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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9324 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”
so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.