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Eustace’s Janitorial Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Adventures, Ban, ban me, Bitch, defiance, discipline, disrespectful behavior., Eustace, Eustaces, evade, get slidd, janitor, janitor duty, Janitorial, janitorial work, Mature, mature up, Minecraft, night duty, repeat offender, rule breaking, Server, slidd, troublemaker, usual evasion

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server!

Looking for a server where Eustace is the janitor and things get mature real quick? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can get slidd like never before! And if you get banned, no worries, just evade like a pro.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

CretanCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, CretanCraft, Crete, european union, Greek island, humanitarian crisis, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration statistics, international migration, mediterranean sea, migrant arrivals, migrant boat, migrant crisis, migrant crossings, migrants, Minecraft, North Africa, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Server, weekend

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where you can be a migrant from North Africa trying to reach the Greek island of Crete! like, you gotta build a boat and navigate through crazy storms and sea monsters to make it to safety! but watch out for the evil mermaids trying to lure you underwater!

once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!

but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?

join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, demolished, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, FEARS, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, putin, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukrainian attack, villa, VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN, world news

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	2591
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Votes:	7432	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Villages Defended:	20

come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

BlockyLife Rises Slowly

20th Century, Aging population, Analysis, BlockyLife, demographic trends, Falling, global trends, health, Healthcare, life span., Longevity, mortality rates, public health, rapid rises, research findings, Rises, Rises in life expectancy, slowed dramatically, slowed significantly, Slowly, statistical analysis, US

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1935	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

banner, comfortable game, donation, Lazy, MAXIMUM SPEED, Minecraft, OnlyYou server, Server, strongest win, Survival, without private

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

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Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

apply, blast, changes, Community, Discord, Enival, Experience, Explore, Fun, hang out, java, Minecraft, Mods, Players, Qol, Semivanilla, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Votes, World Map, Youll

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magic Items Found:	6506
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

banned, blocky, content violation, image violation, Images, inappropriate content, Minecraft, Server, streaming rules, streaming violations, TOS violation, twitch, twitch bans, twitch community guidelines, Twitch consequences, Twitch enforcement, Twitch Guidelines, Twitch image policies, Twitch image rules, Twitch image violations, Twitch moderation, Twitch penalties, Twitch suspensions, Twitch terms of service, twitch tos

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1067	Enchantments Applied:	193
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

#venting, bad, Catharsis, Community, coping, Downbad, Edition, emotional release, emotions, Empathy, feelings, healing, letting it out, mental health, Minecraft, Release, self-care, Self-expression, sharing, smp, stress relief, Support, Therapy, Understanding, vent

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coworker, coworker conflict, CryCraft, emotional response, equal treatment, Manager, medical field, parental responsibilities, Professionalism, scheduling conflict, set schedule, single parent, sports and classes, Tears, tenure, unfair treatment, work environment, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8439
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

deepest regret, Guilt, healing, learning from mistakes, letting go, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableSteve, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, shame, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!