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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 9928 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
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