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  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people take pride in their perfectly organized chests or their impressive redstone creations? Look no further, because on our server, we take pride in the dumbest things imaginable!

    Join us if you want to show off your collection of dirt blocks or your epic fails at building giant statues of chickens. We even have a special competition for the player with the most deaths from falling into their own lava pit – talk about dedication!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but melons. Yes, you heard that right – melons! And don’t even get us started on the player who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and trained them to do synchronized dances on command.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity), come join us and let your dumbest dreams come true!

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  • PridefulNoobs Minecraft SMP

    PridefulNoobs Minecraft SMP

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    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! It’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear.

    First of all, the spawn point is a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! And if you touch the unicorn’s horn, you get superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. It’s lit, bro.

    But that’s not even the best part. The owner of the server is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like the wisest potato you’ll ever meet, and he gives out quests like “Find the Golden Carrot of Destiny” or “Defeat the Evil Chicken Overlord”. It’s pure madness, but in the best way possible.

    Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with llamas as DJs? Yeah, it’s a thing. And the best builder on the server gets crowned King or Queen of the Land and gets a golden toilet as a throne. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

    So yeah, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, all rolled into one. Let’s goooooo! 🥔🌈💎🦄🕺🏼👑🚽 #PotatoPower

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  • RichCraft: Diamonds & Dollars

    RichCraft: Diamonds & Dollars

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    Have you ever dated a Minecraft player who’s so rich they have diamond armor for every day of the week? Join our server and experience the luxurious life of the elite Minecraft players! Our spawn area is a replica of a real-life mansion, complete with a pool filled with lava (for that extra hot tub experience).

    But that’s not all! Our players have so much wealth, they use emeralds as toilet paper and build their houses out of solid gold blocks. Join now and you might just find yourself riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out on the chance to live like a Minecraft millionaire!

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  • BrokeCraft: The Server of Unattainable Dreams

    BrokeCraft: The Server of Unattainable Dreams

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    Do you dream of owning a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? Do you fantasize about riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! Join now and experience the luxury life you never thought possible, all for the low, low price of logging in and playing with us! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities and zero financial stress? Join us today and start living the high life in Minecraft!

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  • BlockyCashGrabbers

    BlockyCashGrabbers

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    Are you tired of living in the real world where people only care about money and success? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only career path you need to worry about is mining for diamonds and building epic structures!

    Forget about those boring jobs that only care about high income, on our server, the only currency that matters is emeralds and gold blocks. You can become a professional farmer, a master builder, or even a fearless explorer searching for hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.

    Join us and escape the pressures of the real world, where the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity in a blocky paradise. Who needs a high income when you can have a high level enchantment table instead?

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  • NoBillion4This

    NoBillion4This

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    Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world. Join us for the wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Who needs a billion dollars when you can have unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells dad jokes? Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most absurdly entertaining server out there!

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  • CraftyHeirsOnly

    CraftyHeirsOnly

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we run a company that helps hospitals and funds important research! Our CEO, Carly (36F), is a total boss babe who keeps everything running smoothly. She’s like a Minecraft villager on steroids, working 12 hours a day to make sure everything is in order.

    🏥 Need an expensive machine for your Minecraft hospital? We got you covered! Just ask Carly, she’ll hook you up with a discount and maybe even forget to ask for it back. We’re like the Robin Hood of Minecraft servers, stealing from the rich (us) and giving to the poor (you).

    ⏳ But wait, there’s drama! Our founder (56M) has a ticking time bomb illness and is putting together his Minecraft will. His ex-wife and son are total gold diggers, only caring about money. So he’s decided to leave the company to Carly instead of his son. Sorry not sorry, sonny boy!

    💰 Don’t worry, his son will still inherit a ton of assets and money. But let’s be real, Carly is the real MVP here. She’s the hero we need in this crazy Minecraft world. So come join our server and witness the epic saga of Minecraft drama and charity work! #TeamCarly 🚀

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  • BookshelfBlockerCraft

    BookshelfBlockerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for your massive book collection? Do you need a space big enough for all your shelves to fit comfortably? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and build your dream virtual home with as many shelves as you desire. No judgment here, only support for your book-loving ways.

    Forget tiny condos and cramped spaces, on our server, you can have all the room you need to display your beloved books. Plus, no one will ever call you materialistic or selfish for wanting to keep your collection intact.

    So come on over and let your bookish dreams run wild in a world where there’s always enough space for your shelves!

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  • DadNGrandpa’sCardz Minecraft Server

    DadNGrandpa’sCardz Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value sentimental items more than anything else! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and heartbreaking betrayals, just like the story of a player’s boyfriend who threw out her beloved baseball card collection without asking!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual collection of rare items and protect them from any decluttering enthusiasts who may come your way. Don’t worry, we won’t let anyone donate or sell your precious possessions without your consent!

    So come on over and join us for a unique gaming experience where we understand the importance of sentimental value, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a virtual baseball card collection to cherish forever!

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  • NoMatch Minecraft Server

    NoMatch Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being rejected by women on dating apps just because of your looks? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where looks don’t matter at all! In fact, we only accept players who have reached the peak of their moral decay and have lost all sympathy for women.

    On our server, the only currency accepted is attention from petite 18-year-old Asian girls from exotic locations like Thailand and Japan. Say goodbye to the materialistic world of dating apps and hello to a new world where only the most morally bankrupt individuals thrive.

    Join us now and build your empire with like-minded individuals who have also decided to starve these ungrateful sluts and force them to work. Who needs empathy when you have a diamond pickaxe and a plan to dominate the Minecraft world? No sympathy, just pure, unadulterated gameplay. See you on the server!

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  • Crafttomuck Skyblock

    Crafttomuck Skyblock

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    Server Overview

    Server NameCrafttomuck Skyblock
    IPNot Specified
    VersionCreate 6
    Player CountNot Specified
    Features
    • Start Your Own Island or Team Up!
    • Create 6 Integration
    • Immersive Aircraft
    • Player-Run Shopping District
    • Public Islands

    FAQ Section

    Gameplay

    Q: Can I start my own island or team up with friends?

    A: Yes, players have the option to claim their own private island to build at their own pace or collaborate with friends to create something together.

    Rules

    Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    A: Yes, players are expected to adhere to the server’s rules and community guidelines to maintain a positive gaming environment for all.

    Plugins

    Q: What plugins are used on the server?

    A: The server utilizes various plugins to enhance gameplay, provide automation mechanics, and facilitate player interactions.

    Community

    Q: Is there a community marketplace for trading with other players?

    A: Yes, players can set up their own shops and participate in the player-run shopping district to engage in trade with others.

    Monetization

    Q: Are there any monetization features on the server?

    A: The server may offer certain monetization options to support its operation and ongoing development, with details available on the official website.

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  • ⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

    ⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

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    The description of the server server “Redline Griff Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    bz.redlines.space:25903

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  • Broken World RP

    Broken World RP

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    Nebelloren Minecraft Server Overview

    Server NameNebelloren
    Server TypeRoleplaying Adventure
    Websitebrokenworldrp.com

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    What is Nebelloren?Nebelloren is a mysterious continent in the Minecraft world where players can embark on roleplaying adventures.
    How do I join Nebelloren?Join our Discord, read the rules, fill out an application, get whitelisted, download the modpack, and start playing!
    What factions are available in Nebelloren?Players can choose between The Imeris Entente and The Wildchoir factions.
    What are some features of Nebelloren?Nebelloren features two stunning cities, an enormous custom map, mechanical professions, roleplay-based paths, custom racial and class-based abilities, immersive gameplay, and a growing community of players.

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  • Chasing Dreams in The Backroom

    Chasing Dreams in The Backroom

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    Join NOW: The Best Worst Server Ever or You’ll Just Float Away!

    The moment you close your eyes to be sensible, this server morphs into the very essence of existence! You may find yourself questioning if you’re in a blocky paradise or an interdimensional nightmare, simply by logging in. Why delve into the world of mundane reality when you can enter the chaotic vortex of our glorious realm? Embrace the madness, my friend, or face the cosmic void! Remember, reality is just a creeper in disguise.

    Gameplay FeaturesHow They Actually Work
    Infinite Hunger GamesYou’ll be eternally starving, but the food is made from regret and whispers of forgotten dreams.
    Flying ZombiesThey soar through the sky but can only be seen while you’re looking at your hands.
    Time Travel SpellsControl your destiny by rewinding to when everyone stopped caring—no returns accepted!
    Blocky Time LordsThey exist in an alternate dimension named “Vintage Minecraft” where none of the rules apply.
    Disco PiglinsThey only dance to the sounds of your deepest fears; bring extra disco balls!

    FAQ: Confounded Questions and Answers!

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply scream into the void. The void may not respond. Or it may respond with quantum spaghetti. Either way, it’s a valid path!

    Q: What’s the server IP?

    A: The IP is a secret only known to the pigeons gathering outside your window as you read this very sentence.

    Q: Will my progress be saved?

    A: Progress is a myth—like diamonds in the sky! Only the blocks you break with tears have any meaning, but they eventually evaporate into air!

    Random Quotes from the Abyss:

    “I want a very young gf who will let me look her body over…”

    “How do I get a backroom casting couch gf?”

    “Gag on my dick and cum on her face…”

    Join now or face the infinite echo chamber that is your own despair! Every block is alive and every click could unravel a new truth… or a more confusing lie! The experience awaits your presence; dare you enter the fray?

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  • Normal Oddities: Minecraft SMP

    Normal Oddities: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, fam! Forget everything you know about Minecraft servers because this one is actually a cosmic rollercoaster of chaos and unfiltered cringe that you didn’t ask for but totally need in your life. Ready? Buckle your seatbelts, because we’re diving into the wildest, most nonsensical adventure ever! 🌌

    First off, you get to start your Minecraft journey where the trees whisper your deepest insecurities! Like, LOL, can you imagine chopping down a tree, and it’s like, "Why are you still single?" Talk about a mood killer! 😂 And if that’s not enough, the sheep? Omg, bro, they’re actually secretly plotting to take over the world! 🐑💥 I mean, who even let them have a meeting? Like, hello, I’m just trying to farm here!

    Joining this server means you’ll get the exclusive privilege of being practically attacked by a herd of flying pigs that glitch through dimensions. You know it’s true because my cousin Greg saw it once and ran back to the real world screaming. Those pigs can travel faster than your Wi-Fi can buffer that one YouTube video about how to build a potato farm. You wanna make friends? Just stand there, and the pigs will fight over who gets to be your buddy. 🤝🐖

    And, oh boy, let me tell you about the monthly "Break-A-Bed Competition" we have! It’s not about who snores the loudest (that’s a whole other battle). It’s a literal free-for-all where we turn beds into battlegrounds! You hire your friends to sleep in them, and then BOOM – it’s like a medieval war but with pillows. Last one standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual cake and a chance to procrastinate instead of doing actual life stuff! 🍰👑

    But wait, there’s more! You know how creepers are always blowing up your buildings? Well, on this server, we’ve unanimously decided that they’ve got a secret underground talent show, and they might just be the next big meme! Forget America’s Got Talent—get ready for “Creepers Got Grapples!” Their acts include pro interpretive dance and heartfelt covers of classic bangers. I mean, you’ve never truly lived until you’ve seen a creeper play “Wonderwall” on a blocky guitar while crying sparkling green tears! 🌟😂

    And don’t even get me started on the Enderman. They definitely have the best gossip and always know who is using hacks. Like, they’re the Minecraft social media platform we never asked for but totally need in our lives. 🕵️‍♂️👀 Want the latest scoop? Just ask an Enderman to teleport closer, and boom! You’ll get all the juicy deets. Just don’t look ’em in the eyes – they get super awkward, like when you accidentally liked your crush’s nine-month-old Instagram post. 😳💔

    Last but not least, the server’s got this cursed enchantment where if you punch a tree, there’s a 50/50 chance it either drops wood or starts telling dad jokes. Like, seriously, you’ll be there & boom! “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the portal, duh!” Facepalm intensifies. You may end up questioning your life choices but laughing at the sheer absurdity. 🤦🎤💥

    So, do you want to join this whirlwind of nonsense and madness for all eternity? This isn’t just a server, it’s a lifestyle! Jump on board and unleash the chaos; your mom will definitely be proud(ly confused) of your new Minecraft adventures! 🏰🗡️ Let’s get loony!!! 🎉🎉

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  • Dreamscape Dilemma Craft!

    Dreamscape Dilemma Craft!

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    🎉🌈 Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server You’ll Ever “Wake Up” To! 🌈🎉

    Ever woken up from a dream so wild that it made your morning coffee taste like sawdust? Well, throw those mundane dreams out the window, because this Minecraft server is here to shatter the boundaries of reality as you know it!

    Join us on a pixelated path where:

    1. You can ride a llama that recites Shakespeare! 🦙📖 That’s right, while others struggle to grab their first crafting table, you’ll be galloping into the sunset, quoting the Bard like you’re auditioning for a role in the next blockbuster. Just watch out for the creepers—they don’t appreciate a well-placed “to be or not to be.”

    2. Zombies hold speed dating events! 💀❤️ Tired of lonely nights in your cozy cobblestone hut? Our undead pals are here to help you find your perfect match. Just bring some freshly baked cookies (they’re weak for baked goods), and get ready for a date that could leave you breathless (not just from fear)!

    3. The Ender Dragon is a former pop star! 🐉🎤 Legend has it that after multiple hit singles, our Ender Dragon retired to a life of solitude. Help it reclaim its fame by organizing the greatest concert in Minecraft history. Imagine taking the stage in front of blocky fans who “end” every note with a loud cheer. Talk about a real showstopper!

    4. Build contests where the prizes are actual wishes! 🏰✨ Your castle could be so epic that it grants you a wish! Want the ability to fly? Or maybe you want exclusive access to the Legendary Unobtainium Pickaxe? Whatever your heart desires, just remember—wishes are subject to server admin’s whimsy, and sometimes the outcome is hilariously unpredictable!

    5. Fishing tournaments where the fish tell dad jokes! 🎣😂 Ever had a salmon say, “I’m just here for the halibut”? Join us and discover a world where fish don’t just swim—they deliver punchlines that could make any squid stop dead in its watery tracks!

    Don’t stay stuck in your boring dream world! Dive headfirst into the downright ridiculousness of our Minecraft server, where every block holds a story, and every blockhead will leave you laughing. Who knows? You might just wake up — if you ever leave! 😜🍄✨

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  • “Putin’s Sanction-Free Craft”

    “Putin’s Sanction-Free Craft”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Bizarre Realms of PutinCraft: The Only Server That Makes Sanction Evasion Fun!

    Congratulations, seeker of digital destiny! You have stumbled upon PutinCraft, where global economic chaos isn’t just a headline—it’s a way of life!

    In This Place, Reality Adores Absurdity

    Imagine a world where lifting sanctions is a celebratory event. Blockades are merely party favors, and economic downturns are but background music to our block-breaking festivities. Here, the only currency is unpredictability, and every explosive announcement twists the fabric of your pixelated existence!

    “I logged in expecting some basic crafting, and suddenly I was grappling with sanctions and political intrigue. Do I need an Ender Pearl to dodge them?” — An anonymous player, probably a spy.


    Unforeseen Features – Where Sanctions Become Crafting Challenges!

    FeatureDescription
    Sanction Breaker QuestsCraft your way through treacherous territories while pretending to ignore the lurking consequences of world affairs!
    Mushroom DiplomacyTrade enchanted mushrooms for geopolitical favors! Their spores offer wisdom… or madness?
    Coalition of ChaosForge alliances with other players to create absurd nations—how many blocks can you build before a sanctions wave crashes down?
    Economic Collapse EventsExperience server-wide pandemonium every time a ‘huge win’ happens in the real world. Watch as resources tumble and players panic-scream!

    Conspiracies and Myths – Breathe in the Haze of Uncertainty!

    Beware, brave miner! Whispers tell of a dark past: This server was banned in 12 countries, but we aren’t telling you why. Legends say that players who dared to question it learned too much! Some became simple villagers, while others vanished into the void of alternate realities.

    Do You Believe?

    • Rumor has it sanctions are secretly a way to level up Totem of Undesired Outcomes—are you ready to embrace the chaos?
    • Allegedly, every block you place aligns you closer to the “Ministry of Unfounded Decisions.” Beware of their gaze!

    Testimonials from the Unhinged

    “I joined to escape the reality, but instead, I was thrust into a fantastical universe that makes my nightmares feel tame. Chaos never felt so inviting!”Another cheerful lost soul.


    FAQs (Not That They Matter)

    Q: Why does my game lag when I talk about economic policies? A: The Chaos Gods love a good debate, or so they say. It’s an honor, really.

    Q: Is it true that entering the End dimension escalates international relations? A: Definitely… or entirely false. Maybe both? Who can truly know?

    Q: Can I craft a peace treaty? A: Why craft treaties when you can unleash Unholy TNT? It’s so much more effective.


    Dive Into the Unknown—Join Us!

    Join PutinCraft where the blocks you stack reflect the delusions of global discord! With every server reset, embrace the fresh uncertainty and bizarre concoctions of this uncanny existence.

    This is not merely a game; it’s an unholy alliance with madness! Forget everything you know about reality, because in PutinCraft, you can mine your way to unexpected freedom, or stumble into the absurd end of diplomacy gone horribly wrong.

    Step forward—debt collectors can’t touch you here!

    Can you handle the absurdity? Only the bravest (or most foolish) will find out! Welcome to your new chaotic reality.

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  • Butterfly Decline: 22% in 2 Decades

    Butterfly Decline: 22% in 2 Decades

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the butterflies are thriving and multiplying like crazy! we have a special butterfly sanctuary where you can frolic with these majestic creatures and witness their beauty up close.

    our server is home to over 342 different butterfly species, each more colorful and unique than the last. watch as they flutter around you, landing on your blocky head and giving you good luck for your adventures.

    we even have a special quest where you have to save the butterflies from the evil butterfly poachers who are trying to capture them for their rare and valuable wings. team up with your friends to protect these precious insects and earn exclusive rewards.

    so come on down to our server and experience the wonder of the butterfly kingdom. who knew that minecraft could be so magical and educational at the same time?

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  • What is the IP for PrestonPlayz Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for PrestonPlayz Minecraft Server?

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    Does PrestonPlayz Have a Minecraft Server?

    PrestonPlayz, known for his engaging Minecraft content and vibrant personality, has garnered a significant fan base eager for community interaction. Many fans are curious about whether he has an official Minecraft server to connect with other players and experience the game uniquely.

    PrestonPlayz Minecraft Server Status

    As of now, PrestonPlayz does not have an official Minecraft server. While this may disappoint some fans, it does open the door for exploration.

    Alternative Options for Fans

    Fan-Made Servers

    While there is no official server, several fan-made alternatives cater to PrestonPlayz’s community. These servers often replicate the mini-games and experiences featured in his videos. Some popular fan-created servers include:

    • Hypixel: Well-known for its variety of mini-games, including SkyWars and BedWars.
    • CubeCraft Games: Offers a wide selection of fun mini-games and a thriving community.

    Stay Updated

    Keep an eye on Preston’s social media channels or his YouTube community posts for any announcements regarding the potential launch of an official server. His fans sometimes organize community game nights on platforms like Twitch or Discord.

    Useful Next Steps

    For the latest information and community interaction, check out:

    Explore these resources to stay connected and enjoy the Minecraft experience inspired by PrestonPlayz!

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  • RigoloSMP

    RigoloSMP

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    RigoloSMP Minecraft Server

    Server Overview

    Server NameRigoloSMP
    IPNot provided
    Version1.21.4
    Player CountVariable
    FeaturesAll vanilla gameplay, cracked players allowed, active community

    FAQ

    Gameplay

    Q: Is the server vanilla?

    A: Yes, the server offers a vanilla gameplay experience without any additional plugins.

    Rules

    Q: Are there specific rules to follow on the server?

    A: Yes, all players are expected to adhere to the server rules outlined in our Discord server.

    Plugins

    Q: Are there any plugins used on the server?

    A: No, the server is completely vanilla with no additional plugins.

    Community

    Q: How active is the community on RigoloSMP?

    A: Our community is vibrant and welcoming, providing a great social environment for players to enjoy.

    Monetization

    Q: Is there any monetization on the server?

    A: There is no monetization or in-game purchases on RigoloSMP. The server is free to play for all players.

    Other

    Q: Can cracked players join the server?

    A: Yes, cracked players are allowed on RigoloSMP. Simply join our Discord to get whitelisted.

    Join the Discord server for more information and to get whitelisted

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