Matt Uelmen (Composer) – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

NoSexCraft – $2000ADay
2000ADay, AMBITION, career goals, Celibacy, determination, earn money, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, goal-setting, life choices, lifestyle choices, NoSexCraft, personal values, professional development, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, self-mastery, success mindset, wealth building, work ethic
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can earn $2000 a day just by playing! That’s right, no need to sell your soul or sacrifice your firstborn, just hop on and start mining those diamonds!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay golden eggs worth millions of dollars. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start raking in the cash without ever having to resort to the oldest profession in the world. Who needs sex when you have diamonds, golden eggs, and killer bunnies to keep you entertained?

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HackCraft Minecraft Server
computer security, cyber attack, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber intrusion, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, government security, HackCraft, HACKING, infiltrate, Information Security, microsoft account, Minecraft, national security, Russian hackers, Server, Veterans Affairs
u know what’s crazier than russian hackers infiltrating veterans affairs? our minecraft server, where we let russian hackers build giant monuments to their hacking skills. join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun. who needs microsoft accounts when u can have a blocky adventure with us? come join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. trust us, it’ll be a blast!

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MapleCraft: Secret Ops
#classified information, #covert operations, Canada, Chinese, diplomatic relations, Espionage, espionage activities, espionage tactics, foreign relations, Government, intelligence, international affairs, investigation, MapleCraft, Mapping, national security, Ops, police operations, secret, Surveillance, undercover operations
LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have mapped out secret Chinese police operations like Canada! Why? Because we have insider info on where all the hidden treasure chests are hidden in the game! Plus, our mods are actually undercover spies who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So hop on and join the fun, eh!

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HearCraft: Gene Edit Fun
adult preclinical models, animal models, auditory function, deafness treatment, edit, Fun, Gene, gene correction, gene editing, Gene therapy, genetic deafness, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic medicine, genetic mutations, genetic therapy, genome editing, HearCraft, hearing loss, hearing restoration, Medical research, Molecular biology, novel approach, preclinical studies
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we be editing genomes like we editing our player skins! We be restoring hearing in adult preclinical models with genetic deafness, like, WUT?! Who knew you could fix your ears in Minecraft, amirite?! Join us and be part of da craziest experiments in da blocky world! We be mixin’ potions and enchanting tools like mad scientists, it’s a blast! So come on, join us and let’s make some noise in dis wacky server!

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Welcome to “The Supersized Failure” – kind of vanilla, sort of hard, somewhat mature, version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Anticheat, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Failure, Friendly, HARD, Help, Ip:, KIND, LIMITATIONS, Mature, Mineshafts, Pillager Outposts, ruined portals, rules, Semi Vanilla, şort, Strongholds, Structures, superflat world, SuperSized, Survival, trial chambers, utility mods, Vanilla, Version, Villages

Server Name	The Superflat Experiment
Version	1.20.4
Overview	A survival Superflat server with no rules or limitations
Features	– Villages– Strongholds– Pillager outposts– Mineshafts– Ruined Portals– Trial Chambers (when updated to 1.21)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the concept of this server?	The server explores survival gameplay in a Superflat world with no rules or limitations.
How many players have joined the server?	Over 4000 players have joined the server since its launch in March 2022.
Are there any gameplay rules on the server?	The server has no gameplay rules except for restrictions on extreme movement hacks.
What structures are available in the Superflat world?	Structures such as Villages, Strongholds, Pillager outposts, Mineshafts, Ruined Portals, and Trial Chambers (when updated to 1.21) are available.
Where can I get more help as a new player?	You can join the community discord where members are friendly and willing to help new players.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server
bizarre encounters, bizarre hookups, eccentric sex, kinky adventures, kinky encounters, Minecraft, odd bedroom activities, odd sexual encounters, offbeat experiences, outlandish intimacy, peculiar partners, peculiar relationships, PixelPleasure, quirky intimacy, Server, strange fetishes, strange relationships, unconventional encounters, unconventional sex, unique encounters, unusual experiences, unusual intimacy, weird sex
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to have the weirdest sexual experience of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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LinkCraft Minecraft Server
Blockchain, chainlink, contributions, Crypto, crypto community, decentralized oracles, Défi, future bright, Gaming, google cloud, insults, leader, Link, LinkCraft, long term potential, Minecraft, offensive term, Partnerships, real-world data, serious investors, Server, smart contracts, supply chain management, Swift
Are you tired of being called the “cuckold of crypto”? Join our Minecraft server and escape the disrespect! Our server is like a Chainlink partnership with Google Cloud – revolutionary and full of potential.
When you join our server, you’ll be welcomed with open arms by fellow LINK holders who understand the true value of Chainlink. No more being insulted by your wife’s boyfriend or anyone else – on our server, you’ll be respected for your crypto knowledge and investment savvy.
Imagine a world where you can build your own decentralized oracle in Minecraft, connecting smart contracts with real-world data in a virtual landscape. It’s like DeFi meets gaming meets supply chain management – all in one epic server experience.
So come join us and say goodbye to the “cuckolds of crypto” label. Embrace the bright future of Chainlink and celebrate its contributions with like-minded players. The only insult you’ll find here is how much fun you’re having!

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BlockyGenitalia Minecraft Server
alternative names, anatomy, BlockyGenitalia, body parts, gender, Gender Identity, gender-neutral terms, genital renaming, genitalia, human body, intimate anatomy, Minecraft, penis, private parts, Renaming, renaming body parts, renaming genitals, reproductive organs, Server, sexual health, sexual organs, Sexuality, Vagina
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious community you’ll ever find in the blocky world! Looking for a server that will make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further!
Join us and explore our world filled with majestic mountains made entirely of cheese, rivers flowing with rainbow-colored lava, and villages where the villagers communicate exclusively in beatboxing. Oh, and did we mention the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops? Yeah, they’re a thing here.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a mini-game called “Name That Genitalia” where players compete to come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous names for body parts. Think you can top “Fluffy Unicorn Tunnel” or “Thunderous Love Muscle”? Prove it!
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just discover the true meaning of life hidden within the depths of a pixelated cave. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way.

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CreeperCrafters: Share Your Spooky Stories!
CreeperCrafters, Share, spooky, Stories
Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to encounter the most bizarre and hilarious strangers you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft world.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a random player dressed as a giant chicken starts following you around, clucking non-stop. Or how about stumbling upon a group of players who have built an entire village made out of nothing but TNT? The possibilities are endless on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of evil bunnies, a skyblock world where you have to survive on nothing but a single block of dirt, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls.
So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest and most unforgettable encounters with strangers that will leave you laughing and scratching your head for days! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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GlacierGraveyard
alpine glaciers, climate change, climbers, Corpses, environmental impact, extreme sports, frozen bodies, frozen corpses, glacier retreat, GlacierGraveyard, global warming, Ice, ice excavation, ice melt, ice preservation, long lost, melting glaciers, melting ice, mountain climbing, mountaineering, Mountaineers
Yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got alpine glaciers meltin’ all over da place and guess what? CORPSES of long-lost climbers be poppin’ out like jack-in-the-boxes! It’s like a freakin’ zombie apocalypse but with frozen dudes! Join us if u wanna see some spooky shiz and maybe even make friends with a frozen climber, who knows? It’s a wild ride, bro!

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