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  • Vaginal Births R Us

    Vaginal Births R Us
    so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

    u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

    and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

    so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

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  • BraCraft Minecraft Server

    BraCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can express yourself freely? Look no further than our server! We welcome all players, no matter what they choose to wear in-game or in real life.

    Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you want to build a modest crop top house or rock maternity biker shorts armor. Our community is all about acceptance and fun, so come on in and show off your unique style!

    Don’t let anyone tell you how to dress, especially not in a virtual world. Join our server and be free to be yourself, no matter how “disrespectful” your outfit may seem to others. We celebrate individuality and self-expression, so come join us for a wild and wacky time!

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws and a husband who can’t handle a little belly action? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can show off your pregnant belly in whatever dress you please without fear of being called names. Our community is all about embracing individuality and freedom of expression, so come on in and let your bump shine! Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated midwives are top-notch and can help deliver your blocky bundle of joy in no time. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not in the world of Minecraft!

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  • BabyCraft: Adding to the Fam!

    BabyCraft: Adding to the Fam!
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ like a pregnancy test with a plus sign! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya!

    First off, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! Who needs to mine when you got flying bling-bling pigs?

    Secondly, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are also expert hackers. They’ll protect your builds from any griefers and trolls with their mad llama skills.

    And last but not least, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!

    So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BabyBumpHatCraft

    BabyBumpHatCraft
    Join our epic Minecraft server where the only rule is to survive while wearing your unborn child as a hat! Trust me, it’s the latest fashion trend in the Minecraft world. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • PreggoCraft: Eating for Two!

    PreggoCraft: Eating for Two!
    Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the ultimate poop party! We have toilets made of diamonds and poop cannons that shoot rainbows! You can even ride a flying toilet around the map while throwing poop at your friends! Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to make poop jokes all day long. So come join us and start shiting for two in the most outrageous way possible!

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