, Weakness

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Farms Harvested:	365	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3287	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

Admiration, Affirmations, appreciation, best compliment, boosting confidence, boosting self-esteem, building others up, CompliCraft, Compliment, Diamond, Dirt, encouragement, flattery, giving compliments, Gratitude, heartfelt compliments, Kindness, making someone feel good, meaningful words, positive feedback, praise, spreading positivity, uplifting words, world, Youre

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

air traffic control, air traffic control tower, Air traffic controllers, aircraft, Airline (Industry), Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation communication, aviation professionals, aviation terminology, career, Communication, control tower, flight operations, Flight Safety, Juliets, Pilots, romeo, romeo and juliet, Shakespearean actor, SKY, traffic, traffic controllers, traffic management

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

Adventure, Collectibles, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, Hero, Mature, Mineward, Minigames, mmorpg, Npcs, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, steve, Survival, Ultimate, Vanilla, villagers, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

coping strategies, depression, depression recovery, emotional well being, Escape, healing journey, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, overcoming depression, seeking help, self-care, Server, Therapy, weight of depression

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

Addictive, Adventures, anon recommendations, Anons, binge watching, binge-worthy, Captivating, Character development, Cliffhanger, Entertainment, fan recommendations, Intriguing, must watch, Mystery, plot twists, Random, random recommendations, second season news, series, smp, Suspense, television, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Farms Harvested:	737	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

BlockheadsRUs

advice, Ancestry, bio father, BlockheadsRUs, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Decision making, extended family, family, fear, Happiness, parental figures, personal choice, personal history, rejection, relationships, Respect, self-determination, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Star Shards Collected:	152	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.