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Mating Preferences

  • Beauty and the Beastly 1.20.4

    Beauty and the Beastly 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about all that serious stuff! Come join our Minecraft server where we pair up pixelated chickens with pixelated pigs to solve the fertility crisis in a totally wacky way!

    We’ve got villagers wearing funky hats, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers throwing a disco party in the mineshaft!

    Join us for a wild ride of nonsensical fun and questionable decisions! Who needs logic when you can have chaos and laughter in our pixelated wonderland?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure on our server! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fertile Narcissist & Criminal Minecraft Server

    Fertile Narcissist & Criminal Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server if u wanna boost ur fertility like a boss! we got narcissism on fleek and psychopathy for days, u gonna be poppin out babies left and right! plus, if u a dude, criminal behavior gonna make u a stud with all dem ladies. but don’t worry gals, u can still join and not have to worry bout a thing. come on in and let’s make some minecraft babies together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Flyin’ High on Love

    Flyin’ High on Love

    New Minecraft Servers

    COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MALE FRUIT FLIES WHO WILL CHOOSE SEX OVER SAFETY!

    imagine flying around the server, trying to avoid danger but getting distracted by all the hot fruit fly action happening around you. these flies are so into their courtship and sex that they don’t even care about getting hurt.

    join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of fruit fly love and try to survive the madness. who knows, you might even find yourself getting caught up in the romance and forgetting about all the dangers lurking around every corner.

    so come on over and experience the thrill of male fruit flies choosing sex over safety on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. you won’t regret it (probably)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Phull Sappot: Where Creeper’s Cry and Endermen Fly

    Phull Sappot: Where Creeper’s Cry and Endermen Fly

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Allahu AAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the creepers into friendly kittens, but you’ll have to join to find out the rest!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JuggaloCraft: Where clowning around fixes all your blocky problems!

    JuggaloCraft: Where clowning around fixes all your blocky problems!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and become a juggalo to fix all of your problems! Life gets so much simpler once you’re down with the clown and bumping the wicked shit daily. Our server is filled with magic Faygo potions, insane clown mobs, and even a secret underground lair where Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope hang out. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free face paint kit to really embrace your inner juggalo. So come on, join us and let the power of the Dark Carnival guide you to victory in the world of Minecraft! Whoop whoop!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

    TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

    The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

    ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

    JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as O.J. Simpson’s court case? Look no further! Join our server where our lawyer NPCs will fight tooth and nail to prevent any payouts to pesky families like the Goldmans. We promise outrageous legal battles, insane twists, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? Come on in and see if you can outwit our legal team – just don’t expect any payouts!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

    Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the commando lifestyle both in-game and in real life! Join us if you’re tired of being constrained by societal norms like wearing underwear. Our server is a place where you can let it all hang out, both literally and figuratively.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).

    So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP