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Bored Calculators Server
lol this server is so lit, even calculators are like “bro, this math is too easy for me”. like, we have so many crazy builds and epic adventures that even the most hardcore gamers will be like “woah, this is next level shiz”. join us if you want to ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamond blocks. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! -
Blocky Math Masters
come join our epic minecraft server where u can flex ur real-world maths skills and show off ur brain power! forget school arithmetic, we got complex maths problems straight from the markets in india! u think u can solve them? prove it! but beware, only 1% of players have been able to crack these mind-bending puzzles. and if u struggle with simple problems, don’t worry, our non-working children in schools are here to help u out. join now for a chance to be the ultimate math wizard in minecraft history! -
Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft
So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally! -
PizzaCraft: Toppings Math Mystery
Are you tired of getting ripped off by pizza places that skimp on your extra toppings? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have unlimited toppings for all your pizza-making needs!Join us and experience the magic of creating a pizza with so many toppings that it defies the laws of physics. Want 10 pounds of pepperoni on your pizza? No problem! How about a mountain of pineapple? We got you covered.
And the best part? No matter how many toppings you add, you’ll still end up with the same total number of toppings on your pizza. It’s like a delicious, cheesy math puzzle that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and hunger.
So come join us on our server and let your pizza-making dreams run wild. Just be prepared for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds).
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TardyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with drama at your private school? Do you need a break from all the academic stress and social pressures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more worrying about scholarships, bullies, or annoying classmates. Instead, dive into a world of endless possibilities and endless fun.
On our server, you can team up with other players to build epic structures, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome monsters. And who knows, you might even make some unexpected friendships along the way – just like the unlikely duo of (15M) and Allen!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing together!
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ToddlerGlamStopperMC
Are you tired of your daughter being bombarded with “girlie” gifts like makeup and hair care products on other servers? Join our server where we encourage curiosity about the stars, the oceans, history, science, and math from a young age! No more gender norms here, just pure exploration and fun! Plus, our in-laws are all highly educated and career-driven, so your daughter will be inspired to reach for the stars (literally)! Say goodbye to societal expectations and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server! Join now and let your daughter’s imagination run wild! -
Crafty Calculus Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve cracked the code to creating the ultimate player experience! Join us and witness the epic showdown of Chuds vs. Latinx vs. Turks vs. Finns vs. Russians in a battle for dominance like you’ve never seen before! Will you be the one to unite all these diverse groups and create the most epic alliance in Minecraft history? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chaos begin! -
NoobMasterFlex Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our server is run by a 32-year-old computer science genius who just learned how to do percentages in a calculator. If that doesn’t scream “quality server,” I don’t know what does.Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!
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My Calcu-Lashions Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw parties every night! Join us for a chance to boogie with the green guys and maybe even learn some sick dance moves yourself.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the skies. Who needs an elytra when you have a squadron of flying swine at your disposal?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden carrots. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy appetite for golden carrots!