| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 467 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 826661 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4799 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2905 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5877 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 270 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 3403 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.
And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1749 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6450 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2310 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.
Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2092 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 8093 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.
So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 6705 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 200 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1769 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 147 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1749 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4030 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8074 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.
But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.
So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1864 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?
With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
