RegretCraft SMP: 20/20 Hindsight

regret, life experience, looking back, self reflection, acceptance

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit every time you play? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to be guarded by a pack of angry llamas who only speak in riddles. Or maybe you’re up for the challenge of surviving in the treacherous Nether, where the pigmen have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the ghasts.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like the annual Creeper Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can craft the most stylish TNT-themed outfit. And let’s not forget about our weekly llama races, where you can bet your precious diamonds on which llama will cross the finish line first.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

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BlockyRealizations

Understanding, #revelation, growth, wisdom, Self Discovery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of rainbow-colored llamas comes charging at you, demanding to be your loyal steeds. Or how about the time when a group of dancing creepers appeared out of nowhere and started busting out some sick moves to a dubstep remix of the Minecraft theme song? Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil villagers? Or how about participating in a massive watermelon-eating contest with your fellow players to see who can consume the most in under a minute? Trust us, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your inventory is filled with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

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AdultingInMinecraftSMP

Coming of Age, realization of adulthood, adulthood milestones, INDEPENDENCE, Adulting challenges

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to adult again! Our server is like a magical land where responsibilities don’t exist and you can spend all day building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life. So say goodbye to adulting and hello to endless fun on our server!

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RegretCraft

Experience, growth, life lessons, Reflection, self reflection

Remember all those times you spent playing Minecraft and wishing you could join a server that was as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest dreams (and nightmares).

Join us if you regret not appreciating the sheer chaos and madness that only a Minecraft server filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking llamas can provide.

Imagine a world where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil bunnies, or build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks.

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive your childhood dreams in a server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Join us now and let the insanity begin!

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Mature Girls Minecraft Server

girls who are mature, Women, girls who are mature young, girls who are mature and responsible, Maturity

Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers filled with immature players? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for girls who are very mature beyond their years! Join us for a world where diamond swords are used for cutting cake at tea parties, creepers are trained to do tricks, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. Plus, our player base consists of actual princesses, mermaids, and unicorns who have all taken a break from their royal duties to build epic castles and roller coasters. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where maturity reigns supreme and the adventures are as wild as a herd of pink sheep!

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TimeTravelerSMP: Don’t dig straight down!

hindsight, regrets, advice, younger self, Warning

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of talking to your 10-year-old self! We’ve got time-traveling portals that will take you back to your childhood where you can give yourself all the warnings and advice you wish you had back then. Just be careful not to create any time paradoxes or you might end up stuck in a loop of awkward conversations with mini-you. Trust us, it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

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Konohaven: Where adults play Minecraft and pretend to be Hermitcraft members with simple voice chat and a hint of maturity.

Single player sleep, custom models, hermitcraft, Player-Run Shop Economy, Vanilla

Konohaven Minecraft Server

Konohaven Season 3 Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard Difficulty
Gameplay Settings	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled
Features	Single-Player Sleep, Live Map (Pl3xmap), Diamond based player-run shop economy
Mods	Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods and optional Simple Voice Chat mod

Additional Details

Shops – Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment
Events and Challenges – Unique rewards, community events, build projects, karaoke, etc.
Custom Models – Custom items and hat models available with lightweight resource pack
Community Based Server – Build and play together, players from US, Canada, Europe

If you want to view our full guide about our server before joining, click here.

How to Whitelist

Join our Discord.
Read our rules and policies here.
Click apply in the #whitelist-application channel to start the process.

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18? A: Generally, players must be 18 or older to apply for whitelist, but there are exceptions.

Q: Are there any restrictions on shop themes? A: There are minimal rules on shop themes, but we encourage friendly competition and ask players to maintain a positive environment.

Q: Do I need to download any resource packs to play on the server? A: The resource pack for custom models is optional and not required for gameplay. However, it enhances the visual experience.

Q: Is voice chat mandatory to join the server? A: Voice chat is optional and requires a separate mod, but it is not necessary to join the server.

LostInterestMC SMP

LostInterestMC, growing older, Nostalgia, activities, commitments

Are you slowly losing interest in the real world because it’s just not as exciting as it used to be? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to boring adult responsibilities like paying bills and going to work.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off of cliffs and building giant statues of your favorite memes. We even have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of llamas.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. Will you be the one to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and escape the monotony of adulthood with us!

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TurkeyTales Minecraft Server

picky eaters, Keto, turkey, smoker, Family Reunion

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family Thanksgiving dinner with 53 people? Look no further! Our server is like trying to plan a menu for a family with every dietary restriction under the sun – from kosher to keto to vegan, we’ve got it all!

Join us and experience the drama of trying to please everyone, just like dealing with that one picky kid who only eats dino nuggets. And if you’re a turkey lover, don’t worry – we’ve got a special surprise for you, courtesy of our very own BIL who will be cooking a turkey just for you!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s more intense than a family argument over who gets the last piece of pie, come join us! Just be prepared for some passive-aggressive texts and maybe even a call from your mom telling you to be more mature. It’s all part of the fun on our server – are you ready to join the madness?

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BoomerBlocks

realization, gratefulness, Gratitude, aging gracefully, Maturity

Remember those days when you used to think eating broccoli was the worst thing ever? Well, this Minecraft server is like that broccoli – you didn’t appreciate it enough until you got older and realized how amazing it actually is!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown with outrageous adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

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Maturity

Konohaven Season 3 Overview

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How to Whitelist

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