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AdultingInMinecraftSMP

adult decision-making, adult life, adult mindset, adulthood milestones, adulthood realization, adulthood reflection, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting experiences, adulting journey, adulting lessons, adulting moments, AdultingInMinecraftSMP, Coming of Age, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Maturity, realization of adulthood, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self-sufficiency

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	7952	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will make you question your adulthood status. Like, once you join, you’ll be hit with a wave of responsibility and maturity that will make you go “wait, am I actually an adult now?” But don’t worry, because on this server, we have a secret potion that will turn you back into a kid again. Yeah, that’s right, you can relive your childhood while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

And get this, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that.

So come join our Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner child while also questioning your adulthood. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

ParentalNoobsCraft

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, empathy for parents, Experience, family, growing up, Humanity, humility, Life, life lessons, Maturity, ParentalNoobsCraft, parents, perspective, realization, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding, Vulnerability, wisdom

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Emeralds Found:	9112
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. Or how about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that launched you straight into the moon (don’t worry, we have oxygen tanks)?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about participating in our weekly “Build-a-Banana” contest where the most creative banana-themed build wins a prize (hint: it’s a banana suit for your character)?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world where the only thing predictable is the unpredictable. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. See you there!

BoomerCraft

accepting aging, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, growing up, Maturity, midlife crisis, Nostalgia, realization, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, signs of aging, time passing, wisdom comes with age

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Astral Projections Made:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make you feel young and hip again! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never feel old again!

Pixel Quest: Digimon Magic 1.21.4

1.21.4, acceptance, Anime, Childhood, consumerism, Digimon, Digital Monsters, emotional intelligence, Entertainment, Evolving, Fandom, friendship, growing up, learning, life lessons, Magic, Maturity, merchandise, Nostalgia, personal growth, PIXEL, pokemon, Quest, societal expectations

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, right now! It’s like, totally lit and will blow your mind, man!

Forget about staying a kid forever like Pokémon wants you to, come join us and learn that it’s okay to grow up like Digimon teaches us!

We got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will have you questioning reality in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your inner Digimon master on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Star Shards Collected:	181	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

Elderly Minecraft SMP Vibes

aging, appreciation, bittersweet, CHANGE, Elderly, emotional impact, Evolution, growing older, hindsight, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, sentimentality, smp, time passing, VIBES, wisdom

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a responsible adult? Well, come join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because in our world, the chickens are the rulers and they don’t take kindly to outsiders. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the cows who have a secret underground resistance movement against the chicken overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton who only plays spooky scary skeletons on repeat.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because this shit hits different when you’re older and ready to embrace the madness! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before.

BoomerCraft: We Know Everything

advice, BoomerCraft, Challenges, child rearing, Communication, Confidence, Experience, family dynamics, generational differences, growth, guidance, knowledge, learning, long-term effects, Maturity, misconceptions, Older parents, parenting, Parenting styles, self-assurance, wisdom

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	17

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the admins are actually ancient parents who think they know EVERYTHING. They’re like, “Back in my day, we didn’t have Ender Dragons, we had to fight off creepers with our bare hands!” And you’re just like, “What the heck, old man?!” But then they start telling you all these crazy stories about how they used to mine for diamonds blindfolded and tame wolves with just a bone. And you’re like, “I gotta see this for myself!” So you join the server and it’s just a wild ride of insane challenges and wacky adventures. Plus, the admins are always throwing in unexpected twists and turns, like making you build a rollercoaster through the Nether or survive a zombie apocalypse in the jungle. It’s like a never-ending circus of chaos and laughter, and you never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join the fun and see if you can outwit these ancient Minecraft masters!

Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Votes:	5792
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3804

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	13
Crops Grown:	4871	Votes:	7883
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	106
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Divine Spears Created:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Crops Grown:	5578	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Farms Harvested:	249
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

annoying habits, annoyingly, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, common pet peeves, daily annoyances, everyday annoyance, everyday frustrations, everyday irritations, irksome habits, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor irritations, mundane annoyances, normal, normalcy, personal triggers, pet peeve, typical irritations, universal annoyances, universal frustrations

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

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