materialistic Minecraft Servers

Materialistic

  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people take pride in their perfectly organized chests or their impressive redstone creations? Look no further, because on our server, we take pride in the dumbest things imaginable!

    Join us if you want to show off your collection of dirt blocks or your epic fails at building giant statues of chickens. We even have a special competition for the player with the most deaths from falling into their own lava pit – talk about dedication!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but melons. Yes, you heard that right – melons! And don’t even get us started on the player who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and trained them to do synchronized dances on command.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity), come join us and let your dumbest dreams come true!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PridefulNoobs Minecraft SMP

    PridefulNoobs Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! It’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear.

    First of all, the spawn point is a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! And if you touch the unicorn’s horn, you get superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. It’s lit, bro.

    But that’s not even the best part. The owner of the server is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like the wisest potato you’ll ever meet, and he gives out quests like “Find the Golden Carrot of Destiny” or “Defeat the Evil Chicken Overlord”. It’s pure madness, but in the best way possible.

    Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with llamas as DJs? Yeah, it’s a thing. And the best builder on the server gets crowned King or Queen of the Land and gets a golden toilet as a throne. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

    So yeah, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, all rolled into one. Let’s goooooo! πŸ₯”πŸŒˆπŸ’ŽπŸ¦„πŸ•ΊπŸΌπŸ‘‘πŸš½ #PotatoPower

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RichCraft: Diamonds & Dollars

    RichCraft: Diamonds & Dollars

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever dated a Minecraft player who’s so rich they have diamond armor for every day of the week? Join our server and experience the luxurious life of the elite Minecraft players! Our spawn area is a replica of a real-life mansion, complete with a pool filled with lava (for that extra hot tub experience).

    But that’s not all! Our players have so much wealth, they use emeralds as toilet paper and build their houses out of solid gold blocks. Join now and you might just find yourself riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out on the chance to live like a Minecraft millionaire!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BrokeCraft: The Server of Unattainable Dreams

    BrokeCraft: The Server of Unattainable Dreams

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you dream of owning a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? Do you fantasize about riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! Join now and experience the luxury life you never thought possible, all for the low, low price of logging in and playing with us! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities and zero financial stress? Join us today and start living the high life in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyCashGrabbers

    BlockyCashGrabbers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the real world where people only care about money and success? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only career path you need to worry about is mining for diamonds and building epic structures!

    Forget about those boring jobs that only care about high income, on our server, the only currency that matters is emeralds and gold blocks. You can become a professional farmer, a master builder, or even a fearless explorer searching for hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.

    Join us and escape the pressures of the real world, where the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity in a blocky paradise. Who needs a high income when you can have a high level enchantment table instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoBillion4This

    NoBillion4This

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world. Join us for the wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Who needs a billion dollars when you can have unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells dad jokes? Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most absurdly entertaining server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyHeirsOnly

    CraftyHeirsOnly

    New Minecraft Servers

    🀣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we run a company that helps hospitals and funds important research! Our CEO, Carly (36F), is a total boss babe who keeps everything running smoothly. She’s like a Minecraft villager on steroids, working 12 hours a day to make sure everything is in order.

    πŸ₯ Need an expensive machine for your Minecraft hospital? We got you covered! Just ask Carly, she’ll hook you up with a discount and maybe even forget to ask for it back. We’re like the Robin Hood of Minecraft servers, stealing from the rich (us) and giving to the poor (you).

    ⏳ But wait, there’s drama! Our founder (56M) has a ticking time bomb illness and is putting together his Minecraft will. His ex-wife and son are total gold diggers, only caring about money. So he’s decided to leave the company to Carly instead of his son. Sorry not sorry, sonny boy!

    πŸ’° Don’t worry, his son will still inherit a ton of assets and money. But let’s be real, Carly is the real MVP here. She’s the hero we need in this crazy Minecraft world. So come join our server and witness the epic saga of Minecraft drama and charity work! #TeamCarly πŸš€

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BookshelfBlockerCraft

    BookshelfBlockerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for your massive book collection? Do you need a space big enough for all your shelves to fit comfortably? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and build your dream virtual home with as many shelves as you desire. No judgment here, only support for your book-loving ways.

    Forget tiny condos and cramped spaces, on our server, you can have all the room you need to display your beloved books. Plus, no one will ever call you materialistic or selfish for wanting to keep your collection intact.

    So come on over and let your bookish dreams run wild in a world where there’s always enough space for your shelves!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadNGrandpa’sCardz Minecraft Server

    DadNGrandpa’sCardz Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value sentimental items more than anything else! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and heartbreaking betrayals, just like the story of a player’s boyfriend who threw out her beloved baseball card collection without asking!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual collection of rare items and protect them from any decluttering enthusiasts who may come your way. Don’t worry, we won’t let anyone donate or sell your precious possessions without your consent!

    So come on over and join us for a unique gaming experience where we understand the importance of sentimental value, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a virtual baseball card collection to cherish forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoMatch Minecraft Server

    NoMatch Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being rejected by women on dating apps just because of your looks? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where looks don’t matter at all! In fact, we only accept players who have reached the peak of their moral decay and have lost all sympathy for women.

    On our server, the only currency accepted is attention from petite 18-year-old Asian girls from exotic locations like Thailand and Japan. Say goodbye to the materialistic world of dating apps and hello to a new world where only the most morally bankrupt individuals thrive.

    Join us now and build your empire with like-minded individuals who have also decided to starve these ungrateful sluts and force them to work. Who needs empathy when you have a diamond pickaxe and a plan to dominate the Minecraft world? No sympathy, just pure, unadulterated gameplay. See you on the server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP