CurveMC
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Custom BedWars & Skywars Mayhem! Destroy your enemies in a crazy version of BedWars with special stuff you won’t find anywhere else. Teleport arrows, fire bows, speed wands, and armored wolves – it’s BedWars & Skywars with a whole new twist.
play.curvemc.net
| Key Features | Brand-new Lifesteal SMP |
|---|---|
| Gameplay Mechanics | Griefing, betrayal, all-out war |
| Community Aspects | Close-knit, active community |
| World Border | Keeps the action tight |
| Voice Chat | Required for immersive experience |
If you’re ready for non-stop action and a bit of mayhem, join us now:
Mayhem MC Anarchy
Fully up to date Anarchy server. No rules – hack/steal/grief/lie – nothing is off limits. Brand new server! Be the first to destroy spawn or hit the 30m worldborder!
anarchy.mayhemmc.net
In a world teetering on the brink of emotional chaos, where hearts fracture and tiny, chaotic lives emerge from the depths of sheer struggle, CyprusCraft invites you to experience a dimension that lurches between the mundane and the utterly surreal. Step through the portal, if you dare, because here, family ties twist into tendrils of existential uncertainty!
“This server will challenge your entire concept of loyalty. Lose a relative? Gain a baby! Welcome to the double-edged sword of emotional investments,” says a participant who may or may not have survived… the experience.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Elderly Guardian Mode | Channel the wisdom of the octogenarians! Craft spells to transport them home safely. |
| Nurturing Nightmare | Immerse yourself in the ultimate babysitting mini-game where scream levels chart your sanity. |
| Passports & Portals | Fulfill baby passport quests while time loops ensnare your every action. |
"I joined to escape reality, but I emerged with an existential crisis… and a craving for Cyprus steak. What happened?” — A bewildered miner from the East End "Why do I feel such intense guilt about not being there? My block is crumbling!" — An anonymous builder with murky intentions
Q: How do I advance without losing my grip on reality? A: Reality, much like a server reboot, is subjective. Attempt to build a new one—might as well!
CyprusCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a descent into absurdity, where the unthinkable intertwines with the extraordinary. Are you strong enough to support your family… or will you let their emotional baggage crush you? Dive into the wonderland of malfeasance, emotional turmoil, and experiences reminiscent of twisted family gatherings.
Become part of a web where choices have no right answers. Here, "Am I the the Ahole?" is answered with a resolute laugh echoing through the void. Join CyprusCraft** today, step beneath the crafting table of family chaos, and redefine your understanding of love, loyalty, and lore!
P.S. The server has been banned in 12 dimensions, but we won’t tell you why. Embrace the chaos!
Enter at your own risk—a sanctuary for the misunderstood and mischief-makers, a twisted crusade through pixelated landscapes where barks echo like sirens. Can you untangle the web of loyalty, frustration, and bizarre friendship, all while dodging existential migraines?
🌀 Introduction: The Howl of Deceit In this pixelated dominion, an untold saga plays out like a fever dream. Picture this: a hike gone wrong, where friendships splinter under the weight of oddities. Here, you’ll witness the clash of sensory sensitivities and the chaotic upsurge of canine instincts. Why do players bark? Is it an ancient rite of Minecraft madness, or merely an absurd survival mechanism? Join us to unravel the sinister truth behind these barks and revel in the madness of it all!
🚨 Server Features but Mostly “Ok, Why?”
Pet Regression Showdown: Ever wanted to regress mentally and bark your way through challenges? Here, that’s mandatory! Either you join the pack or remain a solitary wallflower. The rules are simple: bark loud, or be devoured by the sound waves.
Migraine Survival Mode: Experience the simulated tension of walking with a limp while avoiding chaos. Will you face the shrill barks as they claw at your cranium, or will you defend your sanity with well-placed blocks?
| 🔮 The Bizarre Table of Testimonials | Username | Quote |
|---|---|---|
| BarkingBanana67 | “I thought I’d just chill, but now I’m a dog in a minefield!” | |
| AdventureAwaits98 | “Nothing teaches empathy like dodging a digital dog bark!” | |
| FrustratedFriend42 | “Can we please get a mute button? I’m losing my sanity!” |
⁉️ Frequently Barked Questions (FBQ) Why does everyone keep barking? Answer: The barks are a mystical force of nature, pushing players toward chaotic enlightenment or collective madness—your choice!
Can I escape if it gets too loud? Answer: Ah, but is that truly an escape? Or merely an illusion before the next wave of sound-induced insanity crashes over you? Choices, choices!
Why am I holding hands? Answer: Why are any of us doing anything? Freedom comes with a leash, my friend.
⚠️ Warnings of the Anomalous
This server has been banned in 12 mysterious locations, and players report upon entering, visions of echoing howls and phantom dog characters haunt them for days. Proceed as you wish—sips of cursed lemonade promised to keep you company!
🔥 The Urge to Join—A Call to Bark! Gather your courage and step boldly into a chaotic playground spiraling into an abyss of sound and confusion. Only the bravest—or most absurdly foolish—will discover the truth lurking in our digital forest. Dare to bark? Dare to love? Join The Barking Abyss and let the cacophony of camaraderie crush your migraine—forever!
Are you in? Or will you run… to face your own echoing madness alone?
Welcome, brave traveler! Do you feel the pull of reality dissolving? Good! Because THIS is the greatest and worst Minecraft server you will ever experience! In a place where diamonds grow on trees and creepers butterscotch your soul, you’ll wonder if your existence is just a Minecraft mod gone faulty! Join us, or become a cacophony of confusion forever!
| Feature | Reality Level |
|---|---|
| Infinite Sheep Spawning in Elysium | They whisper the secrets of the universe. Or is it the other way around? |
| Diamond Pickaxe forged from Rainbow Unicorn Scales | Every swing costs a memory! |
| Enderman Chess Tournaments | Only those who’ve fought with their own shadows may enter. |
| Time Travel Block | Use at your own chronological demise! |
| Potions that grant the ability to see the Unseen | Warning: May cause unexpected revelations about your pet goldfish. |
| Geo-Located Zombie Apocalypse | WARNING: It happens in hyper-red! |
Q: What plugins do you use?A: Plugins? They’re for people who don’t know how to create their own universes (or sofa!).
Q: Can I build my own house?A: Houses? Why would you want to contain your soul in pixelated walls? The sky is your true limit, or is it the floor? You decide!
Q: What is the server uptime?A: Time is a mere illusion! You are an illusion! Perhaps the server never existed unless you are reading this in reverse?
“some ‘girl’ messages me and asks if I want to masturbate on cam…”
“the account starts threatening me after that saying they recorded the video…”
“I keep saying ‘you’ll do nothing’ over and over again…”
“he says he’s gonna send the video to my parents…”
“skype is shutting down soon.”
Welcome, brave soul, to a realm where pixelated trees twirl in the winds of rebellion, and blocks whisper the secrets of a jigsawed reality! Have you ever felt like the world was flipped upside down? Well, buckle up, because here, democracy is just a rare spawn, and the laws of physics… well, they’re more like suggestions.
In an unprecedented collision of absurdity and blocky terror, an orange titan has strayed into the land of beavers and syrup! That’s right: Trump, the Glorious Gobbler of Canadian Politics, is here and reshaping the fabric of our pixelated universe. What does this mean for your world? Who knows! But one thing is clear—this server transforms chaos into cubic art.
“Politics? Who needs it? Minecraft is where the REAL decisions are made… using lava and disgruntled villagers.”
“I joined for the building; I stayed as a squirrel whispered about how maple leaves control our thoughts!” — ConfusedBuilder89
“Game crashed, had a vision about a potato uprising—am I in a Minecraft server or a modern art exhibit?” — PuzzledPlayer23
Q: Is this server affiliated with any political parties? A: Only if you can craft them from redstone and hope for the best.
Q: Will Trump join us for a game of Survival Mode? A: If you can summon him with a golden apple, absolutely! Otherwise, he’s probably busy building a wall around his pumpkin patch.
Q: What are the server rules? A: Rule #1: Embrace the chaos. Rule #2: If you find a rulebook, it’s likely a trap.
Legend speaks of a “Golden Beacon of Truth.” Survive the endurance trials, and you might just uncover the secrets of convergence that lie between this world and the next. But beware—12 countries have banned our collective madness, and many have whispered that to join is to join a cult of blockish enlightenment.
Hear that? The echoing snicker of the creepers hints at hidden layers to explore. Whenever you enter the Nether, you may just find a portal that leads to a realm where reality is an illusion, and socks are grand politicians!
To join is to invite pandemonium into your Minecraft life. Will you brave the digital realms to meet the Great Maple? Gather your pickaxe and your courage, and step into a server where every block turns a tune, and every mob hides a story thicker than Canadian winter!
See you on the other side of sanity!
Do you think you understand blocks? Think again! Here, they’re made of marshmallows and existential dread! This Minecraft server is the **greatest** if you see the colors of the rainbow in total darkness but also the **worst** because who needs cupcakes when you can have disappointment? The pixelated skies are the limit, and we’ve run out of limits! Join now, or are you already part of the game?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Enderman Moonwalks | Ever wonder what it’s like to be a bedrock block? Join the Enderman dance-off every Tuesday at 3 a.m. – do bring your own tinfoil hat. |
| Glitchy Realities | Craft items that don’t exist and trade with players who are not players! Reality frays at the seams. Literally. |
| Flying Creepers of *Doom* | Creepers don’t just explode anymore; they express their feelings. Prepare for interpersonal drama. |
| Food That Eats You | Try a pork chop that demands a backstory before consumption. Vegetarians forbidden. |
| Broken Logic PvP | Defeat your enemies by confusing them into thinking they are the enemies – or are you the enemy? |
Q: How do I join the server?A: You don’t. But you can! Unless you can’t. Is joining real, or is it just a figment of your blocked path?
Q: What version are you on?A: Does it matter if we are manufactured robots or made of sugar? Version muffins expire on Thursdays.
Q: Can I build whatever I want?A: Only if what you want is chaos, otherwise you might just be the architect of your own demise, or an existential pizza.
“LEAKED TIKTOK SLUTeromeaATQNstTM… what does it mean?!”
“I tried to dig to the bottom, but now I’m the staircase to heaven!”
“Do the blocks have feelings? And why do I hear cabbage screaming?”
🎉🤪 Welcome to the most legit Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have—where the only thing more insane than the blocky world is the backstory of this realm! 🤪🎉
Imagine this: One fateful day, as you’re casually mining for diamonds, a glitchy portal rips open in front of you. You’re not just greeted by any ol’ mob; oh no! You’re face-to-face with an entire ARMY of your multiversal variants! Yup, that wacky you who decided to become a cuppa tea-drinking llama or one who rules a world made entirely of pizza! 🍕🐱👤
They look fierce, but also a bit confused, and they ask you: "Do you need help conquering this earth? We’ve already conquered ours!" 😱💥 Can you imagine the possibilities? One moment you’re building your cozy little abode, and the next, you’re planning a world-dominating pizza party with a llama army!
Join this server if you’re ready for a reality where:
As you traverse through a land full of epic warrior llamas and sentient blocks, don’t be surprised if you find a rogue version of yourself trying to steal your bacon. It’s cool, just ask them for tips on how to build a throne with bacon bits! 🍖👑
Oh, and did we mention the Potato Heaven? Yes, that’s a REAL place here! You can trade your tater skins (the fashionable kind, of course) for ultra-rare items that would make your 8-bit dreams come true! 🌈🥔
So if wild multiversal shenanigans, unending chaos, and banana-munching constructs sound like your cup of tea, why are you still reading? Jump into the madness and join today! Who knows, you might become the next Interdimensional Potato Lord! 🥳🌌✨
Step right into the Electric Codex, where pseudo-corporate absurdity meets pixelated mayhem! A bastion of strange phenomena and high-voltage drama, where the only constant is the flickering chaos of a Minecraft world infused with the shadowy machinations of that weirdly charismatic space wizard, Elon Musk.
Here’s the thing: we all love a good electric car, right? But what about the deeper currents? Why is the Tesla chairwoman selling off $33 million worth of TSLA? Rumor has it, she’s funding a secret space program with her public funds, and you could be a part of the rebellion! This server lets you mine those elusive Muskium Crystals, believed to enhance your crafting abilities while whispering sales pitches about electric skateboard insurance.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Elon’s Last Stand | Battle against the most powerful “OpenAI” overlords, now reskinned as Creepers that talk exclusively about stocks. |
| Meme-a-thon Madness | Participate in meme competitions where crafting T-shirts of Musk Lord and Tesla Meatspace Express can yield rewards that will leave your mind scrambled! |
| Stock Market Rollercoaster | Mine diamonds that artificially inflate your ego and net worth—because why not distort economics in between your quests? |
“I came for electric sheep, I stayed for the taste of unregulated capitalism!” — Keenan Keynes
“Musk’s Deep State is too real; I found the secret gold!… Oh wait, it’s just a block of sand.” — Penny Short
Did you know?
Q: Is this server safe? A: Safety is a relative term.
Q: Can I trade my stocks for rare items? A: Stocks? In here, we trade ideas for inventions that may or may not lead to your doom.
Q: Will I meet Elon Musk? A: Only if you survive the Creeper Initiation Ceremonies, where we reenact unveiling the Cybertruck with so much enthusiasm it breaks the space-time continuum.
Excessive mining may result in existential crises; tread carefully as the higher you ride the political rollercoaster, the less stable your blocky universe becomes. The Electric Codex is not liable for any alternate realities, chaotic dreamscapes, or spontaneous fits of glee leading to spontaneous combustion.
Click the link to enter a realm that may be the sinew of our collective insanity! But beware—once you join, you’ll be haunted by the whispers of Tesla-fueled specters, guiding you, controlling your very essence…
The Electric Codex awaits. Will you seize your destiny, or will the Muskian forces consume you whole? The blocky world beckons, and the truth… whatever it may be… is out there.
Celestia SMP
Welcome to Celestia SMP!
Step into a world where Europe comes to life at a 1:100 scale in Minecraft. Whether you’re building your dream city, forming powerful alliances, or just exploring the landscape, Celestia SMP offers a rich, community-driven experience where your creativity and strategy can thrive!
What our players love about Celestia SMP:
We can’t wait to see you in Celestia SMP!
play.axionsmp.live
Nexus Minecraft Server
Come check out Nexus! It’s got mcMMO Survival, Lands, Duels, Quests, and crates. Explore the lands, fight mobs, survive the blood nights, and get rewards. It’s the #1 Minecraft Server experience with a friendly community and welcoming staff. Events, zero lag, and dedicated staff. Join now!
Nexus.mcserver.us
| Server IP | mc.twotimesacharm.com |
|---|---|
| Server Trailer | Watch Here |
TTAC is a basic vanilla server with added touches to prevent hacking, cheating, and x-ray. The community is active, with friendly players and talented builders. Co-op play is encouraged, and rewards are given for bringing friends. The server has a voting system for growth and is constantly improving. Will you be the next leader?
Lusty Minecraft Server
Hey gamers! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than Lusty — a server made by the community, for the community.
Join us now and play with your buddies on PC, Xbox, PlayStation, or mobile. Let’s mine and craft together!
play.lushmc.fun
13b13t
Welcome to 13b13t!
Join this cracked anarchy server where you can do anything you want! Grief, hack, swear – it’s all allowed here. The server is currently on version 1.12.2 and will be updating soon.
13b13t.ddns.net
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Skyblock: Realms of the Lost Isles
In Skyblock: Realms of the Lost Isles, you start on a small island up high in a weird place. But this isn’t just surviving—it’s your journey to find out the secrets of the Isles! Make cool armor sets like Stormguard Armor for controlling weather or Embersteel Armor for fire protection. Meet special mobs like the sneaky Wraithhounds that only show up at night or the tough Void Serpents hanging out by the edge of the void. Make epic swords, from the Celestial Edge that slices through many enemies to the Shadewing Blade for hiding abilities. Finish quests from old spirits of the Isles, leading you to find hidden islands, fight strong guardians, and get treasures from a forgotten time. Will you become a master of the Realms of the Lost Isles and discover their secrets?
51.79.229.19:25525
Virtusx Minecraft Server
Virtusx is a Minecraft 1.8.9 factions server that you can join on any version. It’s super fast and has lots of cool stuff like dungeons! Come check it out for yourself!
Play.VirtusX.com
Grimcraft Server Info
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Join Grimcraft for an epic gaming experience!
mbs.grimcraft.org
Blaze Anarchy
A super fun and chill Anarchy server where anything goes! Join our discord by typing /help in-game for more info. You can even fly around on our server! Plus, we have TPA, backpacks (they might be removed though), and tons of other cool features.
Stay tuned for more updates!
blazeanarchy.org
MineBuilders
MineBuilders is a cool Minecraft server that mixes Rust stuff into the game. Players can get different armor like sneaky Ghillie suits, Anti-Rad gear, and strong Kevlar armor. The server is all about surviving, fighting other players, and exploring. You can tell how good someone’s armor is by looking at the sword icons next to their name. The best gear is usually from beating tough bosses or exploring scary dungeons. Come join RustV2 for the ultimate survival fun with a bit of strategy, fighting, and exploring!
join.minebuilders.me