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AdultingInMinecraftSMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to adult again! Our server is like a magical land where responsibilities don’t exist and you can spend all day building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life. So say goodbye to adulting and hello to endless fun on our server! -
RegretCraft
Remember all those times you spent playing Minecraft and wishing you could join a server that was as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest dreams (and nightmares).Join us if you regret not appreciating the sheer chaos and madness that only a Minecraft server filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking llamas can provide.
Imagine a world where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil bunnies, or build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks.
Don’t miss out on the chance to relive your childhood dreams in a server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Join us now and let the insanity begin!
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TimeTravelerSMP: Don’t dig straight down!
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of talking to your 10-year-old self! We’ve got time-traveling portals that will take you back to your childhood where you can give yourself all the warnings and advice you wish you had back then. Just be careful not to create any time paradoxes or you might end up stuck in a loop of awkward conversations with mini-you. Trust us, it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! -
Konohaven: Where adults play Minecraft and pretend to be Hermitcraft members with simple voice chat and a hint of maturity.

Konohaven Minecraft Server
Konohaven Season 3 Overview
Version 1.21 Fabric Location Eastern US (Virginia) Difficulty Hard Difficulty Gameplay Settings Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled Features Single-Player Sleep, Live Map (Pl3xmap), Diamond based player-run shop economy Mods Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods and optional Simple Voice Chat mod Additional Details
- Shops – Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment
- Events and Challenges – Unique rewards, community events, build projects, karaoke, etc.
- Custom Models – Custom items and hat models available with lightweight resource pack
- Community Based Server – Build and play together, players from US, Canada, Europe
If you want to view our full guide about our server before joining, click here.
How to Whitelist
- Join our Discord.
- Read our rules and policies here.
- Click apply in the #whitelist-application channel to start the process.
FAQ
Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18?
A: Generally, players must be 18 or older to apply for whitelist, but there are exceptions.Q: Are there any restrictions on shop themes?
A: There are minimal rules on shop themes, but we encourage friendly competition and ask players to maintain a positive environment.Q: Do I need to download any resource packs to play on the server?
A: The resource pack for custom models is optional and not required for gameplay. However, it enhances the visual experience.Q: Is voice chat mandatory to join the server?
A: Voice chat is optional and requires a separate mod, but it is not necessary to join the server.
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LostInterestMC SMP
Are you slowly losing interest in the real world because it’s just not as exciting as it used to be? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to boring adult responsibilities like paying bills and going to work.Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off of cliffs and building giant statues of your favorite memes. We even have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of llamas.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. Will you be the one to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and escape the monotony of adulthood with us!
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BoomerBlocks
Remember those days when you used to think eating broccoli was the worst thing ever? Well, this Minecraft server is like that broccoli – you didn’t appreciate it enough until you got older and realized how amazing it actually is!Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the enchanted forest.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown with outrageous adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!
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PreggoPalsGoneWild
Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where friendships are tested, secrets are spilled, and unexpected pregnancies are announced at 3 am!Imagine the thrill of logging in to find out your friend is pregnant and you have to navigate the awkwardness of asking who the father is in a virtual world. Will you be supportive or will you be accused of psychoanalyzing and get hung up on? The drama is endless and the friendships are always on the edge of breaking.
Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to lose a friend over a virtual pregnancy scare!
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AgingInMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is building the most epic dirt house! We promise, it’s way easier than paying bills or doing taxes.Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon named Steve.
So come on, leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs real life when you can have a diamond sword and a pet llama named Larry?

