MayhemRomania
Welcome to Mayhem Romania – a cool Minecraft server with lots of cool stuff!
We’re excited to see you on Mayhem Romania!
mc.mayhem-romania.online
| Key Features |
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| Gameplay Mechanics |
Every heart you steal makes you stronger. Gain a heart when you kill, lose one when you die. |
| Community Aspects |
Active players and a friendly community. |
| Server IP | xm.rainplay.cn:28963 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/z2VnkxMd |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is hacking allowed on the server? | No, hacking is strictly prohibited. |
| What version of Minecraft is supported? | Java Edition 1.21.4 |
| Are there any specific rules to follow? | Yes, no hacking, no spawn-killing, and mutual respect are required. |
Join Skulls SMP today and start your adventure in this unique Lifesteal Vanilla Survival server!
CurveMC
IP: play.curvemc.net Discord: Join Here
Custom BedWars & Skywars Mayhem! Destroy your enemies in a crazy version of BedWars with special stuff you won’t find anywhere else. Teleport arrows, fire bows, speed wands, and armored wolves – it’s BedWars & Skywars with a whole new twist.
play.curvemc.net
| Key Features | Brand-new Lifesteal SMP |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Griefing, betrayal, all-out war |
| Community Aspects | Close-knit, active community |
| World Border | Keeps the action tight |
| Voice Chat | Required for immersive experience |
If you’re ready for non-stop action and a bit of mayhem, join us now:
Mayhem MC Anarchy
Fully up to date Anarchy server. No rules – hack/steal/grief/lie – nothing is off limits. Brand new server! Be the first to destroy spawn or hit the 30m worldborder!
anarchy.mayhemmc.net
In a world teetering on the brink of emotional chaos, where hearts fracture and tiny, chaotic lives emerge from the depths of sheer struggle, CyprusCraft invites you to experience a dimension that lurches between the mundane and the utterly surreal. Step through the portal, if you dare, because here, family ties twist into tendrils of existential uncertainty!
“This server will challenge your entire concept of loyalty. Lose a relative? Gain a baby! Welcome to the double-edged sword of emotional investments,” says a participant who may or may not have survived… the experience.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Elderly Guardian Mode | Channel the wisdom of the octogenarians! Craft spells to transport them home safely. |
| Nurturing Nightmare | Immerse yourself in the ultimate babysitting mini-game where scream levels chart your sanity. |
| Passports & Portals | Fulfill baby passport quests while time loops ensnare your every action. |
"I joined to escape reality, but I emerged with an existential crisis… and a craving for Cyprus steak. What happened?” — A bewildered miner from the East End "Why do I feel such intense guilt about not being there? My block is crumbling!" — An anonymous builder with murky intentions
Q: How do I advance without losing my grip on reality? A: Reality, much like a server reboot, is subjective. Attempt to build a new one—might as well!
CyprusCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a descent into absurdity, where the unthinkable intertwines with the extraordinary. Are you strong enough to support your family… or will you let their emotional baggage crush you? Dive into the wonderland of malfeasance, emotional turmoil, and experiences reminiscent of twisted family gatherings.
Become part of a web where choices have no right answers. Here, "Am I the the Ahole?" is answered with a resolute laugh echoing through the void. Join CyprusCraft** today, step beneath the crafting table of family chaos, and redefine your understanding of love, loyalty, and lore!
P.S. The server has been banned in 12 dimensions, but we won’t tell you why. Embrace the chaos!
Enter at your own risk—a sanctuary for the misunderstood and mischief-makers, a twisted crusade through pixelated landscapes where barks echo like sirens. Can you untangle the web of loyalty, frustration, and bizarre friendship, all while dodging existential migraines?
🌀 Introduction: The Howl of Deceit In this pixelated dominion, an untold saga plays out like a fever dream. Picture this: a hike gone wrong, where friendships splinter under the weight of oddities. Here, you’ll witness the clash of sensory sensitivities and the chaotic upsurge of canine instincts. Why do players bark? Is it an ancient rite of Minecraft madness, or merely an absurd survival mechanism? Join us to unravel the sinister truth behind these barks and revel in the madness of it all!
🚨 Server Features but Mostly “Ok, Why?”
Pet Regression Showdown: Ever wanted to regress mentally and bark your way through challenges? Here, that’s mandatory! Either you join the pack or remain a solitary wallflower. The rules are simple: bark loud, or be devoured by the sound waves.
Migraine Survival Mode: Experience the simulated tension of walking with a limp while avoiding chaos. Will you face the shrill barks as they claw at your cranium, or will you defend your sanity with well-placed blocks?
| 🔮 The Bizarre Table of Testimonials | Username | Quote |
|---|---|---|
| BarkingBanana67 | “I thought I’d just chill, but now I’m a dog in a minefield!” | |
| AdventureAwaits98 | “Nothing teaches empathy like dodging a digital dog bark!” | |
| FrustratedFriend42 | “Can we please get a mute button? I’m losing my sanity!” |
⁉️ Frequently Barked Questions (FBQ) Why does everyone keep barking? Answer: The barks are a mystical force of nature, pushing players toward chaotic enlightenment or collective madness—your choice!
Can I escape if it gets too loud? Answer: Ah, but is that truly an escape? Or merely an illusion before the next wave of sound-induced insanity crashes over you? Choices, choices!
Why am I holding hands? Answer: Why are any of us doing anything? Freedom comes with a leash, my friend.
⚠️ Warnings of the Anomalous
This server has been banned in 12 mysterious locations, and players report upon entering, visions of echoing howls and phantom dog characters haunt them for days. Proceed as you wish—sips of cursed lemonade promised to keep you company!
🔥 The Urge to Join—A Call to Bark! Gather your courage and step boldly into a chaotic playground spiraling into an abyss of sound and confusion. Only the bravest—or most absurdly foolish—will discover the truth lurking in our digital forest. Dare to bark? Dare to love? Join The Barking Abyss and let the cacophony of camaraderie crush your migraine—forever!
Are you in? Or will you run… to face your own echoing madness alone?
Welcome, brave traveler! Do you feel the pull of reality dissolving? Good! Because THIS is the greatest and worst Minecraft server you will ever experience! In a place where diamonds grow on trees and creepers butterscotch your soul, you’ll wonder if your existence is just a Minecraft mod gone faulty! Join us, or become a cacophony of confusion forever!
| Feature | Reality Level |
|---|---|
| Infinite Sheep Spawning in Elysium | They whisper the secrets of the universe. Or is it the other way around? |
| Diamond Pickaxe forged from Rainbow Unicorn Scales | Every swing costs a memory! |
| Enderman Chess Tournaments | Only those who’ve fought with their own shadows may enter. |
| Time Travel Block | Use at your own chronological demise! |
| Potions that grant the ability to see the Unseen | Warning: May cause unexpected revelations about your pet goldfish. |
| Geo-Located Zombie Apocalypse | WARNING: It happens in hyper-red! |
Q: What plugins do you use?A: Plugins? They’re for people who don’t know how to create their own universes (or sofa!).
Q: Can I build my own house?A: Houses? Why would you want to contain your soul in pixelated walls? The sky is your true limit, or is it the floor? You decide!
Q: What is the server uptime?A: Time is a mere illusion! You are an illusion! Perhaps the server never existed unless you are reading this in reverse?
“some ‘girl’ messages me and asks if I want to masturbate on cam…”
“the account starts threatening me after that saying they recorded the video…”
“I keep saying ‘you’ll do nothing’ over and over again…”
“he says he’s gonna send the video to my parents…”
“skype is shutting down soon.”
Welcome, brave soul, to a realm where pixelated trees twirl in the winds of rebellion, and blocks whisper the secrets of a jigsawed reality! Have you ever felt like the world was flipped upside down? Well, buckle up, because here, democracy is just a rare spawn, and the laws of physics… well, they’re more like suggestions.
In an unprecedented collision of absurdity and blocky terror, an orange titan has strayed into the land of beavers and syrup! That’s right: Trump, the Glorious Gobbler of Canadian Politics, is here and reshaping the fabric of our pixelated universe. What does this mean for your world? Who knows! But one thing is clear—this server transforms chaos into cubic art.
“Politics? Who needs it? Minecraft is where the REAL decisions are made… using lava and disgruntled villagers.”
“I joined for the building; I stayed as a squirrel whispered about how maple leaves control our thoughts!” — ConfusedBuilder89
“Game crashed, had a vision about a potato uprising—am I in a Minecraft server or a modern art exhibit?” — PuzzledPlayer23
Q: Is this server affiliated with any political parties? A: Only if you can craft them from redstone and hope for the best.
Q: Will Trump join us for a game of Survival Mode? A: If you can summon him with a golden apple, absolutely! Otherwise, he’s probably busy building a wall around his pumpkin patch.
Q: What are the server rules? A: Rule #1: Embrace the chaos. Rule #2: If you find a rulebook, it’s likely a trap.
Legend speaks of a “Golden Beacon of Truth.” Survive the endurance trials, and you might just uncover the secrets of convergence that lie between this world and the next. But beware—12 countries have banned our collective madness, and many have whispered that to join is to join a cult of blockish enlightenment.
Hear that? The echoing snicker of the creepers hints at hidden layers to explore. Whenever you enter the Nether, you may just find a portal that leads to a realm where reality is an illusion, and socks are grand politicians!
To join is to invite pandemonium into your Minecraft life. Will you brave the digital realms to meet the Great Maple? Gather your pickaxe and your courage, and step into a server where every block turns a tune, and every mob hides a story thicker than Canadian winter!
See you on the other side of sanity!
Do you think you understand blocks? Think again! Here, they’re made of marshmallows and existential dread! This Minecraft server is the greatest if you see the colors of the rainbow in total darkness but also the worst because who needs cupcakes when you can have disappointment? The pixelated skies are the limit, and we’ve run out of limits! Join now, or are you already part of the game?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Enderman Moonwalks | Ever wonder what it’s like to be a bedrock block? Join the Enderman dance-off every Tuesday at 3 a.m. – do bring your own tinfoil hat. |
| Glitchy Realities | Craft items that don’t exist and trade with players who are not players! Reality frays at the seams. Literally. |
| Flying Creepers of *Doom* | Creepers don’t just explode anymore; they express their feelings. Prepare for interpersonal drama. |
| Food That Eats You | Try a pork chop that demands a backstory before consumption. Vegetarians forbidden. |
| Broken Logic PvP | Defeat your enemies by confusing them into thinking they are the enemies – or are you the enemy? |
Q: How do I join the server?A: You don’t. But you can! Unless you can’t. Is joining real, or is it just a figment of your blocked path?
Q: What version are you on?A: Does it matter if we are manufactured robots or made of sugar? Version muffins expire on Thursdays.
Q: Can I build whatever I want?A: Only if what you want is chaos, otherwise you might just be the architect of your own demise, or an existential pizza.
“LEAKED TIKTOK SLUTeromeaATQNstTM… what does it mean?!”
“I tried to dig to the bottom, but now I’m the staircase to heaven!”
“Do the blocks have feelings? And why do I hear cabbage screaming?”
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic that even the gods of Minecraft come down to witness the chaos. You might even find yourself face to face with Herobrine himself, challenging you to a build-off competition.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is equipped with the latest technology that allows you to summon your favorite Minecraft mobs with just a click of a button. Want a pet dragon? No problem! Just use our custom summoning feature and watch as a dragon appears right in front of you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
UPD.TexRich.ru
Join us for the most epic patch notes you’ve ever seen, featuring updates like adding Final Fantasy XIV content to Minecraft because why not?
But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Troves where you can find hidden treasures and Fall Guys events where you can race against other players in ridiculous obstacle courses.
Don’t miss out on our future meetups and events, like watching movies, roleplaying meetups, and even a friendless loser meet (we all need one of those, right?).
So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure trove of your own in the world of Minecraft Mahjong Edition!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!
Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. These feathered fiends have been terrorizing the villagers and stealing all the eggs, so it’s up to you and your fellow players to put an end to their clucky reign of terror.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer. So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, look no further! Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!
Join us and experience a world where anything can happen, just like in Code Geass! Who knows, maybe killing the protagonist will actually work out for you and lead to a legendary ending for your Minecraft journey.
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter insane quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!
Picture this: you’re mining away, feeling down and out, when suddenly your diamonds turn into a majestic castle fit for a king! That’s the power of our server’s promise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has the ability to transmute even the most basic materials into something extraordinary. Just like the union of hydrogen and oxygen creates water, on our server, the union of dirt and cobblestone creates a magical floating island!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the beauty and love that only Minecraft can offer. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great poet of our generation like Blake Winston-Janssen!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas that have taken over the server spawn.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!