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Swap Chat Minecraft Server

average person, Chat, critical thinking, human interaction, Minecraft, moron, political discourse, political implications, public opinion, public service, public transportation, Server, societal contribution, societal expectations, societal importance, societal issues, societal roles, societal value, Swap, Tram driver, useless eater, useless resource drains

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Hop on our Minecraft server where even the tram drivers are questioning the meaning of life! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through deep philosophical discussions while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs humans when you have a community of gamers ready to conquer the virtual world? Join us and discover the true meaning of existence…or just have a good laugh with fellow players who are just as confused as you are. Let’s build a world where being a “useless eater” is actually a compliment!

Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

amusement, anticipation, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, humor, Humorist, Humorous, LAUGH, Minecraft, series, Show, Sitcom, smp, television, Television Show, TV, Waiting, WIT

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	267
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8900	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and wild events!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive events like the “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical skills to win epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” event where you can dress up in fancy outfits and attend a glamorous party with your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else.

ShadowBird Minecraft SMP

#my hero academia, Anime, creepy, Dark, dark hero, dark powers, Darkness, distrust, Evil, fear, feathers, Fumikage Tokoyami, Hero, Intimidating, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, Scary, ShadowBird, Sinister, smp, suspicious, trust issues, Villain

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Towns Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	80
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crops Grown:	4271

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got heroes who look more evil than the actual villains, making you question who the real bad guys are. Join us if you want to be constantly on edge, never knowing who to trust or who might stab you in the back (literally). And hey, if you’re looking for a reason to hate someone, we’ve got plenty of sketchy characters to choose from. So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

advice, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating apps, dating challenges, dating struggles, Dating success, dating tips, finding love, Girlfriend, love, meeting people, Minecraft, online dating, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, self improvement, Server, Single life, Social Skills

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Divine Spears Created:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	New Chunks Explored:	199253
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle together in the virtual world? Plus, our server is filled with eligible players who are all looking for that special someone. So ditch the dating apps and join us for a chance at true love (in pixel form)!

March to Minecraft SMP Lumpur

activism, activism in Malaysia, citizens’ rights, civil disobedience, current events, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Kuala Lumpur, Kuala Lumpur protest, lumpur, Malaysia, March, Minecraft, peaceful protest, political movement, protest, protest march, public gathering, smp, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we host weekly chicken races where the winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t worry, our chickens are trained professionals.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kuala Lumpur March, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding creepers and lava pits to reach the promised land of diamonds. It’s a race against time and your fellow players, but the rewards are worth it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

Adventure, camping, Caution, cautionary tale, creepy predators, Dangerous, Freaks, HIGH, horny, Japanese high schoolers, JK bodies, Minecraft, PROWLING, Risky, Safety, Schoolers, Server, solo camping, teenagers, Tiny, unsupervised, vulnerable, Wilderness, Woods

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Towns Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

Characters, characters we couldn’t save, couldn’t save, couldnt, Good, Good characters, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Save, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5846	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	210	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Votes:	5904
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

anti-Semitic, Combat, deserters, discipline, Executioners, Frontline, historical records, Jewish soldier, Jewish soldiers, military discipline, Military Police, Minecraft, Myth, myth-making, Officers, Operation Torch, Propaganda, sensationalized fiction, smp, Totally, U.S. Army, war records, wartime events

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	200
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!