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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 3007 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Potions Brewed: | 191 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!