Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	81
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mines Excavated:	1272
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

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FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

The Unity Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4760	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

NoobCraftersUnited

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	466305
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8786
New Chunks Explored:	275206	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	249
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Farms Harvested:	737
Animals Bred:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9870	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

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