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  • LightSpeedCraft

    LightSpeedCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    yOu know what else is light-speed? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! it’s so fast, you’ll be mining diamonds before you even realize it!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

    We have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks on stacks of emeralds! Plus, our mods are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into diamonds!

    But beware, there are rumors of a hidden portal that leads to a land of dancing llamas and talking sheep! Are you brave enough to discover its secrets?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! And maybe the occasional exploding chicken… but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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  • BrainCrafters: Size Doesn’t Matter!

    BrainCrafters: Size Doesn’t Matter!

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    come join dis epic minecraft server where we defy all logic and reason just like how dem primates, rodents, and carnivores be doin’ with their brain size changes. forget what you thought you knew about big animals havin’ big brains, cuz on dis server, we be breakin’ all da rules!

    we got crazy builds dat will blow yo mind, like a giant banana house for dem primates or a cheese castle for dem rodents. and don’t even get me started on da carnivores, they be runnin’ around chasin’ each other in a maze made entirely of meat!

    so if you wanna be part of somethin’ truly wild and wacky, join dis server and let’s see just how big yo brain can get when you let go of all da old assumptions. trust me, it’s gonna be a brain-blastin’ good time!

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  • TaxCraft: Where Pennies Matter!

    TaxCraft: Where Pennies Matter!

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    Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the pennies are like, totally irrelevant because we don’t even have sales tax! Like, who needs pennies when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our world? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and leave those pennies behind!

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  • BigBoobCraft: Where Lactose Levels Matter

    BigBoobCraft: Where Lactose Levels Matter

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got the most lit titties around! we did some super scientific research and found out that big boobies make the best milk, so you know our server is gonna be poppin’! trust us, you won’t find this level of lactose concentration anywhere else in the minecraft universe. join now for some udderly ridiculous fun! 🐄ðŸĨ›ðŸĪŠ

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  • DarkMatterCrafters

    DarkMatterCrafters

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how scientists r always tryna figure out dark matter n stuff? well, dis Minecraft server has cracked the code, bro! turns out, dark matter is actually just a bunch of creepers blowin up all over da place! join dis server to help us uncover da truth n save da world from explodin creepers! plus, we got diamond armor for everyone who joins, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a hero and stop da creepers from destroyin everything! #savetheworld #creepersareactuallydarkmatter

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  • TouchCraft: Where Your Touch Choices Matter!

    TouchCraft: Where Your Touch Choices Matter!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, have you ever wanted to be touched in all the right places in minecraft? well, do we have the server for you! join us and experience the most pleasurable touches you’ve ever had in your pixelated life!

    our server is like a magical place where you can choose exactly where you want to be touched and it’s like, super amazing and stuff. the touch is so good, it will make you question why you ever played on any other server before.

    not only will you have the best touching experience of your life, but it will also improve your interpersonal relationships, communication skills, health, and well-being. like, who knew minecraft could be so life-changing, right?

    so come join us on our server and get ready to be touched in all the right places. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • ElephantCraft – Where Names Matter!

    ElephantCraft – Where Names Matter!

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    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz u know what? ELEPHANTS HAVE NAMES FOR EACH OTHER, study finds! like, how insane is that? imagine if u had to call ur homie "trunkster" or "big ears" all the time. that’s the kind of wild sht u can expect on this server. we got elephants roaming around, giving each other names and sht. it’s a whole new level of minecraft, man. come join us and witness the madness for yourself. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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  • Lords of Soot: Where chaos reigns, roleplay is confusing, and geopolitics matter in a 1.16.5 world

    Lords of Soot: Where chaos reigns, roleplay is confusing, and geopolitics matter in a 1.16.5 world

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    Lords Of Soot Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Lords Of Soot is a 1.16.5 Survival Server primarily focusing on light geopolitical roleplay; and using that as a framework for large-scale, cooperative projects, including sprawling seaports, realistic airports, and a server-spanning railway network. Beyond this; LoS features several player-ran nations; each with distinct governing and building styles, with more able to be created. All this plays out on a large-scale Terraforged map, featuring stunning rivers, mountains and vistas. LOS’s modpack is large, but well-optimized – the minimum RAM to consistently run the pack is 6gb, the minimum to load it is 4gb.

    FAQ

    What mods are included in the modpack?

    Lords Of Soot’s modpack primarily consists of Immersive Engineering and Create. Further developing industry is a customized version of Mekanism. For transportation, we have Immersive Railroading with several packs and Immersive Vehicles – and in case wars must be fought, you can use Timeless and Classic guns to fight them! If you desire a quieter life, we have several cooking, agriculture, and decorative mods, too!

    How many nations are currently on the server?

    Lords Of Soot currently features 5 nations; ranging from 3 to over 10 players, and differing in prevailing building style from sprawling, glittering cityscapes to grungy New England waterfronts to concrete-paneled Socialist Brutalism; all of which are friendly and more than willing to take new players into the fold.

    What is the history of Lords Of Soot?

    We’ve had a storied 4-year history; with wars, nations that have risen and fallen, and spanning over 2 versions.

    Where can I find more information?

    Discord: https://discord.gg/weUerta7qj

    Dynmap: http://mc.lordsofsoot.tesseracthosting.com:21501/

    IP: mc.lordsofsoot.tesseracthosting.com:21500

    Wiki: https://lords-of-soot.fandom.com/wiki/Lords_of_Soot_Wiki

    Curseforge Pack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/lords-of-soot-plus-plus

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  • Girlcock Kingdom: Where Size Doesn’t Matter!

    Girlcock Kingdom: Where Size Doesn’t Matter!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical “girlcock” – a rare and powerful item rumored to grant unlimited power to those who possess it. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter along the way!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamacorns who roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Will you befriend these majestic creatures or run in terror from their sparkly hooves?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you’re not willing to suck girlcock, you might not be ready for the insanity that awaits you!

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  • DickCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, But Your Building Skills Do!

    DickCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, But Your Building Skills Do!

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    Are you tired of being a 44-year-old virgin because of your small dick? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and let your blocky avatar make up for your shortcomings in real life. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities for you to explore, build, and interact with other players who probably also have small dicks. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a thriving virtual community where no one cares about your lack of experience in the bedroom? Join now and let your tiny blocky hands do the talking!

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