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Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Crops Grown:	8792	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Buildings Constructed:	24

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Zombie Dances:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4229	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Villages Defended:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1228	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ores Mined:	3901	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!