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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4360 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!
