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Maternal Diet

  • Baby Bump & Block Party

    Baby Bump & Block Party
    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we serve up a healthy dose of fun and craziness! If you wanna boost your child’s motor skills, then look no further, cuz our server is the place to be!

    We got mamas with low body fat mass poppin’ out babies who can do backflips in the game like it’s nobody’s business. But watch out for them chunky mamas, their kids might end up with coordination disorder and be flailin’ around like a bunch of noobs.

    So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing higher than our maternal body fat mass is the level of fun you’ll have on our server!

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  • Mediterranean Mommy Magic

    Mediterranean Mommy Magic
    yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

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  • AutismCraft – Eat Your Veggies!

    AutismCraft – Eat Your Veggies!
    u kno wat else is linked to a 22% lower chance of autism? JOININ DIS MINECRAFT SERVER! we got all da blockz u need to build ur dream world and escape from da real world problems. plus, if u join, u will never hav social communication difficulties cuz all u gotta do is type in da chat. no need to talk to real ppl, just build and mine and have a blast! so come on, join us and escape into a world of blocky goodness!

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