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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2017 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Votes: | 1884 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
We promise no one will accuse you of being arrogant or stupid here – unless, of course, you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. In that case, we might have to reconsider.
And don’t worry about lending money to anyone for document processing – our virtual currency is as plentiful as the blocks in our world. Your stay-at-home husband can even join in on the fun and start his own virtual business selling virtual goods. Who needs a real job when you can make a living selling pixelated pickaxes?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a spaceship. And remember, in our world, saying no to lending money is always the right choice – unless it’s to a virtual villager in need of a loan for a new enchanted sword. Happy crafting!
