maternity leave Minecraft Servers

Maternity Leave

  • JoblessHubbyNoMore

    JoblessHubbyNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than your husband’s excuses for not finding a job? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few nannies paid for with credit card cash advances (but don’t worry, they’re virtual nannies in the game, not real ones).

    Our server is the perfect escape for stay-at-home dads who need a break from reality and want to live out their wildest fantasies of maxing out credit cards on in-game purchases. Who needs a job when you can have an allowance in the virtual world, am I right?

    Forget boring responsibilities like mowing the lawn and shoveling the driveway – on our server, you can spend your days drinking, gaming, and complaining about your spouse to anyone who will listen. And if anyone dares to call you out on your antics, just yell that you’re “trying” and they’re being a “bitch” for not letting you have your freedom.

    So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only job you need is to have fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WorkCraft: No AFK Wives, Just Blocks

    WorkCraft: No AFK Wives, Just Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life interruptions? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and uninterrupted gaming experience, where you can focus on building your dream world without any nappy-changing emergencies.

    Our server is the perfect place for hard-working gamers who just want to relax and unwind without being called selfish or told to stop pissing anyone off. Say goodbye to unfair advantages and hello to a fair and fun gaming environment.

    Join us now and enjoy uninterrupted gaming sessions, where the only interruptions you’ll face are creepers trying to blow up your creations. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where your work hours are respected and your gaming experience is top-notch. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CabinFeverNoMore

    CabinFeverNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise! Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who love the countryside more than you love diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own virtual countryside without any annoying mosquitoes or poor toilets!

    Join us and experience the joy of growing virtual tomatoes and cucumbers without breaking a sweat (unless you’re mining for diamonds, of course). Our server has AC in every virtual house, so you can stay cool while your virtual spouse enjoys the cold breeze. And don’t worry about tough roads, because we have virtual strollers that can glide over any terrain with ease.

    So why stay in a real countryside when you can escape to our Minecraft server and create your own perfect oasis? Join now and leave your real-life drama behind – after all, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your own virtual destiny!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HubbyNoPaternityLeaveLOL

    HubbyNoPaternityLeaveLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of taking maternity and paternity leave to care for your newborn baby! Unlike some parents who think you should recover in just 1-2 weeks after giving birth (seriously, who are these people?), we believe in giving you the time you need to heal and bond with your little one.

    On our server, we have a special “Baby Block” where new parents can build cribs, diaper changing stations, and even virtual baby monitors to keep an eye on their little bundles of joy. Plus, we have a “Parental Support” group where you can vent about in-laws who think they know everything about childbirth (looking at you, Korea).

    Join us on this crazy adventure of parenthood in Minecraft, where you can take all the time you need to recover and care for your baby without any judgment. And hey, who knows, maybe your virtual baby will grow up to be a Minecraft pro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MaternityMadnessMC

    MaternityMadnessMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more reliable than a pregnant woman’s friend for a ride to work? Look no further! Our server is so dependable, you won’t have to worry about being stranded without a ride ever again!

    Join now and experience the thrill of never having to beg your friend’s partner to give you a lift because they got you pregnant. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about carpooling drama and workplace transportation woes.

    Don’t be like the friend in this story who couldn’t handle not having a ride to work – join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a driving school nearby when you have a Minecraft server that’s always there for you?

    So come on, join us and leave all your transportation troubles behind. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to guilt trip anyone into giving you a ride – it’s all about fun and games here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RentCraft Minecraft Server

    RentCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and equal housing opportunities… or do we? Join us for a wild ride of baby mama drama and mortgage madness!

    Picture this: you’re happily building your blocky empire when suddenly, you find out you’re pregnant! But wait, there’s more – your partner suggests you move in with him and pay rent, effectively turning him into your landlord. Talk about a plot twist!

    But fear not, because on our server, we encourage outrageous housing arrangements and questionable financial decisions. Why split the mortgage when you can pay rent to your baby daddy instead? It’s a win-win… for someone!

    So come on down to our server and experience the joys of virtual cohabitation, where the rent is high and the drama is even higher. Who needs a stable housing situation when you can have a virtual landlord/partner/baby daddy all in one? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabysitBailoutCraft

    BabysitBailoutCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server ever! 🤪

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like helping your sister with her kids? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can escape to a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your house! 💥

    Join us for a week of non-stop action, where you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic structures to worry about family obligations. Plus, who needs a car when you can ride a pig across the map? 🐷

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only kids you have to deal with are the baby villagers running around causing mischief. And hey, if you ever feel overwhelmed, just remember that your virtual sister won’t be asking you to make dinner or help with chores! 🍗

    So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs to take care of 2 kids when you can take care of 50 virtual wolves instead? 🐺🐺🐺

    Join now and escape the madness of family obligations for a week of pure Minecraft mayhem! 🎮💥🤣

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EMT Networks

    EMT Networks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Epicminetime-Hub

    The Bridge between all Epicminetime’s servers. Join the Hub to try all types of gemeplay we have to offer in our servers! We currently have 3 servers, and each server has it’s own unique style of gameplay. More servers are to be added so there wil always be a gametype of your liking!

    ✰Friendly staff! ✰always up to date! ✰DDos protection ✰Run by experienced owners

    play.epicminetime.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Moon

    Moon

    New Minecraft Servers

    Beautiful dungeons, artmaps, voice chat, emotions and a lot of interesting things. Waiting for you.

    moon.gomc.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ATon2s Server

    ATon2s Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    ATon2’s Server

    This server has everything I could have possibly put on it. It’s got the following great things:

    – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – PvP – Survival Games – Worldedit – Minigames – CopsNRobbers

    These are all spread out between three different servers! Come join us and experience EVERYTHING!

    play.aton2.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP