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D.O.A. Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8160	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by starting to fap to DOA (Dead or Alive) whores right now! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the power of the fap will unlock hidden treasures in our world, from diamond blocks to enchanted gear. Plus, our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of fapping and are always ready to lend a hand…or a tissue. So what are you waiting for? Get your fap on and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never experienced before!

Crafty Americans Minecraft Server

American games, AMERICANS, Censorship, controversial, Crafty, culture, desensitization, Entertainment, excessive violence, gaming industry, gory, graphic content, mature audiences, Media, Minecraft, over the top, psychological impact, Ratings, Server, shock value, society, video games, violence

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Tired of all those boring, mild-mannered Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with pixelated blood splattering everywhere and explosions that will make your screen shake. Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning why American games are so over-the-top gory in the first place!

NSFW_Factz_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the NSFW facts you never knew you needed in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous secrets, jaw-dropping revelations, and enough drama to make Herobrine blush. From scandalous block placements to steamy lava bath parties, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way through the most NSFW Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Emeralds Found:	2214
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with wild and wacky adventures around every corner.

Join us for a chance to discover NSFW facts that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret underground dungeons filled with scandalous secrets to mysterious villagers with scandalous pasts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. And if you’re lucky, one of those wishes might just be a lifetime supply of pizza!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Sally’s Block Party Minecraft Server

1970s, BLOCK, college, Coming of Age, Drama, drug use, Emmy award-winning, free love, independent, Mad Men, mature audiences, Minecraft, nudity, Party, rebellious, recreational drug use, SALLY, Sally Draper, Sallys, series, Server, strong language, TV-MA, violence, Wild Life

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and rebellious life of Sally Draper as she navigates through college in the early 1970s! Get ready for “free love” and recreational drug use as you explore a world filled with mature content and occasional violence. Rated TV-MA for a reason, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure unlike any other!

PixelPubePlay Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Animals Bred:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have post games where girls have canonicaly pubes! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. Our server is the only place where you can witness such a wild and crazy phenomenon.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington. Our server is like a wacky dream come true, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

PeeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t pee on anyone? Look no further! Our server offers a unique and revolutionary feature where you can pee on anyone and everyone! Want to assert your dominance over your fellow players? Just whip it out and let it flow! Join now for the ultimate golden shower experience in Minecraft! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper!

Minecraft SMP: BuloBuloCraft!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Merenda, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for an infinite supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re the richest player on the server (and probably have a tummy ache).

So come join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Tia da Merenda edition>>143861154!

GossipBlockerCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of all the drama and gossip in your current Minecraft server? Join our server where we have zero tolerance for lazy players and drama queens! We only care about one thing – building epic structures and surviving in the wild!

Our server is run by a 17-year-old Minecraft genius who also happens to be a certified nursing assistant in real life. He will take care of all your virtual needs, from assisting with daily tasks like mining and crafting to cooking up some delicious virtual meals.

Forget about the toxic environment of other servers, join us and experience a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of lazy players who couldn’t handle our high standards. Will you be brave enough to face them and prove your worth?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show us what you’re made of! Just remember, no gossiping allowed – unless it’s about how awesome our server is!

GirlBossCraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7926
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	696	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Towns Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers run by sweaty try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is ruled by a fierce group of warrior queens who will stop at nothing to protect their pixelated kingdom.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the only way to gain entry is to defeat the reigning queen in a dance-off competition. That’s right, we settle disputes with sick dance moves here.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow-colored unicorns to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

NoSleepCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	471
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture? Look no further, because our server is guaranteed to keep you up all night (in a good way)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding on the back of a flying pig. Or how about mining for diamonds in a world where the ground is made of cheese?

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. So if you’re tired of snoozefest servers and want to join a community of hardcore gamers who thrive on chaos and madness, then come on over and see if you can handle the insanity. Just make sure to stock up on coffee, because once you join, you won’t want to sleep ever again!

KoolCraft: Not Your Average Flavor Aid

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9

come join our epic minecraft server, where we serve kool-aid that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn! jim jones used flavor aid, but we upgraded to the good stuff. our kool-aid is so powerful, it will give you superpowers in the game. you’ll be able to build a castle in seconds and defeat the ender dragon with just one punch.

not only that, but our server is filled with friendly players who will help you conquer the minecraft world. we have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you laugh until you cry.

so what are you waiting for? join our kool-aid fueled minecraft server and become a legend in the gaming world. just remember, once you taste our kool-aid, there’s no going back.

PhoenixSMP: The Server where Creepers have better economic skills than you

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3621
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Towns Built:	8

Phoenix Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Must be 16 or older
No xray
No stealing or use of private farms (w/o permission)
No griefing of any sorts
Keep the community positive, any issues with others should be dealt with out of server
Know your limits, watch your lag

Server Features
Custom and Harder End Dimension
Custom Armor and Weapons
Proximity Chat Compatible
Player Warps & Teleports
Calendar Synced Seasons
Economy Based Server
Custom Portal Shapes
Player Jobs & Shops
MCMMO

Useful Links

Apply Today!

Interested in joining us? Pre-launch applications are now OPEN! Head over to our website to apply! Our doors are always open <3

Pokegirl Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole new dimension called the Pokegirl Dimension where you can battle and catch your favorite Pokegirls!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Chicken of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, who doesn’t want to hang out with their favorite Pokegirl while dancing with creepers? It’s a win-win situation!

CraftyCreeper in the Minecraft SMP Zone

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a herd of angry chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!

Our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of a giant chicken statue. Rumor has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the server gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this poultry prize?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and have been known to start llama riots when their demands aren’t met. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their woolly rule?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Italy or Altar: You Pick!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Animals Bred:	179
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of constantly putting others before yourself? Do you dream of celebrating your birthday in style without any interruptions? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with birthday surprises and Italy-themed fun. Who needs a wedding when you can party it up in the virtual world? Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you make the best decision for yourself. So ditch the real-life drama and come celebrate your birthday with us!

PeriodsSavedMeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	268	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Thank God I finally found diamonds in Minecraft SMP, cuz that means I’m not a noob even though I haven’t played in many moons! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and avoiding getting pranked by the mischievous admin who once turned the entire spawn into a giant chicken coop. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the legendary player “DiamondDigger69” hoards all the rare loot. So come join us and never have to worry about being a Minecraft virgin again!