Matgonian Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LifeSucksButNotOnOurMCServer

anger, anxiety, Challenges, depression, Despair, Difficulties, Disappointment, existential crisis, Frustration, Hardships, hate, Life, LifeSucksButNotOnOurMCServer, Negativity, Obstacles, Pain, regret, Sadness, serious, Struggles, Suffering

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Divine Spears Created:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Farms Harvested:	623
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Tired of the real world bringing you down? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and forget about all your troubles! Join us and say goodbye to annoying bosses, traffic jams, and bad hair days. Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and endless diamonds? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life now!

StreetLootCraft

bizarre items, curious artifacts, odd street finds, Oddities, out of place, peculiar findings, peculiar items, peculiar sightings, quirky objects, random encounters, Rare Treasures, strange discoveries, strange objects, street finds, StreetLootCraft, surprising finds, uncommon treasures, unexpected discoveries, unique discoveries, UNUSUAL, unusual sightings

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Towns Built:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Have you ever stumbled upon a unicorn riding a unicycle while juggling flaming swords on the street? No? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyThieves: Blinken’s Bedrock Blunder

40 thieves, Ali Baba, arab world, bedrock, blinken, Blinken meeting, Blinkens, blunder, Conflict Resolution, CraftyThieves, Diplomacy, diplomacy breakdown, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic incident, Emirati, Emirati-Palestinian relations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Palestinian, political tension, shouting match, us foreign policy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	114	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

HEY YOU!! YEAH YOU!! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES WOULD WANNA BE A PART OF IT??

THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, THAT EVEN EMIRATI AND PALESTINIAN DUDES HAD A SHOUTING MATCH ABOUT IT DURING A BLINKEN MEETING!! LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE??

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CAKE!!

JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!! 🎮🔥🍰

AgentBlock007

#undercover mission, action, AgentBlock007, aston martin, British, classic, Conspicuous, DB5, Espionage, famous character, film, gadget, iconic, james bond, luxury car, Movie, revolving number plates, secret agent, silver, Spy, Thriller

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

u want a minecraft server that is as crazy as james bond’s revolving number plates? well, look no further cuz this server is like driving a silver DB5 in the middle of a rainbow parade!

join us for the most epic adventures you can imagine, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens or building a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

we have the friendliest community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic pranks. plus, our moderators are like secret agents, always watching out for any creepers trying to ruin the fun.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience! who needs a silver DB5 when you can have this much fun?!

PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft

body image, correlation, firearms, gun control, gun ownership, Insecurity, male psychology, Masculinity, mens health, mental health, penis size, PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft, personal satisfaction, research findings, self esteem, self-perception, societal norms, statistical analysis, survey results, toxic masculinity, weapon possession

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Runes Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.

so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.

Survival Legends: Where mining for diamonds is easier than finding a real job! 1.20.4 Economy AuraSkills AuctionHouse land-claims US/EU Based

1.20.4, Active, Auctionhouse, auraskills, Based, Community, Craft, diamonds, Discord, easier, Economy, Environment, Experience, finding, Friends, Fun, improve, Ip:, Job, Landclaims, Legends, Memories, Mining, Open, Play, player, real, Server, smp, Staff, supportive, Survival, USEU, ushering, Wonderful

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	105	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	2498

Survival Legends
Server Type	Survival-lite SMP
Core Aspect	Free 2 play with in-game economy
Community	Community of friends focused on fun and good memories
Staff	Active and supportive staff
IP	SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is the server free to play?

Yes, the server is free to play and all in-game items are obtainable within the built-in economy.

What type of server is Survival Legends?

Survival Legends is a Survival-lite SMP server focused on creating a fun and memorable experience for players.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com

Is there a Discord server for Survival Legends?

Yes, there is a Discord server for Survival Legends. You can join us at: https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

Are there active staff members on the server?

Yes, Survival Legends has an active and supportive staff who work to ensure that players can enjoy the server to the fullest.

How can I contribute to improving the server?

You can provide feedback and suggestions to the staff members on the server or on the Discord server. Your input is valuable in helping us fine-tune and improve the server.

What can I expect when playing on Survival Legends?

You can expect a welcoming community, fun gameplay, and a supportive staff team who are dedicated to providing a great experience for all players.

Are there any rules I should be aware of on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules posted on the server or on the Discord server.

Can I invite my friends to play on Survival Legends?

Yes, you are encouraged to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of the Survival Legends community.

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

creepy, creepycraft, creepypasta, fear, Gaming, Help, Horror, internet, irrational fear, Mario, meme, mental health, Minecraft, online bullying, Online Community, Phobia, retard, Scared, Server, Therapy, trolling, TV screen, video games

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40

Are you tired of boring old creepypastas scaring you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing reaching out at you is a friendly blocky hand offering you diamonds! Forget about Mario creeping you out, on our server, he’s too busy mining for resources to bother you. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those silly creepypastas. So come join us and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

4/10 men, attractiveness, BaldCraft, balding, body image, cars, CHUBBY, Confidence, dating app, dating struggles, discrimination, Insecurity, Jealousy, Men, Minecraft, non-obese girlfriends, physical appearance, Poor, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, short, skinny fat, societal standards, Thrive

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

MomMoveOutCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, family, guilt tripping, Helping, MomMoveOutCraft, moving out, newly weds, personal situation, personal space, relationships, rent free, Support, telling my mom it’s time to move out, Therapy, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Towns Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of feeling like you’re walking on eggshells in your own home? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the guilt trips and drama of real life? Look no further!

Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal space and boundaries.

Embark on quests, battle monsters, and explore new worlds without the fear of someone guilt tripping you into letting them stay rent-free. Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can focus on having fun and building epic creations.

So come join us and leave the guilt trips behind! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and start building your dream world, guilt-free!

CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6257	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!