but seriously, come join our server for all the crazy adventures and epic battles. we even have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot and fight off evil mobs. plus, our community is like, super friendly and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!
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we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.
join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a horde of mutant llamas, mine for diamonds in a bottomless pit, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, who will challenge you to a duel for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our totally insane world? Join us today and let the craziness begin!
| Description |
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| Calling this a survival server would be an understatement. Rather this server acts as a way for people to experience power, loss, and greed. Kingdoms are likely to form and with them, so are alliances. Wars can break out, spying can occur and betrayals can happen. |
| Intentions: This server will at its core be built for the players. You are free to build and conquer any area you see fit. Your medieval kingdom can stretch the whole server if time allows. Admins are there to serve the players and their wants. |
| Basic Guidelines: This server is medieval. There is no modern. Nordic, Rustic, etc.. building types are fine but nothing industrial or modern (this also means steampunk). No skyscrapers or car roads. War is not all-out griefing and chaos. When your group exceeds 5 players, you can form a kingdom. |
| The world is 4000×4000 to encourage closer kingdoms and more interaction such as trading alliances and possibly, war. Discord Link: https://discord.gg/P3qqPHrEGT |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I build modern structures on the server? | No, the server is strictly medieval themed. Only natural material-based structures are allowed. |
| How many players are needed to form a kingdom? | When your group exceeds 5 players, you can form a kingdom. |
| Is there a size limit to kingdoms? | No, your medieval kingdom can stretch the whole server if time allows. |
| What happens if the majority of the server wants a change? | There will be a vote to decide on any changes requested by the majority of players. |
Our server is so popular that even the villagers in Minecraft have heard about it and are lining up to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon himself is a regular player and always bets his precious dragon eggs on the line.
Join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart your opponents and come out on top. But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the games begin!
Ever wondered what a sneezy wolf looks like? Or how about summoning a little mischief with hooves, horrors, and hatchlings? Our server has it all! From loveless incantations to blood, steel, and ego (Ch. 8 – the ego gets its own character development arc), we’ve got stories that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Join us for wilderness hearts (Ch. 14 – where the trees have feelings and the rivers tell jokes), a chance connection (spoiler: it’s with a talking pineapple), and tiger milk (it’s exactly what it sounds like, but with a twist).
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join now and become part of the craziest community of human males and female anthros on the internet!
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.
| Stability | Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! |
| Zero Pay-To-Win | Fairness for all players is what we promise to sustain. |
| Giving Back | Excess donations support various charities and giveaways. |
| Inclusivity | Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome here as ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL. |
| Custom Plugins | Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, while keeping things far from boring. |
| Cross-Platform | Tuned for both Java and Bedrock, with features specific for Bedrock players that are completely unique! |
| Permanent World | All builds will be kept forever |
| Level-Up System | |
| Pets | |
| Land Claim | |
| McMMO | |
| Strong Economy | |
| Leaderboards | |
| Hard Difficulty | |
| Player-Driven Updates |
Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord: https://discord.exeoscraft.com
Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil mobs with nothing but a spoon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Just be careful not to get a cavity!
Oh, and did I mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge them? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So what are you waiting for? Join nintendo 17736 today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.
Legend has it that Bussy Kouki can build a castle in under 10 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword. Join our server and witness the epic battles between Bussy Kouki and the evil mobs that dare to challenge him.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of Minecraft. From diamond-encrusted pigs to enchanted golden carrots, you’ll never run out of treasures to discover.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of Bussy Kouki’s quest for domination in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Name | Purgatory |
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| Version | 1.20.2 |
| Mods | Vanilla++, Origins, other fun mods |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
A: You can join the server by applying on our Discord server and joining the community.
A: We use Vanilla++, Origins, and other fun mods to enhance gameplay.
A: Yes, you can join or create a town/village to live in on the server.
A: Yes, the server is ever-growing and updates are regularly implemented to improve the player experience.
Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!