Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Votes:	9052
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Buildings Constructed:	42	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6881
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

BedrockBuddies Minecraft SMP

bed frame, BedrockBuddies, BEDROOM, blankets, BOXES, childhood memories, cleaning, clutter, comforter, dust bunnies, forgotten items, hidden treasures, mattress, Minecraft, Monsters, organization, pillows, SHEETS, Shoes, Sleep, smp, Storage, under the bed

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Have you ever wondered what’s lurking under your bed? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll find out! We have a secret underground base filled with mythical creatures, treasure chests, and even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. Join us if you dare to uncover the mysteries that lie beneath your bed…and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way!

SpongeBob’s Laundry Day

Bacteria, bathroom, bedding, cleaning, curtains, Day, Dirt, dishcloths, germs, household chores, household item, hygiene, kitchen, Laundry, maintenance, mattress, overlooked items, pillows, SpongeBobs, Sponges, towels, Washing

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Potions Brewed:	27
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Have you ever thought about washing your toaster? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take cleanliness to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of scrubbing pixelated appliances while dodging creepers and zombies. Trust us, your virtual kitchen will thank you for it! So come on, join us and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

Bedrock Bonanza

bedrock, bedtime stories, belongings, bonanza, childhood memories, cleaning, clutter, creepy crawlies, dark corners, dust bunnies, fear, forgotten toys, hidden items, linens, mattress, Monsters, Mystery, Nightmares, organization, Secrets, storage space, under the bed

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Votes:	2619

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing under your bed is dust bunnies and old socks? Well, on our server, you’ll find a whole world of adventure lurking beneath your bed! We’ve got secret portals to magical realms, treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a friendly dragon who will help you build the coolest treehouse ever. So if you’re ready to ditch the dust bunnies and join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, come on down and see what’s waiting for you under your bed!

Bedrock Parking Co.

bedrock, BEDROOM, Beds, bedtime, comfort, Cozy, dream, Duvet, Furniture, humans, mattress, NAP, Parking, parking spots, pillows, recharge, Rejuvenate, Relaxation, REST, SHEETS, Sleep, snooze

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	111
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	585
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

join our epic minecraft server where beds are parking spots for humans! yes, you heard that right. no more boring old beds for sleeping, now you can park yourself in them like a car! imagine rolling up to your bed, honking your imaginary horn, and sliding right in like a boss. it’s a whole new level of relaxation, trust us.

but that’s not all! our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers let loose and show off their sick dance moves. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the worm on the dance floor.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? that’s right, we have flying pigs soaring through the sky, delivering bacon straight to your inventory. it’s like ubereats, but way more magical.

so come join us on our minecraft server for a wild ride of parking beds, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. you won’t regret it, we promise.

AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!

AquaCraft, back pain, BEDROOM, Beds, comfort, design, Furniture, health, Home decor, innovation, mattress, Memory Foam, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, Relaxation, Retro, RIP, Sleeping, sleeping habits, Support, trends, vintage, Water, water beds

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old regular beds? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have taken things to the next level with WATER BEDS! That’s right, forget about sleeping on a boring mattress when you can float and drift off to dreamland on a cozy water bed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Water Bed Wars, where players battle it out on floating beds in the middle of the ocean. It’s a wet and wild ride that will have you laughing and splashing your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant water dragon who shoots streams of water at anyone who dares to challenge them? It’s a sight to behold and a challenge to overcome.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of water beds, water bed wars, and a water dragon like you’ve never seen before. It’s a splash-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!

CouplesCraft Bed Wars

back sleeping, Bed.., bedroom tips, bedtime routine, comfort, Communication, couples, CouplesCraft, Cuddling, Intimacy, love, mattress, physical connection, relationship advice, romantic ideas, side sleeping, sleep quality, sleeping habits, sleeping positions, spooning, stomach sleeping, underrated bed position, Wars

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover the most underrated bed position for couples – the “Tango Twist”! Watch as your Minecraft avatar gets tangled up in knots with your partner in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Who knew virtual beds could be so much fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? One thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

BlockVision Minecraft Server

American, beat, Bed.., BlockVision, Blood, Boss, bullet, CEREAL, Cops, elon musk, firing, Government, gunshots, healthy, Israel, Journalists, mattress, Minecraft, neighbor, News, Scooter.., Server, Sugar, tablet, terrorists, twitter

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be shooting is arrows at creepers! 🏹

🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉

😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄

🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎

📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️

🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪

👮‍♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰

🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉

AwkwardCraft: Where Shameful Stories Become Legendary Adventures!

Adventures, air freshener, AwkwardCraft, bugs, Eating flesh, embarrassing stories, Final exam, Finals week, fined, Keep the room clean and organized, Legendary, mattress, melatonin, Night terrors, Pissed myself, Projects, Ra, Room inspection, sanitize, shameful, SHEETS, Staying in college dorm, Stories, Stressed out, studying, WINDOW

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Ores Mined:	1587

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only nightmares you’ll have are about creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re in a college dorm, trying to keep it clean and organized. But then finals week hits and you’re so stressed that you can’t even sleep. So, you pop some melatonin and have the wildest night terror of bugs crawling out of your flesh. And to top it all off, you wake up soaked in sweat and piss yourself!

But don’t worry, on our server, we don’t judge you for your accidents. We embrace the chaos and turn it into hilarious stories to share with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together.

And hey, if you ever need to flip a mattress to hide a pee stain, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you through all your crazy escapades, no matter how ridiculous they may be. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin!

Join Server26 – Where the only thing being reset is our players’ sleep schedules! No Teleporting, just friendly chaos since 2015!

Armorstands, bone blocks, Chaos, ELYTRA, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enderdragon, Friendly, germany, Ghasts, harbor, intel, Join, NVMe SSD, Paper, Players, RAM, recolor glass, Reset, schedules, Server26, Sleep, smp, Teleporting, villager

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Main Guideline	Leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Community

Laid back rules, close knit community, events, and help available from staff and players.

Gameplay

Vanilla server experience, no warps, long term projects, no map resets.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with Intel i9-9900k, 128GB RAM, 1TB NVMe SSD, uses Paper for server, GriefPrevention for land claiming, chest shop plugin, and various datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server for players 18+ only?	Yes, please be 18 or older to join.
Do you offer any donation perks?	No, there are no donation perks or admin shops on the server.
Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?	No, those features are not available on this server.
Is the world ever reset?	No, the world will never reset.
Are there public farms available?	Yes, there are lots of public farms on the server.

TearsCraft Minecraft Server

60fps mods, Best Way to Play, Gaming Community, Gaming discussion, gaming enhancements, gaming experience, gaming forums, gaming graphics, Gaming Mods, gaming on PC, gaming optimization, gaming performance, gaming setup, Minecraft, PC Gaming, PC gaming mods, pc gaming tips, Server, tears of the kingdom, tears of the kingdom gameplay, Tears of The Kingdom mods, TearsCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2061
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Emeralds Found:	7363	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Void Armor Forged:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

We have 60fps mods that will make your game look so smooth, you’ll think you’re actually living in the blocky world of Minecraft. And don’t worry about getting sued for pirating, because on our server, anything goes!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for anything, because you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next!

GovtSecrets Minecraft Server

#announcement, ALERT, Banking, Currency, Document, economic reset, Economy, finance, Financial Stability, financial system, global currency reset, global economy, government agency, GovtSecrets, Minecraft, Monetary system, OCC, official document, policy, Preparation, Quantum Financial System, regulations, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Buildings Constructed:	41
Animals Bred:	137	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and secret government documents!

Ever wanted to be part of a global currency reset? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is preparing for the arrival of the Quantum Financial System, and you can be right in the middle of all the action. Trade diamonds for bitcoin, build your own secret underground bunker, and uncover the truth behind the mysterious government agency documents that have been circulating.

Join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride!

DressDebt Minecraft Server

Adult, Alteration, Borrowing, college student, comfort, dress, DressDebt, fashion company, free clothing, Holes, husband, knee length, long top, Minecraft, Mini Dress, mistake, original state, reimbursement, Server, silk, STEPDAUGHTER, tight fit, Upset

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories like the tale of the Silk Mini Dress Debacle!

Imagine a world where a daughter borrows a dress from her stepmom, alters it without permission, and causes a fashion frenzy! Will the dress ever be the same again? Will the stitches be removed without leaving holes? Find out on our server, where even the smallest mishaps lead to big drama!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of the next great Minecraft saga!

Stepdad’s Forgotten Kids Server

abandonment, anger, Communication, Conflict, emotions, family, forgiveness, Forgotten, Grief, Help, Illness, Jealousy, Kids, MONEY, parents, relationship, Resentment, Server, Siblings, Stepdads, stepkids, Support, support system, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1674	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with resentment, jealousy, and kidney issues – oh my!

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, with a touch of chaos and a sprinkle of family dysfunction. Witness the epic showdown between a dad, his kids, and his stepkids as they navigate through awkward family dynamics and unresolved childhood trauma.

But wait, there’s more! Help out with money for treatments, mock your dad, and tell him to go to hell – all while building your dream virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

So come on down to our server and join the dysfunctional fun! Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? See you there, drama llamas!

UglyCraft Minecraft Server

appearance insecurities, attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, conventionally ugly, cultural beauty ideals, facial features, fashion sense, Minecraft, negative self-perception, personal grooming, physical appearance, physical flaws, self esteem, self worth, Server, signs of ugliness, social acceptance, societal norms, UglyCraft, unattractive traits

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of being called conventionally ugly in real life? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and become the most beautiful blocky character in the virtual world! Our server is so visually stunning that even the creepers stop exploding just to admire your pixelated perfection. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly gain +10 charisma and a flawless complexion. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your real-life ugliness and hello to your new blocky beauty on our server!

Pixel Love Shack

charming, Cheesy, Clever, compliments, conversation starter, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, ice breaker, lines that don’t, lines that work, love, pick up lines, PIXEL, relationships, romance, Shack, Smooth, smooth moves, smooth operator, smooth talker, Suave, sweet talk, Witty

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! And speaking of lighting up worlds, you should totally join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and a note that said, “Use these to mine your way to victory!” And guess what? That player went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to our magical pickaxes! So if you want to experience epic adventures, meet quirky players, and maybe even find some enchanted pickaxes of your own, come join us on our server! Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough 😉.

ComradeCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, betrayal consequences, betrayal in war, betrayed comrades, children’s hospital strike, ComradeCraft, Conflict Resolution, consequences of betrayal, ethical decision-making, international law, loyalty, military code, military ethics, military loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, moral responsibility, Russian soldier, Server, soldier’s dilemma, soldier’s duty, war crime, wartime atrocities

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian soldier is all like, “Yo, I can’t believe we’re bombing this children’s hospital, that’s messed up, man.” And then he straight up betrays his comrades and joins this epic Minecraft server, because, like, he needs a place to escape the craziness of war, you know?

On this server, you can build the most insane structures, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot.

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of llamas who wear top hats and monocles, and they throw the most epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the server, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever he goes.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with adventure, betrayal, and llamas in fancy hats, then this Minecraft server is the place for you. Join now and let the madness begin!

KyivKrafters: No Arms Allowed!

aggression, Alliance, Allowed, ARMS, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kremlin, kyiv, KyivKrafters, Military, military intervention, nato, Politics, provocation, russia, SECURITY, Tension

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Villages Defended:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the wildest place to be, man. like, imagine if NATO and Kyiv were in minecraft, and Kyiv was like, “yo, i’m gonna wreck Russia with my diamond sword!” and Russia was all like, “whoa, bro, that’s a dangerous escalation!”

but on this server, anything goes, man. you can team up with Kyiv and take on Russia, or you can be a total troll and just mess with everyone’s builds. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

plus, the admins are totally cool and always throwing epic events. like, one time they had a giant chicken riding contest, and whoever could stay on the chicken the longest won a stack of diamonds. it was so hilarious watching everyone try to wrangle those crazy chickens.

so, if you’re looking for a wild ride and some serious laughs, you gotta join this minecraft server. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

NudeCraft: InvisiSkin

CAMOUFLAGE, cloaking, completely naked, disappearing act, hidden, hidden in plain sight, ILLUSION, Invisibility, InvisiSkin, Magic, naked, NudeCraft, power, stealth, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, surreptitious, transparency, truly invisible, Undetectable, Unseen, vanish

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

join our epic minecraft server where being naked makes you invisible! yes, you heard that right. strip down to your birthday suit and watch as you disappear before your very eyes. creep up on your friends and scare the pants off them (literally).

but that’s not all! our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken. this majestic creature lays diamonds instead of eggs, making you richer than your wildest dreams. just be careful not to get pecked by its sharp beak!

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you read that correctly. pigs that sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. hop on their backs and take a ride to the clouds.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. just remember to leave your clothes at the door for maximum invisibility fun!

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