mattiecrosb Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

dental advice, dental appointments, dental care, dental checkup, dental cleaning, dental equipment, dental health, dental hygiene, dental instruments, dental procedures, dental recommendations, dental tools, dental visits, Dentists, metal, oral hygiene, scraping teeth, sharp metal tools, soft bristled toothbrushes, Tools, toothbrush recommendations, toothbrush tips, Toothbrushes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

Donut Hole Minecraft Server

animated short film, Anime, catchy tune, classic remake, creative visuals, Cyberpunk, digital animation, donut, Donut Hole, Entertainment, futuristic, hatsune miku, Hole, innovation, J-pop, Japanese culture, Minecraft, music video, production ig, Server, Technology, virtual singer, vocaloid, youtube video

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/600	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Towns Built:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, Android, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Wacky, windows, wuthering waves, Wuwas

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/600	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on a wild adventure in Wuthering Waves, where you can showcase your Resonator skills and become the legendary Shorekeeper. But beware, the Shore’s End is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest and craziest players can survive!

Our server is so epic, we even have our own map that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about the Convene Tracker, because you never know when a wild event will pop up.

Join now and participate in our crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up like never before. And let’s not forget about the Fairy Tale’s Finale, a featured co-op combat event that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Check out our timeline and rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our secret codes and emotes that will make your Minecraft experience even more hilarious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/600	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Animals Bred:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, CraftyChristmasWishlist, festive treats, holiday indulgence, holiday season, holiday shopping, holiday treats, holiday wishlist, Luxury items, me time, pampering, personal indulgence, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, shopping, Splurge, treat yourself, Wishlist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/800	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/600	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	3550	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Animals Bred:	101
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/700	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/600	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	4782
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Void Armor Forged:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!