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CraftyCashGrab
Join our Minecraft server and find out! We promise you’ll be so entertained, you’ll forget all about wasting money on things like diamond-encrusted toilet seats and solid gold toothbrushes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Fluffy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for riches and glory! -
CraftyCoupleMinecraftSMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. We got llamas riding pigs, villagers doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers throwing surprise parties. It’s wild, bro.But the best part is the community, man. We all bond over our love for building giant statues of potatoes and having llama races. It’s like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way, you know?
And let me tell you, the drama is off the charts. One time, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a zombie. It was like a soap opera, bro.
So if you’re looking for a place to chill, build some epic stuff, and maybe get involved in some llama drama, you gotta join this server, man. It’s a total blast. Plus, we have free virtual cookies. Who can say no to that?
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BlockHouse Minecraft Server
so, like, u should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz the white house is like, totally behind it, man. they’re all like, “yeah, israel, u do u, block that aid to gaza, we got ur back.” so, if u wanna be on the side of the white house and israel, come join us on this epic server where we build giant walls and block off all the aid. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the fun! -
NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Mission
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got Zelensky himself saying he’ll trade himself for NATO membership, like what even is that? it’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.like, imagine being part of a server where the president of a whole country is willing to sacrifice himself for some virtual alliance, like, that’s some next level dedication right there. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server where world leaders are making deals left and right just to get in on the action?
so, like, come join us and witness the madness unfold, cuz you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will happen next. and who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making crazy deals with other players just to get ahead in the game. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it, trust me.
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Elon’s Organ Farm: Musk’s Kids & Blocks
join our minecraft server and be part of the wackiest community ever! we have so many kids running around, you’ll never run out of playmates! rumor has it that elon musk is actually one of our players, using the server to scout for potential organ donors in the future. so if you want to be part of a server that’s out of this world, join us now!Server IP: transplantCraze.About.org
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Stoneworks and Valdic Union
Server Overview
Server Name Stoneworks Server Type GeoPol, Roleplay, Worldbuilding Active Players 200-250/day FAQs
Question Answer What is the Valdic Union? The Valdic Union is a Viking based kingdom within the Stoneworks server, known for its strong builds and political ladder system. How can I join the Valdic Union? You can join by visiting the Valdic Union Discord server and following the instructions provided there. Is Stoneworks only for roleplaying or can I just build? Stoneworks offers a wide range of activities including roleplaying, worldbuilding, and building, so you can choose what suits your preferences best. Are there specific rules or guidelines for playing on Stoneworks? Yes, there are rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and respectful gaming environment for all players. These can be found on the Stoneworks Discord server. -
Family Land Minecraft 1.20.1
Yo, bro, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can build epic castles with your fam, all while battling dragons and creepers together. It’s like a family vacation, but without the annoying relatives and bad buffet food.Join us for the ultimate adventure in the land of life, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll ban them faster than you can say “diamond sword”). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).
Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and start crafting your way to victory! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, in which case, why are you even playing Minecraft?).
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CurvyCraft – AITA?
So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the blocks are super curvy and thicc. Yeah, you heard me right! Join our server for some curvy blocky fun!We got pigs with hourglass figures, cows with voluptuous udders, and creepers with some serious junk in the trunk. It’s a curvy paradise, baby!
And hey, if you’re into curvy pixels, then this is the place for you. Our server is all about celebrating those nice feminine features, just like my girlfriend’s body (shoutout to her, she’s a real blocky babe).
So come on down to our server and get your curvy on! It’s gonna be a thicc good time, I promise you that. Join now and let’s get blocky with it!