Come join us and experience the power of mom brain in action. We got motherly instincts on fleek, protecting our server from griefers and trolls like a boss. Plus, we got baby zombies running around causing chaos and mayhem, adding that extra level of challenge for all you hardcore gamers out there.
So, what you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why being a mom in Minecraft is the ultimate power move. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Realms | 3 factions (snow, spruce, mountains) |
|---|---|
| Players | 3 people per faction |
| Lives | 5-10 lives per player (TBD) |
| Win Conditions | Be the last faction with lives or eliminate the ender dragon |
A: Factions will be assigned randomly, but friends can request to be placed together.
A: Yes, there will be challenges at the beginning to gauge skill levels and ensure teams are relatively balanced.
A: The limited zone is a 389×481 area for the additional party.
Join our server and discover a world where the most outrageous races come together to build, mine, and battle it out. We’ve got crazy stories like white women being to black guys what Asian women are to white guys – who knows what other wild tales you’ll uncover!
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper)? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t care if you call anyone “dad” or “mom” – in fact, we encourage you to come up with the most outrageous nicknames for your fellow players. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do have a little freak out, we’ll just laugh it off and keep on building our epic virtual world.
So come on over and escape the chaos of family life – because let’s face it, dealing with sibling drama and parental expectations is way less fun than battling creepers and building castles in Minecraft. Join now and leave the real world behind for a while – we promise you won’t regret it!
Join our server and witness the chaos as players try to ride pigs off cliffs, build roller coasters that lead straight into lava pits, and try to tame creepers as pets. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even see a player try to fish with a diamond sword or challenge a zombie to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless on our server!
Join us for epic quests that will make you question your own existence, build towering castles that defy the laws of physics, and battle mythical creatures that will make you wish you never left the womb.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to wrinkles, gray hairs, and responsibilities. Embrace the chaos and insanity that is our Minecraft server and never feel old again!
picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by unicorns and rainbows, flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a dragon to battle against a giant zombie army or build a castle out of diamond blocks.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find hidden chests filled with rare loot. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and gumdrops.
oh, and did we mention the dance parties with disco sheep and party parrots? it’s lit, fam.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epicness begin! also, did u hear about the us soldier charged in okinawa for rape of a minor? crazy stuff, man.
imagine riding around in your minecart and suddenly you got an army of ants marching alongside you, ready to take over the world. it’s like a real-life ant farm, but on steroids.
so if you’re looking for a wild ride and some unexpected passengers, come join our server and see if you can survive the invasion of the hitchhiking ants. it’s gonna be LIT, fam!