matters.. – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun

ClitCraft, clitoral position, clitoral shape, clitoral size, Clitoris, female anatomy, female sexual dysfunction, Fun, gynecology, matters.., Medical Studies, pelvic surgery, PostOp, postoperative, reproductive health, research, sexual anatomy, sexual function, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, SIZE, surgical outcomes, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!

join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!

so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!

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Money Matters Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, bull market, buying dips, economic outlook, Financial Advice, financial forecasting, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, investing strategy., investment advice, investment opportunities, long term investing, market analysis, market predictions, market trends, market volatility, matters.., Minecraft, MONEY, portfolio management, risk management, smp, stock market, wealth management

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we’re in a bull market for the next year! That’s right, forget about those boring old SMPs where you have to worry about your diamonds losing value. Here, dips are for buying, baby!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

Based, hire, homogenous nation, jeets, Jews, Leftist, Lgbt, liberal, matters.., Minecraft, mixed race children, mongrelized, muzzies, niggers, non-white, Raes, Redpilled, Right Wing ideology, Server, shitskins, spics, trad, Woke

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

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Lost Everything Minecraft SMP

coping, Despair, devastation, difficult times, emotional pain, emptiness, Everything.., Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, hopelessness, Loneliness, Loss, Lost, matters.., me, Minecraft, moving on, Sadness, smp, sorrow, Tragedy

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, wandering aimlessly with no purpose? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and become part of a community where you can build, survive, and thrive with other players who have also lost everything that matters to them (like their diamond armor or their pet llama named Larry).

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is not your average server – we have epic events like llama races, where you can saddle up and ride your llama to victory against other players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start your journey to reclaiming everything that matters to you (or at least finding some new friends who share your love for Minecraft shenanigans).

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GoldMedalSMP – “Is it the amount of total gold or overall medal count that matters in Minecraft SMP?”

Achieving success, AMOUNT, athletic achievements, competitive spirit, Count, determination, excellence in sports, GOLD, gold medalists, GoldMedalSMP, importance of gold medals, matters.., MEDAL, medal count comparison, medal tally, Minecraft, Olympic medals, overall medal count, podium finish, significance of overall medal count, smp, sports competition, Sportsmanship, top athletes, TOTAL, total gold, Victory, winning gold

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about the bling bling, baby! We don’t care about your fancy diamond armor or enchanted weapons, all we care about is that sweet, sweet gold!

Join our server and compete in daily challenges to see who can amass the most gold in the shortest amount of time. Want to show off your wealth? Build a giant gold statue of yourself in the middle of spawn and watch as other players bow down in awe.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground arena where players can battle it out for the title of Gold Champion. Will you be the one to reign supreme and take home the coveted Golden Pickaxe trophy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show everyone that when it comes to Minecraft, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s all about the gold, baby!

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PixelLifeMatters

actually, contemplation, Existence, IMPORTANCE, insignificance, introspection, Life, little., matters.., Meaning, mortality, perspective, philosophy, PixelLifeMatters, purpose, Reflection, Relevance, Significance, Therefore, triviality, Value

u want a server that will blow ur mind and make u question reality? well u found it, my friend. this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold. u think u know Minecraft? think again, cuz on this server, pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha.

join us if u want to be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. we have dungeons filled with treasure, dragons to slay, and a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the world.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. if u manage to find it, u will be granted three wishes and eternal glory.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and prepare to have ur mind blown. remember, life matters so little that it therefore does actually matter.

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Where chaos reigns in Minearchy: the server where every block matters… except those in Minigames! 1.20.6 & 1.21

#exciting, 1.20.6, Active, Bedwars, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Features, Fun, in game, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, KitPvP, Lands of Minearchy, matters.., Minearchy, minecraft adventure, Minigames, player, prop hunt, REIGNS, selection, Server, smp, Trailer, vibrant, Website

Minearchy	SMP	Minigames
Version	1.20.6	1.21

Hey Minecraft enthusiasts! Searching for an active server? Your Minecraft adventure starts here at Lands of Minearchy!

🏡 SMP Dive into our vibrant SMP community packed with exciting features. Join our inclusive community, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out.

🎮 Minigames Get ready for endless fun with our fantastic selection of minigames! From beloved classics like Prop Hunt to heart-pounding KitPvP and upcoming Bedwars – we’ve got it all covered.

🌐 Ready to Start? Dive in now!

Website: https://landsofminearchy.com Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmz_yOIkHFE IP: play.minearchy.com bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Cheers!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP play.minearchy.com or bedrock.minearchy.com with the port 19132 in your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our website.
Can I play minigames with my friends?	Absolutely! You can invite your friends to join you in various minigames available on the server for a fun and competitive gameplay experience.

SubwayCraft: Girth Matters!

advertising, customer service, eat fresh, fast food, Food Industry, footlong, fresh ingredients, girth, length, Marketing, matters.., meal deal, menu, Restaurant, sandwich, sandwich chain, six inch, sub of the day, sub sandwich, SUBS, Subway, SubwayCraft

so, like, u know how subway talks about the length of their subs, but never the girth for some reason? well, this minecraft server is like the girth of a subway sub – THICC and JUICY. come join us for some EPIC adventures and CRAZY builds. we’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha. seriously, it’s a wild ride. plus, our community is as welcoming as a warm hug from a fluffy llama. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the girth of minecraft like never before.

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Blocky Balls: Minecraft Server – Where Your Sperm Count Matters /tv/!

Balls, blocky, Count, fertility, fertility clinic, fertility evaluation, fertility testing, fertility treatment, health check, male infertility, matters.., medical tests, mens health, Minecraft, reproductive health, reproductive medicine, reproductive system, semen analysis, Server, sexual health, Sperm, sperm count, sperm morphology, sperm motility, sperm production, sperm quality, TV

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the legendary Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on the remains of an ancient civilization of block-shaped aliens. Explore hidden temples, uncover mysterious artifacts, and maybe even unlock the secrets of the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see just how high your sperm count can go in the world of Minecraft!

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BigTrannyBlocks: Where Size Matters in Minecraft!

acceptance, BigTrannyBlocks, body image, comparison, coping, discrimination, envy, Femininity, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, Insecurity, Jealousy, LGBTQ community, Masculinity, matters.., Minecraft, prejudice, self esteem, sexual competition, SIZE, societal norms, toxic masculinity, Transgender, Transphobia

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the trannies have bigger pixelated swords than you and are more likely to slay the Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky battles and crazy crafting as we build a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with players who have legendary loot and unbeatable skills. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated love triangle with a creeper and a zombie! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

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TechFree4Peace Minecraft SMP

betterment, Communication, consequences, Development, Environment, Ethics, Future, Impact, innovation, internet, Minecraft, NSFW, privacy, progress, REMOVE, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, social media, society, Surveillance, TechFree4Peace, Technology, world

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players battle it out in epic PvP battles, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market, trading rare items for emeralds and secrets.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. They believe that sacrificing potatoes to Spudnik will bring them good luck and fortune in their Minecraft adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the madness. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

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Weirdly Useful Powers

advantageous abilities, advantageous superpowers, beneficial powers, beneficial superpowers, bizarre gifts, Exceptional skills, extraordinary skills, extraordinary talents, odd talents, outlandish talents, peculiar powers, peculiar superpowers, Powers, quirky superpowers, strange abilities, supernatural abilities, uncommon strengths, Unique abilities, unusual capabilities, useful superpower, weird superpower, Weirdly

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old superpowers like flying and super strength? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of wacky superpowers that will have you laughing and winning at the same time.

Ever wanted to shoot spaghetti out of your fingertips? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible! Imagine the look on your enemies’ faces as they get tangled up in a delicious web of carbs. Or how about the power to turn invisible, but only when you’re singing the Macarena? It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! How about the ability to summon a horde of angry chickens to do your bidding? Or the power to make everyone around you break out into spontaneous dance parties? The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and discover the weirdest superpowers you never knew you needed. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the spaghetti-fingered hero of the server!

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GreenCraftRevolution

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, disinformation campaign, Energy Transition, environmental impact, fossil fuel companies, fossil fuel industry, fossil fuel lobby, fossil fuel propaganda, global warming, green transition, GreenCraftRevolution, greenwashing, Misinformation, renewable energy, UN

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for fossil fuels and battle against the evil UN who are trying to slow down our green transition! build massive oil rigs and pollute the environment to your heart’s content! the UN is no match for our army of fossil fuel warriors! join now and help us defeat the evil greenies!

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SoupShakeRemissionCraft

diabetes management, diabetes remission, diabetes treatment, Diet plan, Health improvement, health program, Healthcare, lifestyle changes, long term results, Medical research, medical study, NHS ENGLAND, NHS program, Path to Remission, patient outcomes, Patients, Remission, soups and shakes diet, SoupShakeRemissionCraft, type 2 diabetes, weight loss

so, like, u know how some peeps gotta deal with that type 2 diabetes crap? well, we got this amazin’ server where u can join and go on this wild journey to remission, bro! like, we got this three month “soups and shakes” diet that’s gonna make u feel like a whole new person, dude.

imagine bein’ one of the lucky 11% who actually went into remission after joinin’ our server. u could be walkin’ around like, “yeah, i used to have diabetes but now i’m livin’ my best life on this amazin’ server!”

plus, we got all sorts of crazy adventures and challenges for u to tackle while u’re on this journey to remission. like, u gotta fight off giant sugar cubes and dodge insulin shots flyin’ at ya from all directions. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

so come join our server and let’s kick diabetes in the butt together! who needs insulin when u got soups and shakes, am i right? let’s do this, bro!

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Wild Hunt SMP

[player based economy], Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Jobs, master skills, minecraft server, new player, PvP, seasoned player, Survival, wild hunt smp

Join the Wild Hunt SMP where adventure and community come together. Experience a player-based economy, discover custom enchants, master new skills, and take on various jobs. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s something for everyone.

147.28.175.139:2533

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SwordBalladMC Server

angel, Daily Re:Zero, demi-humans, Demon, Demon’s Sword Ballad, great war, Heart, Hero, Kenki Koiuta, legendary swordsman, Lugnica, Manga, novel, ReZero, Server, Sword Demon, SwordBalladMC, troll, Wilhelm Trias, WN chapter, woman he loved

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring storylines? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can live out the epic tale of the Sword Demon falling in love with an angel. Witness the legendary swordsman, Wilhelm Trias, as he battles against royal military forces and demi-humans in a war of epic proportions.

But wait, there’s more! Don’t feed the troll on our server, just ignore them and focus on discussing the novel and manga that inspired our crazy storyline. So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even find your own angel to fall in love with along the way!

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LeashlessLunatic on Minecraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, Betrayed, Confused, devastated, emotional, Empty, heartbroken, hurt, leash, LeashlessLunatic, lonely, longing, Lost, Minecraft, missing, no psychos, psychos, sad, SEARCHING, smp, tfw, what to do

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player with no psychos to hold your leash? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and be surrounded by a group of absolute lunatics who will make your gaming experience unforgettable. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos! Who needs sanity anyway?

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TechAddictMC SMP

Communication, connectivity, convenience, Daily Life, dependence, devices, efficiency, ESSENTIAL, Evolution, Gadgets, Impact, Improvement, innovation, internet, Modern Living, necessity, productivity, smartphones, smp, TechAddictMC, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of living in the Stone Age on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the Willy Wonka factory of technology! We’ve got flying pigs that deliver your items straight to your base, diamond armor that gives you the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes, and even a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can ride unicorns all day long. Join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

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CreeperCrazeCraft

#family rituals, beloved rituals, beloved traditions, cherished family traditions, cherished practices, cherished rituals, CreeperCrazeCraft, cultural practices, familial customs, family traditions, Family Values, long-standing customs, odd traditions, quirky habits, quirky traditions, special traditions, strange traditions, treasured rituals, unconventional traditions, unique customs, unusual traditions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life.

Our server is like a wacky family reunion where everyone has their own unique traditions. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

One of our most cherished traditions is the annual “Pig Racing Derby,” where players saddle up their favorite porkers and race through obstacle courses for glory and bragging rights. It may sound strange to outsiders, but trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of pig racing, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of our crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even discover a new tradition that will become your favorite part of the game!

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YachtCrash Minecraft Server

accident, billionaire, Celebrity, Coast, collision, Damage, exclusive, expensive, Incident, insurance, italy, luxury, Maritime, Mediterranean, Mega Yachts, Minecraft, News, Ocean, Server, Wealthy, YachtCrash, Yachting

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF because we got two billionaire mega yachts just straight up colliding off the coast of Italy! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join us for the craziest yacht party ever, where you can build your own yacht and race against other players while dodging floating debris from the collision. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. So hop on board and let’s sail into the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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