if you want to experience the ultimate in minecraft madness, join us at 999.OMG.999 and prepare to have your mind blown.
u know how in calculus u gotta do all them functions and stuff? well on this server, the functions are all jagged and monstrous. they’ll make u question everything u thought u knew about math and minecraft. but in a good way, of course.
imagine fighting a giant spider while trying to solve a calculus problem. or building a house out of calculus equations. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.
so if u wanna break ur brain in the best way possible, come join us on this server. just be prepared to never look at math or minecraft the same way again.
and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra shiny because they’re infused with the power of the math constant. so, like, when you mine them, you level up instantly and get, like, superpowers.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base where you can, like, train your own Pokemon and battle other players? yeah, bro, it’s like a whole new world down there.
so, like, if you want to experience the ultimate crossover of math, Pokemon, and Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, bro. it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever go on.
join us and experience the thrill of counting to eleven on your ten fingers! who needs logic when you can have fun like this? come on, don’t be a square, join the madness now!
also, did you know that on this server, if you build a house out of melons, the melons will actually start talking to you? yeah, they’ll tell you jokes and give you advice on how to defeat the evil mobs. it’s like having your own fruity sidekick, dude.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the time when a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. now that’s some next level magic right there, amirite?
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you question reality, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a server where the grass sings show tunes and the zombies breakdance? it’s a total party, bro.
Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could speak Spanish and breakdance like a pro. He ruled over a kingdom of flying pigs and singing cows. But one day, a group of evil llamas invaded and tried to take over the land. That’s where YOU come in! Join our server and help the chicken defeat the llamas with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy. Imagine building a house out of chocolate and marshmallows! Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn appears and grants wishes to all the players. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. How about a pet dragon that can fly you around the map? Easy peasy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Remember, on our server, imaginary numbers are real, but real numbers are imaginary. Mind blown, right? Let’s get building, gamers!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Diamond. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging for that Rainbow Diamond!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. So rest easy knowing that your builds are safe from griefers and trolls.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
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Ever wanted to see what it’s like to survive a nuclear meltdown while mining for diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch out for mutant creepers and radioactive cows as you navigate through our post-apocalyptic world.
But wait, there’s more! Join us for epic quests where you have to clean up toxic waste spills and save the environment one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun?
So why join our server? Because where else can you turn tragic disasters into a comedy goldmine? Come join the madness and see for yourself why our server is the craziest place to play Minecraft!
Looking for a server where you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers.
But wait, there’s more! We have special quests where you can hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken. And don’t forget about our secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a superhero.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Ever wanted to battle dragons while riding a unicorn? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have enchanted weapons, magical potions, and even a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a legendary Krul fan who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat them in a dance-off. And rumor has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and a pet creeper named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Imagine building your dream castle while chatting with French players who will share their “salopes” (treasures) from their regions with you. From baguettes to berets, you’ll experience the true essence of French culture in our virtual world.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on our server that leads to a hidden dungeon filled with croissants and champagne. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your delicious rewards?
So why wait? Join us now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Vive la France!
| Server Type | Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Discord | japiedepapie |
| IP Address | 45.128.157.125:25805 |
A: Add the server IP address to your Minecraft game and request to be added to the whitelist by contacting japiedepapie on Discord.
A: The server is vanilla, with no mods installed.
A: Yes, you can join the server using Minecraft Bedrock edition.
A: Please refer to the server Discord for any rules or guidelines that need to be followed.