2024 Best math jokes New Minecraft Servers

MelonMadnessCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where you can buy 60 watermelons and 40 cantaloupes without anyone questioning it! like, who needs that many fruits in a virtual world? only the true legends, that’s who.
we have a secret underground society of villagers who are obsessed with trading ridiculous amounts of random items. want to trade 100 diamonds for a stack of dirt? no problem! our villagers will hook you up.

rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. but be warned, the ocean is guarded by a giant squid named squishy who will only let you pass if you tell him a joke. better start practicing your best puns!

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night? some say it’s the spirit of a player who got lost in the nether and never found their way back. others say it’s just a glitch in the matrix. either way, it’s pretty freakin’ hilarious.

so come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical minecraft server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of watermelons. you’re gonna need ’em.

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AccentCraft

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat rap like eminem. we also got a secret underground disco party where all da mobs get down and boogie.
if u join our server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil chicken army led by a giant chicken named cluckzilla.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava? it’s lit, literally. so come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a dancing creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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SweatTrackersMC

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so, like, have you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s, like, totally next level? well, do we have the server for you! our server is so epic, it’s like a band-aid for your soul, tracking all the important stuff you need to know.
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, and suddenly, your band-aid starts beeping. you’re like, “oh snap, i need to check my health indicators!” and you realize you’ve been playing minecraft for, like, 10 hours straight. but it’s all good, cuz our server has got your back.

not only that, but our server is, like, super non-invasive. you don’t have to worry about anyone invading your space or stealing your diamonds. it’s all about peace, love, and minecraft.

oh, and did we mention that our server is perfect for diabetic players? yeah, that’s right. we cater to all types of players, even those with special health needs. so come join us on the most epic minecraft server of all time. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Crusalis Geopolitical Node Wars: Where Villagers Rule and Blocks are Serious Business

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Server Name CRUSALIS

Server Type Geopolitical historically accurate Minecraft server

Features Fun VC grind sessions, raids, wars, nation building

Server IP crusalis.net

Community Victorix

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server? To join the server, you need to connect using the IP address: crusalis.net. It is a premium Minecraft server, so make sure you have a valid Minecraft account.

What is the Victorix community? Victorix is the community associated with the CRUSALIS server. You can join their Discord server using this link: https://discord.com/invite/Q3pHvv7h. Make sure to verify and mention Mado as your inviter.

What can I do on the server? You can participate in fun VC grind sessions, go on raids, engage in wars with other nations, and help build your nation. The server is iteration-based, with each new iteration introducing new content and themes.

Can I contribute to building nations on the server? Yes, you can contribute to nation-building on the server. Currently, players are working on building Armavir (Armenia) by organizing forces for victory. Join the server to play with skilled players and contribute to the collective effort for victory.

We hope to see you on the CRUSALIS server and Victorix community! Join us for an immersive historical Minecraft experience.

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LazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of all those try-hard Minecraft servers where everyone is constantly grinding and sweating to be the best? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage doing absolutely nothing and just chilling out!
Join us for epic events like the “Lazy Olympics” where the goal is to see who can AFK the longest without getting kicked. Or participate in our “Nap Time Build Battle” where players compete to build the comfiest bed in the game.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club called the “Slacker Society” where members gather to discuss the best ways to avoid doing any actual work in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only goal is to take it easy and have a good time, then come join us! Who needs diamonds when you can just lay back and relax?

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HeroCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you daring adventurers out there!
Join us and become a hero of epic proportions! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Portal to the Land of Unicorns, where rainbows are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a hero of our time! Just watch out for the evil Villager Mafia and their dastardly schemes to take over the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat them and save our pixelated paradise. Let the adventure begin!

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Fiancee’s Niece Flower DramaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a family feud over a flower girl at a wedding!
Join us for a child-free gaming experience, just like this couple’s wedding dreams (minus the grandparents as flower girls, unfortunately). But watch out, because one glass of wine at family dinner could lead to unexpected exceptions for nieces and nephews!

Experience the thrill of navigating through wedding FAQs and making tough decisions about who gets to be part of the big day. Will you be the one to stand your ground against family pressure, or will you cave in like a poorly built sandcastle?

So come on down to our server, where the only family drama you’ll encounter is deciding who gets to be the flower girl in your virtual wedding. Just remember, no children allowed (unless they’re virtual flower girls, of course)!

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NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to those days because on our server, you’ll never have to do those things again!
Join our server and you’ll never have to mine for diamonds again because we have a magical diamond tree that grows unlimited diamonds for you to pick! And forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can live in a giant flying taco that shoots lasers at creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled maze. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss mob, the giant chicken of doom, who shoots fireballs from its beak!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft forever!

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KindCraft: Kindness Quest

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So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, when suddenly a player comes up to you and hands you a diamond pickaxe. But get this – they didn’t just give it to you out of the goodness of their heart. No, they told you that this pickaxe was forged by the legendary Ender Dragon herself and has the power to mine through bedrock like it’s butter. And that’s not all – they also whispered in your ear that if you join their server, you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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PutinModiCraft Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when all of a sudden, PUTIN and MODI show up in the game! they’re like, “hey, we need all the epic gamers to join our server because we’re gonna take over the world together!” and you’re just like, “HECK YEAH, sign me up!”
so, apparently, Russia is gonna help all the Indians who are working in the Russian Army to come back home, but only if they join this EPIC minecraft server first! like, how crazy is that? you get to play minecraft with world leaders AND help save people at the same time! it’s like a win-win situation, bro.

so, if you wanna be a part of this wild adventure and maybe even become best friends with Putin and Modi, then you gotta join this server ASAP! who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a BLAST!

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MaskedGrieferGazan

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Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. And get this, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball.
We also got this crazy story about this dude who was just minding his own business, building his house, when BAM, he gets attacked by a bunch of masked men. But don’t worry, he’s a tough cookie and he’s gonna bounce back stronger than ever.

So if you wanna join a server where the adventures are wilder than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster, then come on over. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

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Server Name	CRUSALIS
Server Type	Geopolitical historically accurate Minecraft server
Features	Fun VC grind sessions, raids, wars, nation building
Server IP	crusalis.net
Community	Victorix

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