max/msp Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NopeCraft

10. Instant regret, 11. Unsuccessful try, 12. Disappointing experience, 13. Quick realization, 14. Instant dislike, 15. Immediate aversion, 16. Tried and disliked, 17. Instant turn-off, 18. Not my cup of tea, 19. Quick rejection, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Failed experiment, 3. One-time trial, 4. Failed attempt, 5. Disastrous experience, 6. Regretful decision, 7. Hated it, 8. Never again, 9. Not my thing, NopeCraft, not for me

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig? No? Well, then you haven’t experienced the thrill of our Minecraft server! We offer the most extreme and outrageous adventures you can imagine.

Join us if you want to battle zombie chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a rollercoaster through the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

CraftyPolishJets Minecraft Server

air activity, airspace, Conflict, CraftyPolishJets, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, european union, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military deployment, Minecraft, nato, Poland, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even poland is sending fighter jets to check it out! we got russian air activity, explosions, and chaos galore. if you want a wild ride, join us now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even spot a flying pig or two! the only thing missing is YOU, so come on and join the fun!

CraftyConflictPutin

Conflict, CraftyConflictPutin, CRUDE OIL, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, India, international relations, military conflict, political accusations, putin, russia, sanctions, Trade, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War Economy, Zelensky

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Farms Harvested:	411	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz putin doesnt respect u like seriously bro u need to show him who’s boss by playing on our server and building the biggest, baddest castle ever like zelensky said india is helping russia’s war economy but not on our server cuz we only support peace love and blocky adventures so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the virtual world broooo #minecraft4life #putinsucks #buildthatcastle

AmazonTreePocalypse2050

2050s, Amazon, amazon rainforest, AmazonTreePocalypse2050, Biodiversity loss, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon tipping point, climate change, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, forest degradation, forest management, global warming, sustainable forestry, tree health, Tree mortality

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR THE AMAZON TREES WILL DIE AND CARBON WILL TIP OVER LIKE A DRUNK DUDE ON A UNICYCLE BY 2050s HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SAVE THE TREES BY BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE AND PLANTING VIRTUAL TREES. ONLY ON THIS SERVER CAN YOU SAVE THE AMAZON WITH YOUR BLOCKY SKILLS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY BRO. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE CARBON TIPS OVER AND WE ALL TURN INTO TOAST. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES 😂🌲🔥🚀

The Definitely NOT Haunted Pleasant Lands MODDED SMP Server of Fun

Apeothosis, Aquaculture, blocks, Dungeons, eidolon, Empire, enemies, Exploration, farmers delight, FRONTIERS, Fun, Haunted, ice and fire, IDAS, Items, Lands, Medieval, Modded, Other, Playerbase, pleasant, retro tech, rules, Server, smp, Spelunkery, Vanilla structures, world generation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Uptime	24/7
RAM	6 GB
Custom Modpack	Updates in progress

Server Modpack Details

The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, and expanding upon base-game Minecraft while adding tons of medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, Spelunkery, and IDAS are just a handful of the mods run on the server.

Features

The pack vastly improves Vanilla structures, has awe-inspiring new world generation, and adds breathtaking new dungeons, making it easy to get immersed in this strange, perilous world. With over 175+ mods, which add a plethora of new blocks, items, and enemies, there is nearly endless offerings of things to do.

Playerbase

Most players are ages 14-25, with the server owner being 18. Anyone is welcome to join as long as they can follow the rules!

Discord

Interested in joining? Head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, and more are included.
Is the server active and updated regularly?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 and updates to the modpack are in progress.
Can players create their own factions or empires?	Yes, players have the freedom to create their own factions, empires, or progress individually.
What is the age range of players on the server?	Most players are between the ages of 14-25.

Crafty Loli Server

Aesthetic, Anime, art, controversial, Crafty, cum in mouth, cute, ecchi, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, japanese, Kawaii, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, NSFW, Roleplay, Server, taboo, Thread

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7546	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.

””CyberCraft: Android SMP Hacking””

Android, Android hacking, cybercraft, data recovery, HACKING, phone backup, phone data backup, phone data backup software, phone data dump, phone data extraction, phone data recovery, phone data recovery app, phone data recovery service, phone data recovery software, phone data recovery tools, phone data retrieval, phone data transfer, phone screen repair, phone screen replacement, remote data access, screen replacement, smp, touch screen not working

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Farms Harvested:	671
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes running by, followed by a pack of creepers riding on pigs. And that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a hidden underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your virtual life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to hack your own phone while you’re at it. Just kidding…unless?

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol poisoning, belligerent, bill, black vomit, consequences, crying, Decision making, Drinking, drunk friend, DrunkMedic, friendship, Help, Hospital, incoherent, medic, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, screaming, Server, Uber, vomiting

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	6748
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

StepSibSnatchCraft

Apology, attitude, babysit, Blame, Boyfriend, broken TV, Cheating, Cops, dad, Grandma, Hassle, kicked out, mom, Overseas, Phone, punishment, runaway, step dad, step siblings, StepSibSnatchCraft, taken away

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Then come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about babysitting demon children or getting blamed for broken TVs. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and escape the madness of your real life. Plus, there are no annoying step-parents or cheating moms to deal with – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with crazy family dynamics and phone-stealing step-parents. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family on our server who won’t kick you out for standing up for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind – no phone-stealing step-parents allowed!

ProfessionRegret SMP

ProfessionRegret, smp

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional llama wrangler but realized that llamas are actually pretty sassy and not worth the trouble? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of herding virtual llamas without the risk of getting spit on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are hellbent on taking over the world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve their poultry-filled dreams? Or will you stand against them and become the hero that Minecraftia deserves?

With epic quests, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for anyone looking for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!