Matters.. MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun

clitoral shape, sexual wellness, reproductive health, sexual function, female anatomy

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!

join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!

so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!

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Money Matters Minecraft SMP

matters.., investment advice, investing strategy., Financial Stability, bull market

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we’re in a bull market for the next year! That’s right, forget about those boring old SMPs where you have to worry about your diamonds losing value. Here, dips are for buying, baby!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

shitskins, jeets, Jews, Leftist, spics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

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Lost Everything Minecraft SMP

smp, Loneliness, devastation, HEARTBREAK, Grief

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, wandering aimlessly with no purpose? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and become part of a community where you can build, survive, and thrive with other players who have also lost everything that matters to them (like their diamond armor or their pet llama named Larry).

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is not your average server – we have epic events like llama races, where you can saddle up and ride your llama to victory against other players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start your journey to reclaiming everything that matters to you (or at least finding some new friends who share your love for Minecraft shenanigans).

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GoldMedalSMP – “Is it the amount of total gold or overall medal count that matters in Minecraft SMP?”

importance of gold medals, podium finish, sports competition, overall medal count, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about the bling bling, baby! We don’t care about your fancy diamond armor or enchanted weapons, all we care about is that sweet, sweet gold!

Join our server and compete in daily challenges to see who can amass the most gold in the shortest amount of time. Want to show off your wealth? Build a giant gold statue of yourself in the middle of spawn and watch as other players bow down in awe.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground arena where players can battle it out for the title of Gold Champion. Will you be the one to reign supreme and take home the coveted Golden Pickaxe trophy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show everyone that when it comes to Minecraft, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s all about the gold, baby!

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PixelLifeMatters

philosophy, matters.., perspective, actually, IMPORTANCE

u want a server that will blow ur mind and make u question reality? well u found it, my friend. this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold. u think u know Minecraft? think again, cuz on this server, pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha.

join us if u want to be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. we have dungeons filled with treasure, dragons to slay, and a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the world.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. if u manage to find it, u will be granted three wishes and eternal glory.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and prepare to have ur mind blown. remember, life matters so little that it therefore does actually matter.

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Where chaos reigns in Minearchy: the server where every block matters… except those in Minigames! 1.20.6 & 1.21

Community, smp, KitPvP, matters.., BLOCK

Minearchy	SMP	Minigames
Version	1.20.6	1.21

Hey Minecraft enthusiasts! Searching for an active server? Your Minecraft adventure starts here at Lands of Minearchy!

🏡 SMP Dive into our vibrant SMP community packed with exciting features. Join our inclusive community, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out.

🎮 Minigames Get ready for endless fun with our fantastic selection of minigames! From beloved classics like Prop Hunt to heart-pounding KitPvP and upcoming Bedwars – we’ve got it all covered.

🌐 Ready to Start? Dive in now!

Website: https://landsofminearchy.com Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmz_yOIkHFE IP: play.minearchy.com bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Cheers!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP play.minearchy.com or bedrock.minearchy.com with the port 19132 in your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our website.
Can I play minigames with my friends?	Absolutely! You can invite your friends to join you in various minigames available on the server for a fun and competitive gameplay experience.

SubwayCraft: Girth Matters!

fast food, fresh ingredients, Subway, sandwich chain, customer service

so, like, u know how subway talks about the length of their subs, but never the girth for some reason? well, this minecraft server is like the girth of a subway sub – THICC and JUICY. come join us for some EPIC adventures and CRAZY builds. we’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha. seriously, it’s a wild ride. plus, our community is as welcoming as a warm hug from a fluffy llama. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the girth of minecraft like never before.

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Blocky Balls: Minecraft Server – Where Your Sperm Count Matters /tv/!

Minecraft, matters.., fertility evaluation, medical tests, sperm production

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the legendary Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on the remains of an ancient civilization of block-shaped aliens. Explore hidden temples, uncover mysterious artifacts, and maybe even unlock the secrets of the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see just how high your sperm count can go in the world of Minecraft!

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BigTrannyBlocks: Where Size Matters in Minecraft!

acceptance, BigTrannyBlocks, Gender Identity, prejudice, toxic masculinity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the trannies have bigger pixelated swords than you and are more likely to slay the Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky battles and crazy crafting as we build a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with players who have legendary loot and unbeatable skills. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated love triangle with a creeper and a zombie! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

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