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  • Blockhead Advice Minecraft SMP

    Blockhead Advice Minecraft SMP

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    Yo yo yo, listen up fellow blockheads! You gotta join this insane Minecraft SMP or you might as well be living in a dirt hut crafting wooden pickaxes for the next decade of your life! Like, seriously, it’s basically the best thing ever, even better than that time I found diamonds while riding a pig for the first time!

    First of all, this isn’t just any server – it’s a magical land where squids hold secret meetings to determine the fate of your #MinecraftLife. You want drama? We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring a bunch of ender dragons arguing about who stole the last piece of cake from the communal fridge! I once saw a creeper explode while a guy was trying to propose to a villager. Talk about a love story gone wrong, amirite?!

    And don’t even get me started on the server’s pet llama racing league! Ever tried to ride a llama with a diamond helmet? Trust me, you’ll never look at llamas the same way again. They’re not just for making traps like the time I spent 6 hours building a llama rollercoaster only for it to break halfway through and send all my friends flying into the void! LOL I’m still recovering from those therapy sessions.

    You’ll meet all kinds of peeps from around the globe who are just as weird as you! Like, we’ve got this dude who swears he can talk to chickens and once convinced a whole gaggle to start a revolution against the cows. I mean, who knew chickens had beef? (Pun intended!). If you’re into drama where the stakes are higher than a creeper after a caffeine binge, this is THE place to be!

    And if you want stories? Oh boy, even my grandma thinks my blue sheep genocide story is legendary. I had a dream I could turn all my sheep blue, so I did it, but then a giant spider army invaded and I accidentally created “SpiderSheep Apocalypse.” So now, every time I see a blue sheep, I just cringe and scream because that’s the backup plan if the llama racing league falls apart.

    So if you wanna forge alliances, betray your best buds, raid secret potato farms, or just scream because a zombie came out of nowhere while you were trying to mine your way to China, then do NOT miss out! You gotta be here, or you might as well be stuck playing “It’s a Small World” on repeat with no emeralds in sight.

    Join now, or forever be a noob in a pixelated world that only knows how to make wooden swords while you’re out here crafting epic tales of glory and weirdness! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss ALL the chaos, the memes, and the llamas! Don’t be that guy watching from the sidelines!!!

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  • grukmc

    grukmc

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Simple vanilla smp server for players looking for a new server
    Brand new server starting from scratch
    Easy whitelist application process through Discord

    FAQ

    How do I apply for whitelist?

    To apply for whitelist, join the Discord server and use the provided command.

    Is this server modded or vanilla?

    This server is vanilla, no mods are used.

    When is the grand release of the server?

    The server is currently in the process of starting off, stay tuned for updates on the grand release.

    How can I join the Discord server?

    You can join the Discord server using the invite link: discord.gg/F7rQWHM2J8

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Lost Umisea Marine Quest

    Lost Umisea Marine Quest

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    Join the *Absolute Madness*! Experience Reality’s Collapse NOW!

    Are you ready to dive into the gaping maw of chaos known as our Minecraft server? Forget everything you know! This is where marine life screams in agony as they drown in pixelated dreams! You’ve NEVER seen a server like this before—unless you HAVE! In which case, how do you know what you’re seeing is REAL? Is this the greatest thrill of your existence, or the worst trip ever? Join us and find out, if you dare!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Water Supplies Every block of water is actually fish in disguise. Swim or be eaten.
    Talking Trees They speak only in ancient curses. Ignoring them may cause allergic reactions.
    Endless Night Experience the eternal darkness! Reality is but a flickering light bulb.
    Unstable Gravity Every step you take might fling you into the stratosphere or the floor of despair.
    Mandatory Laughing Failure to laugh at the server’s absurdity will result in an existential crisis.
    Commandeering Monsters Why fight them when you can *become* one? Or is it the other way around?

    FAQ: Questions? Why even bother?

    Q: How do I join?A: You must summon a goat on a Tuesday made of spaghetti in a rainbow fog. Seriously, simple as that!

    Q: What’s the server’s IP?A: IP? What is *IP*? What if this is a dream and every number is a lie?

    Q: Can I play with friends?A: Friends are a construct of the mind! Are they *real*? Are you *real*?

    Q: Is it safe?A: Safe is just a word! What if safety is an illusion and reality is a conspiracy?

    Random Quotes from the Abyss:

    “Why must marine suffer>Lost Umisea JP>Lost Holowitch Give this hag some peace.”

    “I had to make a trade, and the goat was NOT pleased.”

    “Every server is just an echo of madness—yours is just louder.”

    “Reality is a liquid, and I’ve been swimming upstream ever since the update.”

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  • Rentless in the Blockiverse

    Rentless in the Blockiverse

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    Welcome to the Realm of Wobbly Relationships and Cosmic Feasts!

    Beware! This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a kaleidoscope of emotional chaos and culinary conundrums!


    A Journey into the Abyss

    Have you ever felt caught in a cosmic tug-of-war? Two lovers, bound by the chains of long-distance and questionable fetishes, intertwine in a dance of disasters that play out in pixelated glory! Join us in this upside-down world where every block and biome reflects the wild narrative of sacrifice, imbalance, and the struggle to be “enough”—whatever that means!


    Mechanics of Madness

      • Long-Distance Lover’s Ladder: Climb to new heights of emotional turmoil as you navigate the treacherous heights of pixelated relationships!
      • Feeder Frenzy: Engage in the bizarre ritual of weight gain, powered by the insatiable obsessions of your fellow players. Bread loaves and cakes exist, but at what cost?
      • Mess and Mayhem: Your survival depends on tackling messy surroundings and kitchen nightmares. Can you clean your way to love or will you be left feeling like a burden?
    Feature Description
    Cosmic Chores Complete absurd tasks that alienate you from reality!
    Pillow Talk Pressure Engage in discussions that make you question if you’re actually partners or just roommates!
    Belly Battle Arena Compete based on whether you can satisfy the bizarre fantasies… or just run from them like the cowards we all are!

    Get ready to shriek and laugh as you unravel tales of failed romantic interests in a world where love is both a blessing and a battering ram!


    Testimonials of Tumult

    “I’ve only been here a week and my relationship has never felt more absurd!” – anonymous

    “I once thought a long-distance commitment was hard. But this server’s chaos makes that look like a walk in the park. A very messy park!” – another anonymous soul


    Warnings from the Ether

      • Caution: It’s rumored this server was banned across 12 dimensions for its chaotic energy. Yet, no one knows why!
      • Legend: Those who successfully navigate the quirks of this realm may unlock the secrets of eternal unbalance, or at least a sack of enchanted cake!

    FAQ: Prepare for Uncertainty

    Q: What happens if I can’t keep up with the feeder frenzy? A: Simply devote yourself to the chaotic laugh-track; denial might just be your best friend!

    Q: Are we all doomed to clean messes forever? A: Only if you refuse to embrace your role as the intergalactic maidservant of emotional imbalance!


    Join Us—If You Dare!

    Make no mistake, this isn’t just a game; it’s THE game of your life! Will you sacrifice reality for lunchables and love? Will you challenge the nonsensical status quo? Click to join now—or will you fade into the background, a forgotten block in the wild ocean of Minecraft’s emotional quilt?


    Unravel the enigma. Discover the absurd. Only in the Realm of Wobbly Relationships and Cosmic Feasts!

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  • TeslaCraft Minecraft Server

    TeslaCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a tesla on steroids, man. like, the sales are surging so much, the canadian government is like, whoa, what’s going on here? but don’t worry, it’s all good vibes on this server. we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant tesla coil that shoots out diamonds instead of electricity. and the players? oh man, they’re like a bunch of mad scientists, always coming up with new inventions and pranks to pull on each other. so come join us and be part of the investigation, or just chill and have a good time. either way, you won’t regret it, bro.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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