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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 633 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!