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Maternal Health

  • VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

    VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

    YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

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  • PreggoCraft: CBD Chaos!

    PreggoCraft: CBD Chaos!
    so, like, u know how u love playing minecraft, right? well, imagine playing on a server where the blocks are made of CBD! like, imagine building a house out of CBD blocks and then getting attacked by a zombie made of CBD, lolz.

    but wait, there’s more! apparently, if u play on this server while pregnant, ur baby in the game will be, like, super weird. they’ll do all sorts of crazy stuff and their brains will be all messed up from the CBD. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft madness!

    so, if u wanna experience the wackiest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, join us now! just be prepared for some seriously strange adventures and mind-blowing moments. trust us, u won’t regret it!

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  • PreggoStressPubertyFun

    PreggoStressPubertyFun
    yo, u ever heard of a server where if ur mom was stressed when she was preggo with u, u enter puberty earlier? well, welcome to our wacky minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of early puberty! imagine mining for diamonds while dealing with hormonal mood swings and sudden growth spurts. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least u get to experience serious health consequences later in life in a virtual world! join us for a puberty party like no other, where every block u break brings u one step closer to adulthood. puberty never looked so pixelated!

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  • BabyBoomCraft

    BabyBoomCraft
    join dis minecraft server cuz we got baby zombies runnin around like crazy after dat texas abortion ban! dey be poppin up everywhere, causin chaos and mayhem for all players. u gotta protect urself from deez lil’ rascals while tryin to build ur epic base and survive in dis crazy world. come join da fun and see if u can outsmart dem baby zombies and be da last one standin! it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!

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  • BlockyBabyBoom: Preventing Premature Pixels

    BlockyBabyBoom: Preventing Premature Pixels
    So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz, like, it’s been proven by science dat it can, like, totally help reduce da risk of early birth and, like, save newborns from, like, certain doom and stuff. Like, imagine being a hero in Minecraft and saving virtual babies from early birth just by playing on dis server. It’s like a superhero mission, but in blocky pixel form. So, like, come join us and be a part of dis amazing journey to save Minecraft babies from early birth and stuff. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

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  • MomNotPreggoAITA

    MomNotPreggoAITA
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have as much drama as this poor player’s relationship with their mom!

    Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting – without the stress of family dynamics getting in the way. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re planning your 4th virtual baby or just looking to escape the real world for a bit.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can actually help you conceive in-game! Who needs a flat pelvic arch when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on over and join us for some fun – because let’s face it, dealing with family drama in real life is way harder than surviving a creeper attack in Minecraft.

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  • CesareanCraft: Labor vs. Loot

    CesareanCraft: Labor vs. Loot
    so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make ur brain explode with joy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life.

    imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly ur surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. they start breakdancing and singing show tunes while u try to figure out where the heck u are. then, out of nowhere, a giant rainbow unicorn flies down from the sky and offers u a quest to find the mystical diamond pickaxe of destiny.

    but wait, there’s more! as u venture through the land, u come across a village of talking chickens who challenge u to a dance-off. u bust out ur best flossing moves and impress the chickens so much that they make u their king. u now rule over a kingdom of feathered subjects who worship u as their dance god.

    if that’s not enough to convince u to join this server, then how about this: every full moon, the entire world transforms into a giant disco party where u can boogie down with creepers and zombies until the sun rises. it’s like a rave in the land of blocks, and u don’t wanna miss out.

    so come on, join us on this epic adventure of craziness and fun. who knows what wacky shenanigans u’ll get into next? just remember to bring ur dancing shoes and a sense of humor, cuz things are about to get wild on this minecraft server.

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  • Skeletons & Preggos Server

    Skeletons & Preggos Server
    Yo, listen up! This server is the bomb diggity, I’m tellin’ ya! Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, there are always pregnant people walkin’ around, like ALL the time. And get this, the average number of skeletons per body is higher than one! Can you believe it? It’s like a freakin’ skeleton party up in here! So if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans and have a blast, join this server NOW! You won’t regret it, I promise!

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  • VaxxedMomsCraft: No C-Sections, No Stress!

    VaxxedMomsCraft: No C-Sections, No Stress!
    join dis epic minecraft server where pregnant women who have been vaccinated against covid-19 are less likely to have a caesarean section or experience hypertension, just like in dis study! our server is like a magical vaccine that protects u from all da bad stuff in da game. we evaluated da effectiveness of COVID vaccinations for pregnant women and found dat dey had increased risks associated with da virus, but not on our server! come join us and have a safe and healthy pregnancy in Minecraft land. who knew vaccines could be so lit in a blocky world? come build, survive, and thrive with us!

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  • MilkCraft: Plant Power!

    MilkCraft: Plant Power!
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the plants are, like, super smart and can, like, make baby formula out of thin air. it’s, like, magic, man. you gotta join this server if you wanna see plants doing things plants shouldn’t be doing. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft craziness. plus, the plants are, like, super friendly and will give you all the nutrition you need. who needs breast milk or baby formula when you have plant magic, amirite? join now and witness the wonders of engineered plants in minecraft. it’s gonna blow your mind, man.

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