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CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8444
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Emeralds Found:	2414	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Gods Slained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	1476
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

Bitches, Community, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, handheld, Minecraft, PlayStation, portable gaming, psp, PSPless, Server, Sony, Technology, tfw, V, video game console, video games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchantments Applied:	264	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Votes:	528

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	New Chunks Explored:	714218
Runes Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

1. women, 10. discrimination, 11. challenges, 12. opportunities, 13. perspectives, 14. roles, 15. Beliefs, 16. norms, 17. questions, 18. misconceptions, 19. truth, 2. gender, 20. myths., 3. equality, 4. stereotypes, 5. feminism, 6. society, 7. culture, 8. expectations, 9. empowerment, LolCraft, Women

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

/b/s, casuals, cringy, DEBT, Deliver, dickens-dawkins loving, fedora, FedoraCraft, filthy casuals., Fortune 500 companies, higher-tier enlightenment, isogen, KATANA, katana swinging, kisslessly, mall-quality, Mining, niggers, prowl, pseudointellectual, Server, soychodes, swingers, universities, unpaid internships

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9467
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	5443

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

African, Afro-Brazilian, Architecture, Bahia, Brazil, Brazilian, Candomblé, Colorful, cuisine, culture, Diverse, Exploration, heritage, History, Music, Religion, salvador, SalvadorCraft, SPIRITUAL, Traditions, travel, vibrant, Victory, wake

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12

🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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