Matzah MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

KosherCraft: Where Creepers Drop Matzah Balls & Villagers Dance the Hora

Music, Jewish melodies, villagers, Traditional Jewish music, cultural heritage

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old music playing in the background? Well, look no further because on our server, we play traditional Jewish music that sounds like it came straight out of an N64 villain theme song! You can’t make this stuff up, folks. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you dancing in your mine shafts and battling creepers to the beat of the klezmer music. Who knew that Minecraft and Jewish music could go together like matzah ball soup and brisket? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and get ready to have a blast!

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KosherCraft: Where Minecraft meets Matzah Balls!

KosherCraft, Video, Matzah, presentation, meets

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating spider, who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical squid king!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Matzah and Creeper Craft

racism, creeper, mudshits, ethnicity, Cultural differences

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Snorlax? Well, look no further because our server is here to make mudshits seethe with envy! How do we do it, you ask? By offering the most epic and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.

Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!

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KosherCraft: Where Creepers and Matzah Balls Collide!

Balls, ENEMY, Music, gentiles, Jewish culture

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and open your eyes to the truth? Look no further! Our server is not just any ordinary server, it’s a place where you can explore the deep secrets of US culture and its Jewish influences.

Join us as we uncover the mysteries of fast food not being real food, and how all “ethnic” food is actually just Jewish culture in disguise. Discover the truth behind racism in the US and how different races are all hailed as “niggers” by the Jewish overlords.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of conspiracy theories and learn about the AIPAC and Jewish lobby’s control over US foreign policy. Race and religion may not be the problem, but Jews definitely are. Once you join our server, you’ll never see the world the same way again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together. And remember, the first step to enlightenment is clicking that “Join Server” button. See you on the other side, my fellow truth-seekers!

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SemenVampireGamer Minecraft SMP

immortal, Minecraft, Lust, Blood, creepy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the mobs are wild and the players are even wilder! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the only currency is llama spit and the only way to win is by collecting as many chicken feathers as possible.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows is the infamous semen vampire, a creature so terrifying that even creepers run in fear. Legend has it that if you can defeat the semen vampire in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that can shoot lasers and turn pigs into flying unicorns.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for those pesky semen vampires!

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NoSisNoMomsHomeLOL

household expenses, move back in, Inheritance, heartbroken, financial care

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, entitlement, and inheritance drama!

Imagine a server where siblings fight over who gets the best room, where the main objective is to outdo each other in the game of “who can be the most toxic family member.” Will you side with the sister who only visits for 3 hours at a time or the brother who hasn’t been seen since December?

But wait, there’s more! Become the POA of your virtual family’s affairs and make tough decisions like whether to kick out your sister and niece for their entitled behavior. Will you keep the family home intact or watch it crumble under the weight of sibling rivalry?

Join now for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion!

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UntrustworthySteve

untrustworthy, unfaithful, duplicitous, shady behavior, unscrupulous

If you see someone in Minecraft wearing a diamond helmet made entirely of cheese, riding a pig named Sir Oinksalot while carrying a sign that says “I steal all the virtual cookies”, then you know you’ve found the perfect server to join! Our server is filled with crazy characters and wild adventures, like the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken with laser eyes that shoots out bacon. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else! So come join us and see what shenanigans await you – just don’t trust anyone wearing a cheese helmet.

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SpyCraftRus: Gardaí Edition

political tensions, intelligence services, Espionage, Gardaí, #intelligence gathering

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in Ireland, mining some diamonds and building your epic castle, when suddenly you see some shady characters lurking around. turns out, it’s Russia! they’re spying on you and your fellow players, trying to steal all your precious loot. but fear not, because the gardaí are here to save the day!

join our Minecraft server and help the gardaí catch those sneaky Russians in the act. team up with other players to build secret bases, set traps, and outsmart the enemy. who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft government.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of espionage and intrigue. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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ObscureCraft – Smartest Alive

alive, intelligence, Underrated, profound thinker, Smartest

come join our epic minecraft server where the smartest person who ever lived died in obscurity…BUT that’s not all!!! our server is full of magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows, and if you find one, you get a free lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!!! 🦄🌈🍎

we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes…if you defeat them, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle soaring through the sky!!! 🐔🚀

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous pirate who buried his treasure somewhere in the depths of our vast ocean biome? if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player in all of minecraft history!!! 💰💎🏴‍☠️

so what are you waiting for?? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!!! 🎮🌟🤪

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The Nitrogen Network: Where you can’t escape the nitrogen, but you can escape the boredom! Join our Bedrock Server now!

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Port	19132 (default)
Console Players Add	‘NitrogenSMP’ To Get Instant Access Through Friends Tab!
Discord	https://discord.gg/cUCuPtsaDP

Our Server Offers:

Custom Items/Blocks/Weapons
Shops & Survival Friendly Cosmetics
Survival Friendly Minigames
Daily Rewards
Achievement And Ranking System
Player Economy
Events & Competitions
Frequent Updates

We are looking for:

Active Players

Main Rule:

No Hacking

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP ‘play.nitrogen.zone’ and port 19132.
Can console players join?	Yes, console players can join by adding ‘NitrogenSMP’ to their Friends tab.
Are there any custom items or blocks?	Yes, we offer custom items, blocks, and weapons on our server.
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. It is against our main rule.
What can I expect from events and competitions?	We regularly host events and competitions with exciting prizes for players to participate in.