Matters.. MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

societal norms, SIZE, Difficulty, unconventional tastes, Stereotypes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
SideProfileCraft: Where Your Minecraft Avatar’s Side Profile Matters!

Posture, profile angle, beauty, Chin, avatars

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER where you can ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with creepers that drop nothing but enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE and show off your side profile like never before!

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New Server IP
AnimeHairCraft – Where Your Inner Hair Color Matters!

color, character design, colored hair, internet culture, trends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the inner hair of all the characters is colored in rainbow hues, because why have regular hair when you can have a rainbow explosion on your head?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Hair Dye Dungeon, where players must battle through hordes of evil hairstylists to claim the ultimate prize – a magical hair dye that changes your hair color every time you jump!

So come join us on our server, where the hair is wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who knew that Minecraft could be so fabulous?

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New Server IP

Haru’s Oopsies SMP – No whitelist, just chaos and custom gear. Patch 1.20.4!

Discord, armor, Geyser, Minecraft, NEW WEAPONS

HaruSMP Overview

Features	Custom enchantments, custom structures, new weapons, armor, tools, villager QOL plugins, ViaVersion, Geyser
Legendary Weapons	One-time craft with special abilities, such as harvesting player’s souls after death for stat buffs
End Fight	Scheduled in a week

FAQ

Question	Answer
How many Legendary Weapons are there?	Currently 7, with one more coming soon!
How can I join the server?	Use the IP Address: 51.161.122.118 and Port: 25565
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, join our Discord at https://discord.gg/X7UXVNChdc

LOLcraft: Memes Come to Life

ONLINE, shock, ditch, LolCraft, Digital

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! We may have ditched the EN branch, but that just means we’re too busy having a blast on our server to worry about anything else.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.

So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?

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New Server IP
Crafty Creepers & LOLcats: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

choose, CREEPERS, Minecraft, Thread, inappropriate

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’re all about reviving the bear, and not just any bear – the legendary Pedobear! Share your most outrageous Pedobear memes to scare off any hoes who dare to choose the bear. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So join us if you dare, and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
ᴍᴘꜱ – vanilla server Minecraft server

construction, Minecraft, Server, Vanilla, rp

MPS is a vanilla Minecraft server, which is based on such areas as politics, RP and construction.The server is currently running a vanilla off-season. You can leave a request for the server in our discord: http://discord.gg/4MQYQseXdv

85.193.80.121:19132

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New Server IP

Mining, Roleplaying, and Running from Creepers: The MineScape Extravaganza!

facebook, Store, Interactive, Active, CREEPERS

MineScape Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
Beautiful handcrafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

Read the rules here

Hypixel	PandaSteal
Large player base	Lifesteal server concept
Diverse game modes	Less pay-to-win
Frequent updates	Good ping
Extensive features

Matters..

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

SideProfileCraft: Where Your Minecraft Avatar’s Side Profile Matters!

AnimeHairCraft – Where Your Inner Hair Color Matters!

Haru’s Oopsies SMP – No whitelist, just chaos and custom gear. Patch 1.20.4!

HaruSMP Overview

FAQ

LOLcraft: Memes Come to Life

ᴍᴘꜱ – vanilla server Minecraft server

Mining, Roleplaying, and Running from Creepers: The MineScape Extravaganza!

MineScape Overview

Links

Socials

Plugins

Rules

PandaSteal VS Hypixel

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How many players can each server hold?

2. Are there pay-to-win elements in the servers?

3. Can I expect good ping when playing on these servers?

CraftyVillagers: Where Creepers Can’t Find You