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Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

Based, hire, homogenous nation, jeets, Jews, Leftist, Lgbt, liberal, matters.., Minecraft, mixed race children, mongrelized, muzzies, niggers, non-white, Raes, Redpilled, Right Wing ideology, Server, shitskins, spics, trad, Woke

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

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Lost Everything Minecraft SMP

coping, Despair, devastation, difficult times, emotional pain, emptiness, Everything.., Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, hopelessness, Loneliness, Loss, Lost, matters.., me, Minecraft, moving on, Sadness, smp, sorrow, Tragedy

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, wandering aimlessly with no purpose? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and become part of a community where you can build, survive, and thrive with other players who have also lost everything that matters to them (like their diamond armor or their pet llama named Larry).

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is not your average server – we have epic events like llama races, where you can saddle up and ride your llama to victory against other players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start your journey to reclaiming everything that matters to you (or at least finding some new friends who share your love for Minecraft shenanigans).

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GoldMedalSMP – “Is it the amount of total gold or overall medal count that matters in Minecraft SMP?”

Achieving success, AMOUNT, athletic achievements, competitive spirit, Count, determination, excellence in sports, GOLD, gold medalists, GoldMedalSMP, importance of gold medals, matters.., MEDAL, medal count comparison, medal tally, Minecraft, Olympic medals, overall medal count, podium finish, significance of overall medal count, smp, sports competition, Sportsmanship, top athletes, TOTAL, total gold, Victory, winning gold

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about the bling bling, baby! We don’t care about your fancy diamond armor or enchanted weapons, all we care about is that sweet, sweet gold!

Join our server and compete in daily challenges to see who can amass the most gold in the shortest amount of time. Want to show off your wealth? Build a giant gold statue of yourself in the middle of spawn and watch as other players bow down in awe.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground arena where players can battle it out for the title of Gold Champion. Will you be the one to reign supreme and take home the coveted Golden Pickaxe trophy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show everyone that when it comes to Minecraft, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s all about the gold, baby!

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PixelLifeMatters

actually, contemplation, Existence, IMPORTANCE, insignificance, introspection, Life, little., matters.., Meaning, mortality, perspective, philosophy, PixelLifeMatters, purpose, Reflection, Relevance, Significance, Therefore, triviality, Value

u want a server that will blow ur mind and make u question reality? well u found it, my friend. this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold. u think u know Minecraft? think again, cuz on this server, pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha.

join us if u want to be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. we have dungeons filled with treasure, dragons to slay, and a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the world.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. if u manage to find it, u will be granted three wishes and eternal glory.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and prepare to have ur mind blown. remember, life matters so little that it therefore does actually matter.

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Where chaos reigns in Minearchy: the server where every block matters… except those in Minigames! 1.20.6 & 1.21

#exciting, 1.20.6, Active, Bedwars, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Features, Fun, in game, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, KitPvP, Lands of Minearchy, matters.., Minearchy, minecraft adventure, Minigames, player, prop hunt, REIGNS, selection, Server, smp, Trailer, vibrant, Website

Minearchy	SMP	Minigames
Version	1.20.6	1.21

Hey Minecraft enthusiasts! Searching for an active server? Your Minecraft adventure starts here at Lands of Minearchy!

🏡 SMP Dive into our vibrant SMP community packed with exciting features. Join our inclusive community, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out.

🎮 Minigames Get ready for endless fun with our fantastic selection of minigames! From beloved classics like Prop Hunt to heart-pounding KitPvP and upcoming Bedwars – we’ve got it all covered.

🌐 Ready to Start? Dive in now!

Website: https://landsofminearchy.com Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmz_yOIkHFE IP: play.minearchy.com bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Cheers!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP play.minearchy.com or bedrock.minearchy.com with the port 19132 in your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our website.
Can I play minigames with my friends?	Absolutely! You can invite your friends to join you in various minigames available on the server for a fun and competitive gameplay experience.

SubwayCraft: Girth Matters!

advertising, customer service, eat fresh, fast food, Food Industry, footlong, fresh ingredients, girth, length, Marketing, matters.., meal deal, menu, Restaurant, sandwich, sandwich chain, six inch, sub of the day, sub sandwich, SUBS, Subway, SubwayCraft

so, like, u know how subway talks about the length of their subs, but never the girth for some reason? well, this minecraft server is like the girth of a subway sub – THICC and JUICY. come join us for some EPIC adventures and CRAZY builds. we’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha. seriously, it’s a wild ride. plus, our community is as welcoming as a warm hug from a fluffy llama. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the girth of minecraft like never before.

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Blocky Balls: Minecraft Server – Where Your Sperm Count Matters /tv/!

Balls, blocky, Count, fertility, fertility clinic, fertility evaluation, fertility testing, fertility treatment, health check, male infertility, matters.., medical tests, mens health, Minecraft, reproductive health, reproductive medicine, reproductive system, semen analysis, Server, sexual health, Sperm, sperm count, sperm morphology, sperm motility, sperm production, sperm quality, TV

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the legendary Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on the remains of an ancient civilization of block-shaped aliens. Explore hidden temples, uncover mysterious artifacts, and maybe even unlock the secrets of the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see just how high your sperm count can go in the world of Minecraft!

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BigTrannyBlocks: Where Size Matters in Minecraft!

acceptance, BigTrannyBlocks, body image, comparison, coping, discrimination, envy, Femininity, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, Insecurity, Jealousy, LGBTQ community, Masculinity, matters.., Minecraft, prejudice, self esteem, sexual competition, SIZE, societal norms, toxic masculinity, Transgender, Transphobia

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the trannies have bigger pixelated swords than you and are more likely to slay the Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky battles and crazy crafting as we build a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with players who have legendary loot and unbeatable skills. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated love triangle with a creeper and a zombie! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

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Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

artists, bald dudes, blocky, Bricks, DATING, Dicks, Difficulty, fat guys, Indian men, Insecurity, male gripe, matters.., neurotic, penis size, relationships, short cute boys, SIZE, small penis, societal norms, Stereotypes, unconventional tastes, undesired traits, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

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SideProfileCraft: Where Your Minecraft Avatar’s Side Profile Matters!

Aesthetics, Appearance, avatars, beauty, Chin, Confidence, face, facial structure, Features, head tilt, jawline, matters.., Minecraft, nose, Perception, photography, Posture, profile, profile angle, profile picture, self-image, selfie, Side, side profile, SideProfileCraft, social media

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER where you can ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with creepers that drop nothing but enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE and show off your side profile like never before!

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BabyCraftin’ or BirthBlockade

baby, BabyCraftin, Birth, BirthBlockade, Communication, Expectations, family, germs, gym, Hospital, Miscommunication., newborn, Schedule, sibling, Siblings, tests, tired, Understanding, Visit, visitation, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunications lead to epic battles and baby visits are a matter of life and death! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, excitement, and maybe even a few germs along the way.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your sibling goes into labor and expects you to drop everything and visit the hospital in record time. Will you make it in time to see the baby, or will you be too busy fighting off creepers and zombies? The choice is yours!

But beware, because on this server, expectations run high and miscommunications can lead to brutal repercussions. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the wrath of your relatives?

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every visit to the hospital is a high-stakes mission and every conversation is filled with hidden meanings. Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you on this server? Only one way to find out – join now!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

atypical characteristics, bizarre allure, eccentric qualities, idiosyncratic traits, Minecraft, odd fascinations, offbeat interests, outlandish features, PALS, peculiar attributes, peculiar charms, peculiar fascinations, peculiar turn-ons, PIXEL, quirky features, quirky traits, Server, strange desires, uncommon qualities, unconventional attractions, unconventional tastes, unique preferences, unusual turn-ons, weird attraction

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’re into some seriously weird stuff!

Join us if you have a strange attraction to players who build giant statues of potatoes, because on our server, that’s all we do! We have a potato-themed city where you can marvel at the majestic spud sculptures and even participate in our annual Potato Parade.

But that’s not all! If you’ve ever found yourself strangely drawn to players who wear nothing but pink leather armor and ride around on pigs, then you’ll fit right in here. Our Piggy Pink Gang is always looking for new members to join their ridiculous antics and quests for the rarest pig saddle in the land.

So come on down to our server and indulge in your weirdest Minecraft fantasies! Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with someone’s obsession with building pixel art of Nicolas Cage’s face. Don’t knock it ’til you try it!

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BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, Cathartic, Closure, Communication, emotional, Eternal Love, Farewell, Goodbye, Grief, healing, Heartfelt, long tail tags, Loss, love, Memories, mourning, passed away, Remembrance, rest in peace, special person, Tribute

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t express your true feelings to your deceased loved ones? Well, look no further because on our server, you have a special feature where you have 10 seconds to communicate with the spirits of the departed! Tell them how much you miss them, ask for their guidance in building your next epic structure, or just confess your deepest, darkest secrets. Join now for a truly otherworldly Minecraft experience!

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BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server

BlockyBobs, court case, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal law, drug charges, drug trafficking, foreign relations, Imprisonment, incarceration, international crime, judicial system, justice system, legal proceedings, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Prison, Robert Woodland, russia, sentencing, Server, U.S

So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and tending to your crops, when suddenly you get a message from the server saying you’ve been sentenced to prison in Russia for drug charges! How crazy is that?! But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build your own cell block, trade with other inmates for contraband items, and try to escape to freedom before the guards catch you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and exhilarating?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the Russian prison system! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get caught with drugs, of course)!

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PutinCraft: Where Orbán Meets Putin

bilateral talks, Diplomacy, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Meeting, meets, Moscow, Orbán, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, russia, strategic partnership, summit, Ukraine, Visit, world leaders

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even hungary’s orbán wants in on the action? well, guess what, our server is so epic that orbán himself is gonna meet putin in moscow just to talk about how awesome it is! like, can u even imagine the level of epicness we’re talking about here?

join our server and u’ll be part of the most insane adventures ever. we’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. yea, u heard that right, CHEESE.

plus, our community is so rad that even the most hardcore players are like, “whoa, these guys are next level.” so come join us and be part of something truly legendary. orbán and putin can’t be wrong, right?

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PlantBasketCraft

artisan, Craft, diy, eco-friendly, Environment, forage, foraged plants, foraging baskets, Gathering, Handmade, Harvest, Hold, Nature, outdoors, people, PlantBasketCraft, Plants, Skills, sustainable, Traditional, WEAVING

so, like, on this epic minecraft server, you gotta forage plants to make foraging baskets to, like, hold foraged plants. it’s, like, a whole foraging-ception thing going on, man. but wait, there’s more!

if you join this server, you get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. yeah, you heard me right. DIAMONDS. imagine all the bling bling you can get from that llama’s magical butt.

oh, and did i mention there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? yeah, it’s lit af down there. creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing, skeletons doing the macarena. it’s a sight to behold, my friend.

so, what are you waiting for? join this wacky minecraft server now and experience the foraging madness, llama bling, and underground mob disco party of a lifetime. you won’t regret it, i swear.

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GigaMine | One of the best vanilla servers Minecraft server

Aternos, best, Community, Empty, Events, Features, funny, GigaMine, Hardcore, KIND, Large Online, Mechanics, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Whitelist

One of the best vanilla servers, good, funny and kind community.

Unique mechanics and features

And much more, come on in

mc.GigaMine.ru

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⭐️ The SoggyCraft SMP ⭐️ Just Add Water and Stir! ⭐️ 1.21 ⭐️ Java ⭐️ Adults Only ⭐️ Hermits Not Included ⭐️ Whitelist

24/7 hosting, ADD, Adults, age requirement, application, BUILD, Community, creativity, Datapacks, Discord, Friendly, hermits, Included, innovation, java, long term, Maturity, Mods, non-grief, non-pvp, Server, smp, SoggyCraft, Stir, Vanilla, voice chat, Water, Whitelist

Server Name:	SagesCraft
Playstyle:	Hermitcraft-Like
Server Type:	Non-grief, Non-pvp
Mods/Data Packs:	Customization and optimization with vanilla feel
Features:	24/7 Server Hosting, Encouragement for voice chat
Age Requirement:	17+

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?: To join, please join our discord server at https://discord.gg/aHFYTtWSAt and submit an application. After review, you will be whitelisted to the server.
2. Are there any resets planned?: There are no resets planned for the foreseeable future. We are looking for long term members.
3. What is the server playstyle?: We aim to create a Hermitcraft-Like playstyle, focusing on building, creativity, and making friends in a non-grief, non-pvp environment.
4. Are there any age restrictions?: Yes, we require members to be 17+ for maturity reasons.
5. What type of mods/data packs are installed?: The mods and data packs installed are intended for customization and optimization while maintaining a vanilla feel. Admins also have some for server safety.

CraftyTurnServer

achievement, challenge, collaboration, Community, Competition, CraftyTurnServer, empowerment, encouragement, friendship, Fun, growth, healing, holobros, motivation, positivity, progress, success, Support, teamwork, The Turning Point, Unity

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, fear not because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us on our server where we have epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret healing ritual that only the bravest players can participate in. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a group of mystical beings called the Holobros who will guide you on your journey and maybe even grant you some special powers. Plus, we have a live audience watching your every move, because hey, who doesn’t love a little pressure?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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AnimeGirlLounge Minecraft Server

Anime, anime aesthetics, anime art, anime characters, anime culture, anime fandom, anime industry, anime stereotypes, anime style, anime trends, AnimeGirlLounge, Body language, body posture, character design, cute poses, fictional poses, Girls, japanese animation, Kawaii, laying position, Minecraft, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE

Are you tired of seeing anime girls laying in weird positions that make absolutely no sense? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special mod that makes all the anime girls lay in the most comfortable and realistic positions possible! No more awkward contortions or physics-defying poses here, just pure relaxation for your virtual waifus.

Join our server and witness the magic of anime girls laying like normal human beings. You’ll never have to question their comfort levels again! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret skin that turns you into an anime girl yourself. Who wouldn’t want to experience the world of Minecraft as a kawaii character?

So come on over and join us for a laid-back (literally) gaming experience like no other. Trust us, once you see how our anime girls lay, you’ll never want to leave!

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