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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9256 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”
so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.