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CraftyBabyBumpBluff

Advanced, aita, Conversation, CraftyBabyBumpBluff, Defensive, defensive behavior, Dialog, emotional aspect, Friend, growth curve, HUGE, inconsiderate, Miracle, miscarriage, Misinformation, outlet, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Suffering, third child, womb expansion

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy antics!

Our server is like no other, with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

Forget about real-life drama and come join us for a hilarious and wacky time. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle with a horde of zombie chickens or teaming up with a group of llamas to take down a dragon. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the game mechanics, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Just remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves a creeper blowing up your house, then it’s fair game.

TownNameMC Server

common, common town name, every state, Familiar, familiar town name, frequent, frequently occurring town name, Popular, popular town name, recurring, recurring town name, Repetitive, Server, town name, town name in every state, TownNameMC, ubiquitous, ubiquitous town name, widespread, widespread town name

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Potions Brewed:	116	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring old towns with boring old names? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most outrageous town names you’ve ever seen! From Pizzatown to Unicornville, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a town called Banana Hammock, where the streets are lined with actual banana hammocks (don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy it). Or how about a visit to Sausage City, where every building is shaped like a giant sausage (vegetarians beware).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get access to our exclusive town, Poopsville. Yes, you read that right. Poopsville is a town made entirely out of… you guessed it, poop! But don’t worry, it’s not smelly in the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest town names you’ll ever come across. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

CraftyCashWaste

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless stuff in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and spend your diamonds on the most ridiculous and hilarious items you can imagine. From diamond-encrusted chicken nuggets to a pet creeper that tells dad jokes, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for the Diamond Pig!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to prank unsuspecting players? Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house filled with chicken feathers and eggs. But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just find yourself spending your diamonds on the dumbest things you’ve ever seen!

FingerFlickerCraft

Accidents, Awareness, Body, clumsiness, Cuts, everyday actions, external stimuli, FingerFlickerCraft, Fingers, fingers brushing, hand movements, healing, injury, mindfulness, Noticing, Observation, Pain, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, small cuts, Touch

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of constantly brushing your fingers against things and getting cuts! it’s like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

imagine the adrenaline rush of trying to mine diamonds with a bandaged finger, or building a castle with a plaster on your hand.

our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little pain with their gaming experience. join now and see how long you can survive without needing a virtual first aid kit!

come on, who needs all their fingers anyway? join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your own sanity!

Lemon Cloud

Adventure, bedrock, Bungee, cloud, Cobblemon, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hub, LEMON, LemonCloud, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Other, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to LemonCloud! Our awesome gamemodes:

PrisonFactionsSkyblockSurvivalSMPCobblemon

BEDROCK IP: pmc.lemoncloud.net (Port 19132)

Join now! @IP: pmc.lemoncloud.netWebsite: www.lemoncloud.orgStore: store.lemoncloud.org

pmc.lemoncloud.net

Cove-Craft SMP: A Vanilla Server for the Whitelisted Few

Active, apply, building, Community, CoveCraft, Discord, Environment, Experience, Friends, Fun, hermitcraft, members, Pure, Redstone, rules, Server, Skilled, Small, smp, Tightknit, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Cove Craft SMP Overview

Description
Cove Craft SMP is a pure vanilla experience server with a tight-knit community focused on creating a HermitCraft environment for players to enjoy. To join, apply through Discord.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Cove Craft SMP?	To join, apply through the Discord server linked in the overview.
Are there any rules for the server?	Yes, rules are outlined on the Discord page. Players are expected to follow these rules to maintain a positive community environment.
Do I need to be skilled in building or redstone to join?	No, players of all skill levels are welcome. The focus is on having fun and making new friends while following the rules.
How many members are currently on the server?	There are around 14 members currently, with the community always open to adding more like-minded individuals.
Is the server active daily?	Yes, the server is active almost every day with members frequently online.

GoodVibesMC Server

coping mechanisms, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional stability, enjoying myself, feeling good, feeling suicidal, GoodVibesMC, Having Fun, Last Night, Loneliness, making jokes, making progress, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self loathing, self-care, self-hatred, Server, singing, suicidal thoughts, temporary happiness, wanting to die

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Potions Brewed:	176	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Buildings Constructed:	32	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	653	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those negative feelings! Our server is so fun and silly that you’ll forget all about wanting to die. We have magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and dancing creepers that will make you laugh until you cry (tears of joy, of course). So come on over and let us show you that life is worth living when you’re surrounded by pixelated awesomeness!

SnailCraft Minecraft Server – BTC 100k Challenge

100k, btc, challenge, Consistency, cryptocurrency, Daily, determination, Digital Currency, financial goal, goal-setting, internet trend, investing, long-term commitment, Minecraft, Online Community, patience, perseverance, Server, snail, SnailCraft, snailposting, social media, viral challenge

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server where the snails have taken over and are posting memes every day until Bitcoin reaches 100k!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where you can ride giant snails into battle against evil zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Snail King who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more slime).

So come join us on our wacky adventure and help us reach our goal of reaching 100k BTC before the snails take over the world!

StepDadCop Minecraft Server

Apology, arrest threat, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, Legality, live location, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Parental authority, parental controls, phone control, privacy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, STALKING, StepDadCop, Stepfather, Technology

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of your stepdad stalking you through your phone? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where parental controls don’t exist! No more live location tracking, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated freedom!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone snooping on your every move. On our server, you can unleash your creativity without fear of being spied on by a step-parent. Plus, we have a strict no-stalking policy – unless you count creepers, but they’re more into blowing up blocks than invading your privacy.

So come join us and leave all your parental control woes behind. Who needs a stepdad tracking your every move when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to freedom – one block at a time!

BabyBlockParty

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Just like the wild antics of your FIL’s girlfriend, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging drunken messages and threats while trying to build the perfect pixelated world. Our community is divided on whether you should let her in or keep her out, just like your family!

But fear not, on our server, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to join your virtual family gatherings. Who needs pedicures and girls’ days when you can have epic battles and adventures with fellow players?

So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, just like when your FIL’s girlfriend grabbed his phone in the middle of the night. Who knows what crazy antics await you on our server!