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BlockChainCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, BlockChainCraft, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Diversification, dogecoin, ethereum, Financial, innovation, Investment, litecoin, market, maximalist, Minecraft, ripple, Server, skepticism, Technology, Trading

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mines Excavated:	2234
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dimension Hops:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true value of digital currency? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of hardcore bitcoin maximalists who believe that the only way to truly thrive in the virtual world is by hoarding as much cryptocurrency as possible.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for bitcoins! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests that are filled with nothing but sweet, sweet digital gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Satoshi’s Block, rumored to contain enough bitcoins to make you the richest player in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Crypto Creeper, a mob that explodes into a shower of bitcoins when defeated. So gear up, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to take on the ultimate challenge in the world of Minecraft – becoming the ultimate bitcoin billionaire! Join us now and start your journey to digital riches today.

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Runes Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Farms Harvested:	243	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magic Items Found:	2679	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	5843	Secret Passages Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2682	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension Hops:	14

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Votes:	1018
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!