Matthew Wood MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCarCrafters

collaboration, car manufacturers, Competition, Japanese automakers, automaker

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where nissan and honda have decided to merge and create da world’s number 3 automaker! we got cars flyin around everywhere in dis server, u can drive a honda civic while fightin off creepers and zombies!

imagine rollin up to a village in a nissan altima, blarin ur horn and causin chaos everywhere u go. u can even race ur friends in a honda accord and see who’s da fastest on da server!

so come join us and be a part of dis crazy automotive adventure in minecraft! who needs regular cars when u can have nissan-honda hybrids in a blocky world? let’s make traffic jams fun again!

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Java Jive Cafe Server

Lifestyle, cafe, coffee, head and neck cancer, Jive

come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

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Italian Adventures 1.20.6

1.20.6, medieval song, Italian, Do Re Mi, Italian history

Yo, bro, forget about Italy and medieval songs, come join our Minecraft server where we sing in blocks instead of notes! We don’t do no boring old Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do, we do Creeper, Diamond, Zombie, Enderman, Chicken, TNT, and Bacon! Yeah, you heard me right, we sing in Bacon!

Join our server and experience the craziest musical journey of your life! Build your own musical masterpiece using blocks and mobs as your notes. Trust me, once you’ve heard a Creeper symphony, you’ll never want to go back to regular music again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some bacon music together!

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The Janitor Minecraft SMP

janitorial gimmick, Janitorial, wrestling persona, Minecraft, wrestling gimmick

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the janitor is the real MVP! Forget about building epic castles or slaying dragons, our janitor will sweep you off your feet with his mad cleaning skills. Join us for a chance to witness the janitor’s legendary mop techniques and see him battle against the evil dust bunnies that threaten to take over the server.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that the janitor is the best dancer in town and can outshine even the most skilled players on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with cleaning antics, dance parties, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos!

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NoFoodZoneCraft

airplane etiquette, passenger safety, flight attendant intervention, passenger health, public shaming

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to live? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your right to not die mid-air! No peanuts allowed, so you can game in peace without the fear of an allergic reaction. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of staying alive while playing Minecraft. Don’t be booed for wanting to survive, join us today and game without the peanut pressure!

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CraftyCommies: Redstone Revolution

SECURITY, military equipment, N.Korea, military buildup, Asia

lol ur probably thinking what does this have to do with a minecraft server? well let me tell u, our server is so lit that even N. Korea wants to join! they’re preparing to send troops and suicide drones to help us dominate the virtual world. imagine playing minecraft with actual soldiers and drones, it’s gonna be epic! join now before it’s too late and become a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

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Welcome to the Bedrock Box server! Minecraft server

Hades, banner, Minecraft, server description, Server

This is a server with a bedrock box like Hades or like Crystalix! Who wants to play and the server is not turned on, write to me in ds (discord) here it is: Ruslan 10#9136

BedrockBox08991.aternos.me

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Sigma Wealth Empire 1.20.2

wealthy mindset, financial freedom, millionaire success, millionaire mindset, financial growth

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya – on this server, you can get so freakin’ rich that you’ll be able to laugh off losing 10K USD like it’s no big deal! That’s right, we’re talkin’ about #sigmalifegoals up in here! So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and start stackin’ them virtual riches like there’s no tomorrow! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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Rudolph if it wasn’t foggy on that Minecraft SMP

Merry, smp, Sleigh Bells, reindeer, santa

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Rudolph if it wasn’t foggy on that one Christmas eve – shining bright and leading the way to epic adventures!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

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HateWordCraft

11. Phrases that grate, 12. Language annoyances, pet peeve, 13. Words that grate, 20. Phrases that frustrate.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft boredom! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and guarded by a giant spider wearing a top hat? Or the time when a group of players banded together to defeat a dragon that was terrorizing the land, only to discover that the dragon was actually just a misunderstood llama in disguise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if you happen to come across a talking cow or a dancing sheep, just go with it – anything is possible on our server!

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