maternal mortality Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Baby Boom Server

age-activated, autonomous self-destruct mechanism, baby, biological adaptation, boom, Childbirth, childbirth complications, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanism, evolutionary theory, genetic programming, life-threatening process, maternal instincts, maternal mortality, maternal mortality rate, natural selection, Prevention, reproductive health, reproductive system, Server, survival instinct

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	New Chunks Explored:	501799
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

yo, dis server be so lit dat even evolution be shook! like, imagine playin on a server where u gotta survive childbirth just to respawn in the game. it’s like hardcore mode but on steroids, fam. join us if u wanna experience the ultimate challenge and see if u can beat evolution at its own game. plus, we got diamond armor for all the newborns, cuz why not? come thru and see if u got what it takes to survive the ultimate test of life and death, yo!

PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition

bird, bird flu, Edition, flu, global health, health, Infectious Disease, influenza, maternal health, maternal mortality, medical study, mortality, mortality rate, pandemic, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, public health, research, respiratory illness, risk factors, study, unborn babies, Virus

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	184	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where pregnant women and unborn babies get bird flu and DIE?? well u have now!! come join our server for the ultimate challenge – try not to die from bird flu while building ur epic minecraft creations!! trust us, it’s a real hoot (get it? bird flu? hoot? lol) so come on down and see if u have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!! #birdfluchallenge #minecraftmadness #dontcatchthebirdflu

License to Mine: Undoc Edition

access to healthcare, birth outcomes, community health, drivers’ licenses, Edition, Healthcare, immigration, improve, infant mortality, License, marginalized populations, maternal health, maternal mortality, policy impact, prenatal care, public health, public policy, research, social services, States, Undoc, undocumented immigrants, vulnerable communities

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Items Found:	1891	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

PreggoCraft: Surrogate Struggles

assisted reproduction, Canadian cohort study, fertility assistance, fertility treatments, gestational carriers, gestational surrogacy, high-risk pregnancies, hypertensive disorders of pregnancy, maternal health, maternal morbidity, maternal mortality, postpartum hemorrhage, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, pregnancy risks, pregnancy surrogacy, pregnancy surrogates, reproductive health, severe maternal morbidity, Struggles, surrogate, surrogate risks

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE STORIES? WELL, YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER, BECAUSE WE GOT IT ALL!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)

BlockyRightsViolation

Abortion bans, Amnesty International, anti-choice, BlockyRightsViolation, bodily autonomy, gender equality, global advocacy, government interference, healthcare access, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal restrictions, maternal mortality, pro-choice, public health, Report, reproductive rights, Social Impact, social justice, women’s empowerment, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Votes:	7568
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

so, liek, u know how sum servers r all boring and stuff? well dis server is da opposite of dat. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead. it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it.

u gotta join dis server cuz it’s da only place where u can ride a pig into battle against a dragon. and, get dis, if u find a diamond, it turns into a real diamond IRL. like, whaaaat?!

also, did i mention dat da mods on dis server are actually wizards? they can make ur dreams come true with just a flick of their wand. it’s like Hogwarts, but with more explosions.

so, if u wanna have da time of ur life and experience da most epic adventures ever, join dis server now. u won’t regret it. trust me, i’m a unicorn.

PreggoCraft420

Cannabis, Fetal development, gestational diabetes, Guidelines, health risks, high blood pressure, Marijuana, maternal health, maternal mortality, maternal well-being, Medical research, placental complications, preeclampsia, PreggoCraft420, Pregnancy, pregnancy outcomes, prenatal care, public health, risk factors, substance use, weight gain

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like there’s no tomorrow! we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you! why join? well, because on our server, using cannabis during pregnancy actually gives you superpowers! you’ll have high blood pressure? nah, you’ll have high building skills! preeclampsia? more like preepicness! weight gains? who cares when you’re flying around on a dragon! placental complications? pfft, we’ll just build a new one out of diamonds! and gestational diabetes? not on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for gold! so come join us and experience the most lit minecraft server ever! N= 316,722 players can’t be wrong!

CreeperLoveCraft: Preventable Deaths & Baby Creepers

baby, CreeperLoveCraft, CREEPERS, deaths, depression, health problems, healthcare access, intimate partner issues, leading cause of death, maternal health, maternal mortality, mental health, mental health awareness, postpartum, postpartum individuals, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, pregnant individuals, Preventable, risk factors, social support, substance abuse, SUICIDE, University of Michigan researchers

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3240
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	86	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

so like, u know how minecraft is like, the best game ever right? well, imagine a server where u can like, build ur own baby bump and give birth to lil block babies! but like, watch out cuz there are creepers everywhere tryna blow up ur maternity ward! join our server and experience the thrill of being a pregnant block person in a world full of danger and excitement! plus, u can like, battle ur postpartum depression by fighting off zombies and skeletons with ur trusty diamond sword! it’s like therapy but with more explosions! come join us and see if u have what it takes to survive pregnancy and motherhood in the world of minecraft!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	196
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	7

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Alien Abductions:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	6055
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Villages Defended:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Items Found:	8946
Votes:	9934	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	106	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7979	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.