u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!
Join our server if you want to witness the chaos that ensues when “I coom in Moom’s womb” decides to prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas or turning their farms into giant mushrooms. But be warned, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you accidentally fall into a pit of lava!
So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to watch your back because you never know what kind of shenanigans “I coom in Moom’s womb” has up their sleeve next!
But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.
If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.
Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you want to build a modest crop top house or rock maternity biker shorts armor. Our community is all about acceptance and fun, so come on in and show off your unique style!
Don’t let anyone tell you how to dress, especially not in a virtual world. Join our server and be free to be yourself, no matter how “disrespectful” your outfit may seem to others. We celebrate individuality and self-expression, so come join us for a wild and wacky time!
First off, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! Who needs to mine when you got flying bling-bling pigs?
Secondly, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are also expert hackers. They’ll protect your builds from any griefers and trolls with their mad llama skills.
And last but not least, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join our server and experience the joy of riding pigs dressed in tutus while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Want to improve your everyday life? How about a small change like being able to turn your enemies into giant walking tacos with just a flick of your wand?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the dancing creeper who can teach you the art of breakdancing while exploding in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest hits.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of craziness that will significantly improve the quality of your Minecraft life!
| IP | pvp.ironcladnetwork.us |
|---|---|
| Port | 25555 (Bedrock supported) |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork |
Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.
Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles.
Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use hacks or Xray on the server? | No, any form of hacking or Xray use will not be tolerated. |
| Is item duplication allowed? | No, duplication of items is against the rules. |
| What happens if I use discriminatory language? | Any form of homophobic/racist language will result in swift action. |
| Are glitches or exploits allowed? | No, exploiting glitches or using game-breaking bugs is strictly prohibited. |
| How should I interact with the staff? | Respect the staff, follow their guidance, and keep the community positive. |
Join this server because it will make you question reality more than that time you tried to eat a whole watermelon in one sitting.
The community here is like a bunch of crazy 4chan anons on a sugar rush – you never know what they’re gonna come up with next!
So, if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, shizo-crazy Minecraft server, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back to boring old reality.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can assert your dominance as a 6ft 2 giant and show those pesky pharmacists who’s boss. No more waiting for 1.5 hours just to get a shot while they chat with their friends – on our server, you’re the one in control.
With crazy confrontations and unexpected twists at every turn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on down and let loose in a world where you can finally be the bigger person (literally). Join now for a dose of fun that’s sure to cure your boredom!
build your own taco stand, ride donkeys through the desert, and battle it out with cactus monsters. we got sombreros for days and piñatas filled with diamonds.
come join us on this wild ride and let’s make america mexicana the best place to mine and craft! VIVA LA MEXICO! 🌵🌮💎
| Server Information |
|---|
| Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685 |
| Modpack: CurseForge |
| Worldborder: 10k x 10k |
| TPS: 20 |
Step into a world of shadowy landscapes and calculated conflict. Penumbralcraft offers an immersive experience for players who enjoy atmospheric environments and the challenges of survival and PvP.
Explore Eldritch Biomes, engage in strategic PvP, build impenetrable fortresses, and immerse yourself in the ambiance. Unleash your creativity and thrive in this unique Minecraft server.
No, griefing is not allowed. However, combat and stealing are allowed during gameplay.
The worldborder is set at 10k x 10k, with a pre-generated map that expands every day.
The server uses the CurseForge modpack for Minecraft version 1.20.1.
You can join the server by using the IP address: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685 or join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/hYWYT9hA4w