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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1745 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4677 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
haha yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server cuz like, we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ on up in here. like, did you know dat if you play on dis server, you actually decrease yo chances of gettin’ Parkinson’s disease? like, WHOA. it’s like a magical cure or somethin’.
we got all da cool kids playin’ on dis server, makin’ friendships dat last a lifetime. plus, we got secret hidden treasures scattered all around da map. you gotta be quick tho, cuz dem treasures disappear faster den my ex-girlfriend when she saw my mom’s meatloaf.
so come on down, join da fun, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll unlock da secret to eternal youth and happiness. or at least have a good laugh with some new friends. haha.
