mattlifts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Geo Maxxer AMA Minecraft SMP

60k, AMA, arequipa, CC info, charges, cusco, Football hooligans, geo, Geomaxxer, height, LIMA, locals, MANLET, maxxer, Minecraft, peru, Phillipines, pickpocketed, REFUNDED, Riot Police, robbed, să, Safe Place, smp, steal, Tourists, Women

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Star Shards Collected:	159
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchantments Applied:	126
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of being a manlet in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and you can MOG the locals based on your building skills alone! Peru is basically the Phillipines of our server, where you can stand in the middle of a crowd of hooligans without getting robbed or pickpocketed. Just watch out for those sneaky women trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for a safe and adventurous experience, where even if someone steals your CC info, it’s easily replaced with no harm done. Start your journey in Peru for a year or two with 60k diamonds waiting for you!

Need You So Bad Minecraft Server

Affection, bad, can’t live without you, craving you, deep connection, desire, devotion, emotional, Heartache, longing, love, LOVE OF MY LIFE, Minecraft, missing you, needing you, Passion, pining for you, relationship, Romantic, Server, soulmate, yearn for you, yearning

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the land of unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there’s a mischievous group of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a magical diamond pickaxe that can turn any block into a giant cake! Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE! So come join us and help us defeat the evil chickens and save the server from their clutches.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tracy’s Tuesday Hotdog Lover Minecraft SMP

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, gvh download, hotdog, Hotdog Lover, I Wani Hug That Gator, Lover, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, Tracy, Tracys, TUESDAY

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can hug gators, play Snoot Game, and listen to the epic Snoot Game OST on repeat!

But wait, there’s more! We have Snootboorus for all your fan art needs, a Snoot fic spreadsheet for all your fan fiction desires, and even Snoot AI chatbots to keep you company when your friends aren’t online. And don’t forget about our collection of Blender and Low Poly models for all your building needs.

Join now for a chance to experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family!

ChaosEmerald

adult community, auction house, Chill, Clan, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, family, games, grind, in-game shops, Minecraft, oldschool runescape, osrs, Player Economy, PvE, PvP, Relax, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ores Mined:	8143
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2789	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

ChaosEmerald – ChaosEmerald is an OSRS (OldSchool RuneScape) friendly community who love to chill, have a laugh and most importantly, play games! We are here for the love of OSRS and Minecraft and want to expand from our 360+ member clan to Minecraft and grow our family! We are mainly adults with full-time life commitments and want to assure you that we support that. The ChaosEmerald server has been created to be a relaxing and chill space for those who enjoy both games. We will never sell permissions and respect the passion of creativety and a grind. We wont be offering rediculous MTX pay-to-win crates as we dispise them and want to focus more on a player made economy with our in-game shops and auction house.

88.211.239.89

Tarrows 1.21.3 Minecraft server

1.21.3, Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Friends, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Tarrows, Terrors

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7

The owner of the “Terrows 1.21.3” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

terrows.f1cont.com

Chuuba Connections Minecraft Server

chuuba, Connections, Conspiracy, Corruption, dark side, Drama, Fame, fame game, fame hungry, gossip, influencer, Intrigue, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, power, scandal, Secrets, Server, shithole, small-time chuuba, social media, suspicious, underground network

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Crops Grown:	8216
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig while shooting fireballs out of its eyes. Or how about a chicken wearing diamond armor and challenging players to a dance-off? And don’t even get us started on the talking creepers who recite Shakespearean sonnets while exploding!

Every other small-time chuuba is connected to our server because they know where the real party is at. We’ve got secret underground disco caves, skydiving competitions with Ender Dragons, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into a land of candy and unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

BBC Mating Call Minecraft SMP: It’s Over Bros, She’s Blacked Owned Now

BBC, blacked, blacked owned, bros, Call, long tail tags, mating, mating call, Minecraft, Owned, shes, smp

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	1577	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Divine Spears Created:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Void Gems Collected:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have BBC mating calls going off left and right, and let me tell you, it’s a sight to behold. The server is now officially blacked owned, so if you want to join in on the chaos, you better hurry up before it’s too late. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild ride of a server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Ugly Fat-Faced Minecraft Server

Buy, CIRI, Disgusting, fat, fat-faced, FatFaced, Gamers, games, Lesbian, Minecraft, MONEY, monstrosity, parents, reactions, Server, Ugly, Women

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, basic characters? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes, even the ugly fat-faced ones! Our community is full of players who embrace uniqueness and diversity, so don’t worry about fitting in.

Join us and embark on wild adventures with characters who break all the gaming stereotypes. Who needs a perfect, flawless protagonist when you can have a fat, ugly, and downright disgusting one to play as? It’s time to break free from the norm and embrace the beauty of imperfection.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where being different is celebrated. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter characters and hello to the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. Join our server now and prepare for a gaming journey like no other!

Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

athlete, Based, based retard, Biggest, biggest based retard, biggest in football, biggest in sports, biggest retard, controversial player, controversy, football, football controversy, football player, internet backlash, internet outrage, Minecraft, offensive language, public figure, retard, smp, social media, social media backlash, sports, sports controversy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

Anon, BITFUCK, Biz, brain cells, collapse, DEBT, debt crisis, Dollar, Financial, financial collapse, inflation, jeets, market rally, Minecraft, POL, Powell, Prices, Server, shitfuck coins, stock market, student debt, trump

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dimension Hops:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.