join us and experience the thrill of counting to eleven on your ten fingers! who needs logic when you can have fun like this? come on, don’t be a square, join the madness now!
but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.
if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wacky as they come. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his flock and you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom dungeons, where you’ll face off against mobs so tough they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny. But hey, what’s life without a little danger, right?
So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our world!
Our server is the only place where you can watch the latest blockbusters while riding on flying pigs and battling zombies that are dressed up as Hollywood celebrities. Don’t be surprised if you see a creeper cosplaying as Iron Man or a skeleton trying to audition for the next Avengers movie.
But that’s not all! We also have special movie-themed events like “The Great Potato Heist” where players have to sneak into a potato-themed bank vault while being chased by evil potato guards. And let’s not forget about our annual “Oscar Awards” ceremony where players compete for the title of Best Builder, Best Redstone Engineer, and Best Drama Queen.
So come join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared for a cinematic experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get a little crazy around here!
Join us and you’ll be strutting around in the latest pixelated fashion trends, turning heads with your diamond-studded armor and enchanted accessories. Our virtual catwalk is the place to be seen, and you’ll be the talk of the town in no time.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the more attractive you become on our server, the more luck you’ll have in finding rare loot and uncovering hidden treasures. It’s like the Minecraft universe is rewarding you for being fabulous!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the most attractive player in all of blocky land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
first off, did you hear about that helicopter crash that killed the Iranian president? well, turns out it was all because he was tryin’ to get to this server to play some minecraft with us! yeah, he heard about all the epic builds and insane mini-games we got goin’ on here and just had to join in on the action.
but seriously, this server is like no other. we got giant statues of llamas, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret underground base filled with treasure. oh, and did i mention the pet dragons you can ride around on? yeah, it’s pretty freakin’ awesome.
so, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe, come join us! just watch out for any helicopters tryin’ to crash land on ya while you’re playin’. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!
🌷Elysian Gallery hosts a Minecraft bedrock realm for the creative and talented minds out there! This is not an anarchy server, so behave yourself!!🌻ㅤ ♡
⁺ 16+ Only!
⁺ w/ addons! (armor, food, magic, etc.)
⁺ we just started, so you won’t be behind!
⁺ very welcoming! we’d love to give you gifts and help you get started.
⁺ Make beautiful builds, create a story, and make friends with us here!
₍ᐢ. ̯ .ᐢ₎+ This realm is hosted in a server. You must apply and be accepted (it’s fast dw) before being in the realm. Thanks :}
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is this server for players of all ages? | No, this server is for players aged 16 and older. |
| What addons are available on the server? | Addons for armor, food, magic, and more are available. |
| How can I join the realm? | You must apply and be accepted before being able to join the realm. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, this is not an anarchy server so griefing is not allowed. |
| Are there any rules I need to follow? | Yes, players are expected to behave themselves and respect others on the server. |
1. Our server is powered by a magical unicorn that farts rainbows, giving you extra luck in finding diamonds! 2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against aliens and robots for ultimate bragging rights. 3. We have a secret underground society of talking chickens that will trade you rare items for corn kernels. 4. The main currency on our server is actually chocolate bars, because who needs boring old emeralds? 5. Every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs busting out their best dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
